Author's note: this is something that I just thought of as I was reading what Noofle had written... sort of like a deleted scene. The phrase 'chips in one hand, Martha's arm in the other' just sounded so funny to me that I had to write this...

Noofle = bold type

w1nter = underlined type

Cheese – Deleted Scene

Steaming packet of chips in one hand, Martha's arm in the other, the Doctor ran up the stairs.

Martha glared up at the Doctor as he scaled the stairs, her one remaining arm folded across her chest. "Are you going to give that back now?" she called.

The Doctor looked down at Martha, sighed, and said, "Oh, all right then. You're no fun." He scampered down the stairs and proceeded to reattach Martha's right arm with his sonic screwdriver. "Good then!" he exclaimed as Martha flexed her fingers. "Onwards and upwards! Allons-y!"

"In one piece this time," Martha muttered as the Doctor dragged her up the stairs.