"Things on Leon's Desk", Rated PG-13/T for suggested drug use, and language.

"Am I doomed to find infinity in crude shirt buttons until this wears off?"

"Yes, and will you stop that! What the fuck are you doing?"

"Certainly not you." D slapped a hand over his mouth and reddening cheeks. "I did not mean to say that."

"I noticed. Anything else?"

D cupped Leon's lips within his own in a sharp pressing pull. Leon followed two seconds later, launching the Count into his sofa, looking for Hell until the upside down shopkeeper gasped out, "it's been a hour and a half ! Aren't you late getting back?"

God he hated stoners.

Challenge #269, Time Travel

Written for the PSoH Drabble Community.

Word Count: 100 (yay, I finally did it.) XD

The original version of this reads at just over 300 words, gives the reason for the scene, and keeps them more in character, but I think Leon and D need a taste of just how some of their conversations could sound taken out of context, which is exactly what I did. And if you haven't picked up on it, my titles are clues. XD