Summary: The RRB have returned and are good now! Will they be able to save the PPG from danger and win their hearts?!

Pairings: Brick/Blossom, Boomer/Bubbles, and Butch/Buttercup. Because anything other than that is just stupid!! Anyone who writes any pairings besides the traditional pairings need to be sent to Jupiter!

Author’s Note: OMG!1! It’s been a while since I last posted a RRB/PPG fanfic!1! This story is just a one-shot but it’s so sweet and awesome!1! I know u all will luv it!1! Please R&R and tell me what you think, k? But you can only say nice things! If u don’t like it, THEN YOU CAN GO TO HELL YOU BITCHY FUR BALLS!!!

The Perfect Match

At Mojo's observatory, there was a loud explosion and suddenly three tall figures appeared.

“I have done it! I have recreated the RRB!!” Mojo Jojo yelled happily as he raised his fists into the air. (A/N: I'm too lazy to spell their full name out, k?) “Yes…soon the PPG will be destroyed!! And I shall rule the world! MUAHAHA!”

“Dude, we ain’t helping you do nothing!” said Brick. Brick had fiery red hair that reached his lower back and dark red eyes. He was wearing a dark red T-shirt with black jeans and Nike sneakers. He also wore a ketchup red baseball cap that he had turned to the side.

“Yeah, we’re good now,” said Boomer. Boomer had short blond hair and shimmering blue eyes. He was wearing a dark blue T-shirt with black jeans and Nike sneakers.

“Yeah, and now we’re just going to kick your ass and leave because you suck!” said Butch. Butch had spiky, jet-black hair and dark, forest green eyes. He was wearing a dark green T-shirt with black jeans and Nike sneakers. (A/N: Yeah, they were all basically wearing the same thing, but I just like describing what they were wearing cuz I know how much u guys like knowing what everyone is wearing! HEHE!!)

And then the RRB moved in and beat the living crap out of Mojo because he’s a stupid, annoying monkey and he’s standing in the way of the romance. He was never heard from again because now he’s not important anymore. (A/N: Seriously! He’s leik on crack or something!1 Stupid crackhead monkey!1!)

After leaving Mojo’s observatory, the RRB flew through the city, bored out of their minds. (A/N: Oh, and the RRB were created as teens rather than five-year-olds because I want them to be paired with the PPG LOL)

“What do we do now?” asked Butch.

“I don’t know,” said Brick.

“Let’s just fly around until we’re needed somewhere,” said Boomer.

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The bell rang and all the students raced out of Townsville High. Among those students were the PPG, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup, or BC, as everyone called her, because it was easier to say and spell. Bubbles was by far the most popular girl in school. She had a huge chest and was a cheerleader, because everyone knows blondes are always the most popular, have the biggest boobs and are cheerleaders. She had her hair tied up in her traditional pigtails, and she wore a baby blue tank top that matched her beautiful, sparklypoo blue eyes and wore extremely tight, dark blue jeans with a completely unnecessary glittery belt. For shoes, she wore a pair of light blue crocs with tons of butterfly jibbitz all over them. She also wore a silver necklace from Kay Jewelers that had a ‘B’ pendant on the chain, along with matching silver, dangling earrings she got at Claire’s.

Buttercup wasn’t nearly as popular as Bubbles, or nearly as pretty, even though she looked just like her with the exception of hair and eye color. But she's a tomboy and not a blonde, so she can't be popular. She had her hair cut really short and wore baggy black pants with a green T-shirt and a black fishnet shirt underneath it. On the shirt were the words, “Bad girl” in graffiti lettering. She wore a pair of skull earrings that she bought at Hot Topic.

Blossom was a geek, so she wasn’t very popular either, because everyone knows smart people can’t be popular, and Blossom was easily the smartest student in school, so she was a major, super, out of this world nerd. She wore a pink sweater vest with a white blouse underneath, along with a dark pink skirt with flowers on it and white knee socks. And for shoes she wore shiny black loafers. The right loafer had a tiny scuff on it.

“Let’s get home so we can study!” said nerdy Blossom. BC just rolled her eyes while Bubbles chattered on and on about all the guys that were wanting to get into her pants.

“I really like Robby!” she said. “But Sam’s kinda cute, too! Oh, but then there’s Michael! Oh, he’s so cute!”

Bubbles went on and on as the three walked home, since there was no other way for them to get home. As they walked along down the street, they noticed three men look their way. Of course Bubbles didn’t seem to notice because she was still going on about how popular she was and how all the boys loved her. Blossom could hear the men following behind them and motioned for her sisters to speed up their walking. They weren’t able to get far and they were roughly shoved into an alley.

“Hey, sweet things!” one of them said.

“Ew! You dirty men better, like, stay away from us!” said Bubbles.

“Oh yeah?” another man said. “What are you gonna do about it?”

All three girls looked at each other.

“We don’t know,” said BC. “Just stand here helplessly, I guess. I mean, it’s not like we have super strength to beat you guys up, or the ability to fly away if we wanted to.”

“Yeah, so I guess we’ll just stand here and let you take advantage of us, being all helpless and everything,” said Blossom.

“Awesome!” one of the men said before they all slowly started moving in, grinning evilly.

