|I'm sorry, I don't own this
Author: BlackEyePea PM
A tribute to all those pesky disclaimers.Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Parody - Words: 524 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 06-12-09 - id: 5132615
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Disc-lamer: I didn't come up with this style, it's stolen off Terry Pratchett's. he didn't come up with this style, he stole off Douglas Adams. Adams stole his style off Monty Python and Einsteinian physics. Einstein didn't invent his theories, he based them off his wife's thesis paper.
Please note that I don't own these characters, they belong to (insert author's name here.)* I am putting this up in a desperate attempt to stop you from complaining about me ripping off these characters for all they're worth and selling them in an awful style that rivals Nancy.** This story will probably have OOC characters,*** zap-glingle-glingle magic, and a one-dimensional world. This story will of course be flamed for having Mary-Sues.****** I am also putting this up here just so this story seems long, but really isn't. This story is going to be very plot-based, save the fact that there is no plot. Moreover this story will contain a variation of me without the flaws, and is going to be very, very boring. It is none of your business if I am using a Monty Python sense of humor, even if I have no idea what the word "punchline" means. However, if I write well, I will be extra-careful so much that I wont enjoy writing this. I don't own this so much in fact, that I won't even try to add any flavor to this story.
*Even if the certain author happens to be many different people continuously, 100 years dead, or may have died before copyright was even invented.
**named to be the worst piece of literature in the last millennium, in any genre.
***canon Nazis always get this wrong. OOC does not mean "Out Of Character." According to the rules of F-space,**** these thing do happen. In a million universes, a metrosexual Legolas has sex with any human teenager who even flirts with him. A million caddish bi Harry Potters sleep with a million different women, believing each to be his "true love."***** In F-space these characters act perfectly in canon. What OOC really means is "Out Of Canon."
****F-space: fanfiction-space. There is a difference between F-space and L-space: in L-space things work by Narritivum, in F-space, they don't.
*****Draco's insanely jealous.
******Mary-Sue: any badly-developed character who just so happens to annoy you. She is often a stand-in character for the author, even if if the author has nothing in common with her, and probably is a more interesting person than their character. She is annoying and tedious and the author seems to have failed to have handed out personality traits before hand. She is little miss perfect. This is the definition narrowed down. the definition has expanded to mean 1) any female character 2) any OC 3) your best friend's dog. If you stare hard enough at those litmus tests long enough your best friend's dog can score pretty high.
Reviews of any kind would be appreciated.