"I hate traffic!" says Joe.

He and Al are stuck in traffic, in space.

"Unbelievable. Complete freedom to move in a 3D space, and we still have traffic." says Al.

"I wonder what's cloggin' it up?" says Joe.

"Probably a space construction zone." says Al.

"They better not be building nothin' in my way home!" says Joe angrily. "I don't like traffic!"

"What's wrong with that? They might be building a McDonalds!" says Al, as he looks at Joe's round figure. "You'd like eating there, right?"

"Who the heck is McDonalds, dumb woman?" says Joe.

"McDonald's a fast food chain, where they make burgers!" says Al.

"I never heard no McDonald's." says Joe.

"Looks like they finally got what they deserved." says Al.

Suddenly, bright lights fill the "truck" they are in.

"What the heck is going on!?!" yells Al.

"Stand still, dumb woman, they are just checking us.” says Joe.

A large space vehicle hovers above their car, flooding a bright light inside. After a second, the light turns off, the vehicle moves to the next vehicle, and fills it with light again.

"Checking us?" says Al.

"Yeah! Duh! They are obviously looking for someone." says Joe.

"Looking for...someone?" says Al. "Who?"

"Beats me." says Joe. "Probably an illegal alien."

"What!?!" says Al.

"You get dumber by the hour." says Joe. "Someone who isn't documented in the SSAD, is an illegal alien, because everybody is documented when they are born in our Solar System, like me or you."

Al remembers that Sam would have come here to the future being himself, and not somebody else, and therefore would not have been documented. So he must be an illegal alien!

"I think I know someone who is like that." says Al.

"You dumb woman, no you don't. Dumb woman." says Joe.

"You are going to have to stop treating me like that! I am a human being!" says Al.

"Sometimes I wonder." says Joe.

Al has never been so insulted in his life. Not only that, it all felt a little familiar. He got the urge to do something, but could not think to do anything, so he did the next best thing.

*slap*

"OW!" yells Joe. "You'll pay for that!"

They see another flash of light outside, but it was an explosion! The checking vehicle has exploded! A trail of smoke leading to the vehicle can be seen coming from below!

"Holy smokes!" yells Al.

"What?" says Joe.

Where the trail came from turns out to be another vehicle, which blasts it's way from the traffic into space! A bunch of police ships fly over Al and Joe to pursue the suspect!

"Follow those cars Joe!" says Al.

"Why?" says Joe.

"It's important!" says Al.

"No it's not!" says Joe.

"You better follow them, Joe, or I'll take this truck from you!" says Al.

"Ha! You are a woman! What are you gonna do? Anno...."

*BAM!*

Al knocks Joe out, and takes the wheel!

The truck blasts away after the illegal alien!