Author’s Note: Yaay, my first Valkyrie Profile fanfic, yeah, whatever… (Sarcastically)

Elize: Gee, what’s with the long face?

Me: (emits gloomy aura) stupid Genevieve.

Elize: (sigh) stuck in the Celestial Castle again, are we?

Me: Whatever. Now leave me and my PSP be.

Elize: (groans) anyways, this fic will be about Alicia’s story in the world of Valkyrie Profile --- ACADEMY! Yesssir! Feast your eyes upon the Valkyrie Profile School!! Watch as the “school’s freak and nerd” Lezard falls head over heels for his senior, the school’s oh-so-beautifully diva, (yep, you’ve guessed it!) LENNETH VALKYRIE! ….And watch as Hrist or Mysty (or sometimes BOTH!) kicks his $$ away. Kekeke.

Me: (throws Elize a pillow) shut up, I haven’t slept for days. Stupid witch, go to hell already…!!

Elize: Hmph, killjoy. And besides, I don’t think Genevieve is that hard…. Heck, she must’ve sent the Bracelet of Basilisk to Valhalla, and she’s having a hard time with those Cosmic Spear great magics….. (snickers) And by the way, this is going to be a mixture of Valkyrie Profile I and II! So this fic will consist of the following pairings!! AliciaXRufus (main), LennethXLucian (alternate), LezardXMystina (yeah, I know it’s weird, but they look funny together!!!!), HristXArngrim (y’know, the mistress and bodyguard thingy?) And the rest will be several einherjar pairings! Curious? Find out for yourself in here!

Me: EGH! How did you….?!

Elize: Kekeke, the sound of the ugly hag chanting the Cosmic Spear spell is totally obvious. Heck, I even managed to memorize ‘em all! ADMIT IT! You may be good at fighting, but bad in this stuff!

Me: Hell, you sound like Hiruma…. STOP THE “KEKEKE” PLEASE! It’s driving me nuts!

Elize: KEKEKEKEKEKE!

Me: THAT’S IT! YOU’VE CAUGHT ME IN A WRONG TIMING, BUDDY! (BOOM)

Disclaimer: I own nothing from Valkyrie Profile. Happy? But I own my own hand-drawn comic, Fuyu no Hana.

Chapter I- Welcome to Valhalla!

A young girl with long blonde hair stood in front of a gate of a tall and large white building while gripping a blue brochure in her tiny hands and stared at the building with a pale face.

The building was large and white. It shaped like a large castle with a tall bell tower in the middle, making it looks rather like a large Chapel. In the middle of the school fields, there was a large square with a large fountain in the middle, and on the top of it was a large silvery-white marble statue of the Battle-Maiden, Valkyrie.

‘Th-this is…. My new school?’ The girl squeaked and took a loud gulp. ‘B-but…. What if this is the wrong school? I will make a fool of myself! And-and….’ The girl timidly fidgetted and turned her back against the school entrance.

‘B-but… The brochure said it’s here….’ The girl muttered to herself. ‘Or did I get the wrong brochure?’ She gulped, and flipped the brochure and saw the large writing of “Academy of Valhalla” printed on it. The girl then looked at the name board on the entrance gate.

‘And it says Academy of Valhalla too….’ She sighed. ‘I guess this is the right place…’ She huffed and took a deep breath.

‘Okay, so, as soon as I got in my new class, greet my classmates with a smile, introduce myself, and then, give out the chocolates to others as a token of friendship request….’ The girl took out a small notebook and read it repeatedly. ‘Okay…. I can… I can do this!’ The girl said to herself and as she was about to step forward, she stopped and turned her back against the entrance.

‘Ohhhh!’ the girl groaned and fell to her knees, and covered her hands over her face. ‘I can’t do this! What if they don’t want to be my friend?? What if they would pick on me because I’m a new kid?? What if…. What if---’

‘OOOH!! A new kid!!!’

A cheery yell came from behind the girl and she turned to see who yelled at her. At first, the girl was about to run for her life (in case the person who yelled at her was a bully), but instead, she was flung towards the ground by her mysterious greeter.

‘YAAY! A new kid! Welcome to Valhalla!!’ A brown haired girl jumped at the poor girl gleefully and squeezed the poor girl’s face.

‘Eep!’ The poor girl squeaked.

‘Oh, I mean, welcome to Academy of Valhalla!’ The brown haired girl waved her hands happily and got off the girl’s body. ‘Soooo, you’re new here, huh? Oh, OF COURSE you are, silly me!’ She giggled, pointing at the blue brochure in the girl’s grip. ‘C’mon-c’mon! I’m gonna take you on a tour around the Academy! Better hang on tight, ‘cuz newbies like you easily get lost in the Academy on their first days!’ The brown haired girl pulled the new girl up and brushed the dusts off her green and black plaided skirt.

‘Oh yeah, haven’t introduced me self before! I’m Frei! I’m one of the School’s Counselors, and I’m in charge of greeting newbies and take ‘em on the tour around the school, so they won’t get lost!’ the brown haired girl handed out her hand to the girl and grinned cheesily. ‘What’s yours?’

‘The girl timidly shook Frei’s hand and she opened her mouth to speak, but only small sound can be heard. ‘I-I’m…. A-Ali…’

‘HELLOOO TO YOU, ALI!!’ Frei yelled and hugged the girl hardly so she can barely breathe. ‘It’s very, very, very, very, very good to meet you!’ Frei yelled in the girl’s ears. ‘Funny, your name sounds like a boy’s name, but psshaw! I think it’s cute!’

‘I…I…’ The girl squeaked in Frei’s grip, struggling to find some air to breathe. ‘I’m A-Alicia…. I-I can’t…. Breathe…’

‘Whoops!’ Frei released her grip and let Alicia to fall into the ground with a thud. ‘Sorry! Guess I got overjoyed back there! Nice to meet you, Alicia! Or… Ali?’

‘It’s A-Alicia.’ Alicia croaked. ‘And nice to meet you---’

‘Okay! So let’s go, Alicia! I’m itchin’ to take you on a tour and introduce you to ma friends!!’

‘--Too??’ Alicia yelped as Frei giggled girlishly and pulled Alicia’s hand and charged with a high speed into the Academy, with Alicia, who is unable to keep up with her, sprinting behind her panickedly.

‘F-Frei-san!! Slow… Slow doooown!!!’

Yeah, it’s short. Whatever you say, I could care less.

Elize: What’s wrong with you? You didn’t act this cold the days before.

Me: Ugh, it’s my style, I can act what I want, stop butting in my business.

Elize: Hmph. She’s still not over the little-sister-bullied-in-school issue. Oh well, Rin-chan seems pretty cheerful yesterday, though. Okayz! R&R, please! Let us know what you think so we can improve for the upcoming stories! KYAHH! What are these voodoo dolls for?! Whoa, hey, Hel, you’re not REALLY going to voodoo them, are you??! HEY!!

-Hel & Elize-