"I got to get out of here, Al." says a spaceman.

Al is surprised, and turns around to see who is addressing him. It's another spaceman.

"What?" he says.

The spaceman turns to Al.

"I wasn't talking to you, babe." says the spaceman.

Al looks in the mirror again. He can't believe he's a woman. And a pretty attractive one as well.

"I was talking to Al." says the spaceman.

"Well, if you would like to go someplace else, be my guest." says the other Al.

Al turns around to the other Al.

"You're a robot!" says Al.

"What was your first clue? My name is A.L., and I run this place. You should know, you go here all the time." says the robot.

"She's just joking, A.L." says another spaceman. "When are you going to upgrade to a new OS with a sense of humor?"

"Wow! A robot!" says Al. "You look far more advanced than Ziggy!"

"Ziggy? Who's that?" says A.L.

"Ummm. Just a friend." says Al.

Suddenly, Al feels a hand on his bosom.

"Whoa! Hey!" yells Al. He turns around to find a spaceman touching his/her rear end.

"How dare you!" says Al. "That is incredibly disturbing!"

"Well, excuse me. Isn't that the customary way to greet you?" says the spacemen. The other spacemen in the bar begin laughing.

"No!" responds Al.

All the spacemen start surrounding her.

"Well, I think it's an excellent way to greet a lady of your type." says the spaceman. "It's a compliment."

"Yeah, well, I don't like it." says Al.

The spacemen start getting angry.

"You ARE going to like it, you copy me?" says the spaceman.

They start getting closer.....

"Get away from me, you nozzles!" says Al, starting to feel closed in.

BAM!

A loud noise is heard coming from the door.

It's a rather large man, fat, with a gun pointed to the ceiling.

"Get away from my wife." says the man.

"Hey, Joe. We were just talking with her...." says the spaceman.

"Mute it, Ghee. I know how you guys act around my wife. And I don't like it. Now get away!" says Joe.

"Now take it easy, Joe! I will get you a free beer!" says A.L. "Just calm down, and...."

BAM!

A.L.'s head explodes from the blast it took.

All the spacemen start moving back to their seats.

"Joanne! Get over here." yells Joe.

Al doesn't move.

"JOANNE!" yells Joe again.

"Hey, Joanne! Your husband is calling you!" says A.L.'s head, now on the floor.

"Oh snap. I am Joanne." says Al.

He/she walks towards Joe.

He is massive compared to her/him.

"What are you doing here?" says Joe.

"Uhh.....drinking." says Al.

"That's a lie!" says A.L. from the floor.

"Really? What were you doing, Joanne?" says Joe. "You weren't looking for another man, were you?"

"Uhhh.." says Al.

"That's it. Come with me." says Joe.

Joe walks out of the bar with Joanne in his hand.

"Listen, Joe. I promise I wasn't looking for another man.....well, actually I was...." says Al to Joe. "But it's not what you think!"

"Not what I think!?! I thought you loved me!" said Joe. "Because I love you."

"Awww. That's sweet." says Al.

"You are supposed to say you love me back." said Joe.

"Yeah." said Al.

Joe stares at her/him.

"I love you too." says Al.

Joe is filled with happiness, and picks her up with ease!

"Whoa, Joe Young! Put me down!" said Al.

Joe puts her/him down.

"But I thought you loved it when I did that." said Joe.

"I am just not in the mood today." said Al.

"That's ok." said Joe.

Then he puts his hand on her sensitive area.

"HEY! NO!" said Al.

"What is wrong with you today?" said Joe, angrily. "I always did that kind of stuff with you!"

"Well, not anymore! That is horrible!" said Al.

"Well, I am just being a man. Now get in the truck!" said Joe.

Al looks at the truck. It's a spaceship!

He looks around to see that he is in a space station in outer space! He looks up, and sees the Earth right above him!

"Stop staring like an idiot and get in the truck Joanne!" yells Joe. "Ugh. What they say about blondes is true."

They both get in the "truck", and fly away into space. Al is suddenly having second thoughts about his decision to leap, and about his attitude towards women......