Authors note: hi people that are reading this boring authors note, please don’t stop reading because I said it was boring cause it’s not anyway please please send me ideas for the next chapter I have really bad writers block on all fanfics so please help, post any ideas even if you think they are rubbish or too short I am not bothered, thanks

Kayleigh

(The friends are in Central Perk)

(Chandler walks in)

Chandler: Hello children

(Joey looks confused)

Monica: What’s wrong?

Chandler: I just got a letter from my father asking me to go and see him

Monica: what’s so bad about that?

Chandler: it’s in Las Vegas or should I say Viva Las Gaygas

Joey: cool maybe you might meet Carol there

(Ross stares at him)

(Title comes on)

Monica: Chandler you’ve got to go

Chandler: no I don’t

Joey: (shouting) if you don’t go I will tell everyone in this coffee house that you are gay

Chandler: you just did

(Everyone looks at the friends)

(A man walks over)

Rascal: Hey I’m Rascal...

Chandler: is your last name Flatts?

Rascal: indeed it is

Chandler: I don’t have the worst name anymore

(Rascal looks at him)

Joey: you’re that singer dude

Rascal: no I’m not

Joey: dude but you have to be you have the same last name

Rascal: we don’t Rascal Flatts is a band

Joey: are you a member

Rascal: No I am not; anyway I overheard your conversation about you being gay, so I would like to know if you are available tonight?

(Monica, Joey, Ross, Phoebe, Rachel are trying not to laugh while Chandler doesn’t look impressed)

Chandler: I’m not gay

Rascal: but he said you were

Chandler: if he told you to jump off a bridge would you do it?

(Rascal Flatts walks away)

Chandler: well that was weird

Joey: no it’s not I thought you were gay when I first met you

Chandler: I was on about his name being Rascal Flatts

Joey: Oh

Ross: anyway are you going to see your dad?

Chandler: I don’t know

Rachel: you should

Ross: we’ll all go with you

(Everyone but Chandler looks at Ross and groans)

Monica: I mean I can’t wait

Phoebe: yeah me too

(All the friends are In Monica’s apartment; Rachel is looking through her bag while Monica ticks everything for her imaginary list)

Rachel: toothbrush?

Monica: (drawing a tick in mid air) check

Rachel: toothpaste?

Monica: (drawing a tick in mid air) check

Rachel: deodorant?

Monica: (drawing a tick in mid air) check

Joey: Hurry up I’m getting bored

Phoebe: yeah I thought you were the organised one of the group

Monica: I am just let me check once more

Rachel: but Mon we have checked three times don’t you think it’s enough?

Monica: if I forget anything I’m blaming you lot

Ross: fine with me, now come on or we’ll miss the flight

(On the plane, Monica is sat next to Phoebe and a man, Rachel is sat next to Joey and Ross, and Chandler is sat next to a man and a woman he doesn’t know)

Monica: damn it I forgot to pack some band aids

Phoebe: buy some when you get there

Monica: yeah, I also forgot some bobbles you know how puffy my hair goes when I fly

Phoebe: it doesn’t matter it will be night when we get there

Monica: yeah you’re right

(Phoebe and Monica stop talking)

Monica: Oh man

Phoebe: what have you forgotten now?

Monica: my cloth

Phoebe: why do you need a cloth?

Monica: to clean the room when I leave

Phoebe: but that’s what they have cleaners for

Monica: so... I forgot my....

Phoebe: (talking to the man next to her) hey John

(Man looks at her weirdly)

Phoebe: your name isn’t John is it?

Mark: no it’s Mark, Mark Roberts

Phoebe: nice to meet you Mark, Mark Roberts, I’m Phoebe, Phoebe Buffay

Mark: hi

(Chandler is sat reading)

(Man looks at him)

Rascal: I think I’ve seen you from somewhere

(Chandler looks up)

Rascal: yeah I saw you in Central Perk yesterday, right?

Chandler: I don’t recognize you

Rascal: it’s me Rascal, Rascal Flatts

Chandler: oh yeah

Rascal: have you thought about the offer

Chandler: I’m not gay

(Chandler starts to read again)

Rascal: okay... so where are you going?

(Chandler looks up)

Chandler: Viva Las Gaygas you?

Rascal: but I thought you weren’t gay

Chandler: I’m not

Woman: so if you’re not gay why are you going to Viva Las Gaygas?

Chandler: because my dad’s gay

Rascal: are you sure you’re not gay

Chandler: 100 percent

(Rascal looks disappointed)

(Chandler starts to read again)

Woman: what’s your name?

(Chandler looks up)

Chandler: Chandler Bing you?

(Woman laughs)

Woman: that’s a funny name

Chandler: hey it’s not as funny as Rascal Flatts over here

Rascal: if you think our names are funny then what’s yours?

Woman: Taylor Swift

(Chandler fake laughs)

Chandler: (mimicking her) that’s a funny name

(Credits come on)

Taylor: hey you’re right Rascal Flatts is weirder than Chandler Bong

Chandler: it’s bing

Taylor: oh sorry

Chandler: your name isn’t that bad

Taylor: yeah, so where do you live?

Chandler: the big apple

(Taylor looks confused)

Chandler: New York you?

Taylor: oh yeah and California

(Chandler starts smiling)

Chandler: so are you going to Viva Las Gaygas too?

Taylor: no I’m going to Viva Las Vegas

Chandler: you know it’s the same place, only Las Gaygas is a bar, right

Taylor: yeah, you have a nice smile

Chandler: thanks

Rascal: hands off he’s mine

Chandler: (shouting) RASCAL FLATTS I AM NOT GAY

(People look at Chandler’s row)

Another very quick authors note, I have nothing against gay/lesbian/bisexual people and nothing against Rascal Flatts and Taylor Swift I like both of them, and this is a two part one and will be updated soon. And please don’t forget to send me ideas I really need them, hope you enjoyed this chapter please review, thanks

Kayleigh

~aim high~