This is un beta'd so if you see any mistakes, just let me know. Yes I know, the title to this story is lame and I know this is short. I did this to get out of my writer's blockage.

Disclaimer: Don't own transformers

He hated the humans! Primus, how he hated those annoying insects! They were everywhere! He hated how they came up with their so called 'internet'. The human’s internet had the most disturbing sites. Like fan fiction.

He had caught three of his subordinates - Skywarp, Rumble and Frenzy - acting out some of those so called stories at least four times! It was disgusting. It -

"Megatron, I have your information on who invented the human's internet," Soundwave's baritone voice exclaimed.

"Excellent," said Megatron, rising from his throne that he had in the control room.

"Lawrence G. Roberts invented internet."

"Is he still alive?"

"Affirmative."

"Even more good news! Soundwave, I want you and your microcassette's to go and kill him!"

"Question: Why?"

"The human created something so stupid and primitive. It drives me crazy!"

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