“Oh no!” yelled Bubbles. “Help! Help! Someone help us! We’re like totally helpless and can‘t, like, defend ourselves!”

The three men shoved the girls to the ground, preparing to have their way with them.

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Meanwhile, their calls for help did not go unheard.

“Hey, did you hear that?” said Brick.

“Yeah, sounds like someone’s calling for help!” said Boomer.

“Yeah, we better get there quick and help, what with us being unexplainably good now and everything!” said Butch. The three boys raced off in the direction of the calls for help, prepared to save the day like the sudden superheroes that they were. When they arrived on the scene, they noticed three helpless girls about to be raped by a group of men.

“Stop right there!” said Brick heroically. “Leave those completely helpless girls alone!”

“Oh wow, who are they?” said Bubbles. “They’re so cute!!” (A/N: OMG They ARE cute!!)

The RRB swooped in and beat the crap out of the men since there was no way the PPG could possibly do it. After defeating the men, they stood proudly before the girls, sticking out their muscular chests. “You girls okay?” said Brick.

“Oh, yes!” said BC. “Thank you so much for saving us! We were so totally helpless and weak!”

“No problem! Happy to help!” said Boomer.

“You know, you three look familiar,” said Blossom.

“Come to think of it, you three look familiar too,” said Brick.

“Oh wait! Didn’t we all fight each other when we were kids?” said Butch.

“Oh yeah! You’re the RRB!” said Blossom.

“And you’re the PPG!” said Boomer.

“Why did you save us?” said BC.

“Oh, we’re good now,” said Brick.

“Oh, okay!” said Bubbles. “Then we, like, forgive you for trying to kill us when we were kids.”

“Yeah, totally,” said BC.

“Awesome!” said Butch.

All three girls rushed over and flung themselves into the boys’ arms. The only problem was they weren’t with the right boy.

“Hey, what are you doing?” said Brick. BC looked up at him. “You’re not supposed to be with me! Are you insane!? What if someone sees us?! You have black hair and green eyes! This won’t work!”

“But I like you,” said BC.

“NO! You have to be with Butch!”

Bubbles looked up at Butch sadly. “But I like you,” she said. Butch just shook his head.

“Sorry, babe, but blue and green? You might as well mix mud with candy! I mean, that’s just crazy! It doesn‘t look good at all.” (A/N: Seriously, who the hell ships THAT?! That doesn’t even work!!! It’s CRACK!! I hate crack pairings!!!1)

Blossom looked up into Boomer‘s ocean blue, sparkling, magical orbs of beauty. “Aww, but I don’t want to be with Brick. I’d rather be with you!”

Boomer shrugged as his beautiful golden hair fluttered in the wind. “It just wouldn’t work. Relationships are always based on looks. And you and I just don’t match.”

“I guess you guys are right,” said BC. “I guess it would be kind of silly to not be with our matching colors.”

“Yeah, we’d look like a bunch of freaks,” said Bubbles.

“Yeah, let’s hurry and get with our rightful counterparts before anyone sees us!’ said Blossom.

And so the girls ran to their rightful counterparts and hugged them tightly. They all stared lovingly into each other’s eyes before saying, “I love you” and kissing passionately for five hours. After that day, there was never again another robbery, or monster attack, because everyone knows conflict doesn’t exist when there’s romance. I mean, seriously! Romance is all that matters!

The End.

A/N: OMG!1! Leave me lots of nice, shiny reviews, k!1!! I really worked hard on this story and I want to know what everyone thinks!!! But u can only say nice things, got it! U better not be mean or I will block u!!!!!!!!

Author’s Note: Okay, once again, I'm just venting my frustration. For a while we weren't seeing quite as many RRB/PPG stories, but now it’s back to 99 percent RRB/PPG, and I thought I’d write another parody fic to give people something to laugh at. I know, writing more original fanfics would definitely be a better option, but my poor little brain can only churn out so many stories at a time, and it’s kind of running on fumes right now lol. I’ll probably delete this later, so enjoy it while it lasts. I don’t think I’ll write another parody fic. If I’m going to write anything, it’s going to be stuff that the fandom needs to see more of. Writing parodies isn’t a big help, but it sure is fun.

Anyway, I wanted to try and make fun of a few things I didn’t cover in the last parody. For example, I’ve gotten very frustrated with how much Mojo is always beaten up by the Rowdyruff Boys in some of these stories, so I thought I’d add that in. And also poke fun at all the people who don’t even like pairings like Butch/Bubbles or Boomer/Blossom. There aren't too many, but I have seen a few. I mean…I’ve seen some people refer to these pairings as crack o___O; How the fuck is that crack, anyway?

And then there’s the whole ‘Damsel in distress’ that I see sometimes. I’ll see stories where one of the Girls is raped by some guy, or mugged or whatever and the RRB step in to be the big heroes, even though the Girls could easily defend themselves without much effort. Superpowers, remember?

Oh, and the “mixing mud with candy” line? That was actually said by a reviewer of mine. Someone actually took my last parody fic seriously and left a review bashing every pairing that wasn’t the matching RRB/PPG pairings. At first I thought it was sarcastic because the review was just so insane, but it turns out she was serious. She actually compared Butch/Bubbles to mixing mud with candy D8