This is just a one-shot. It came to me in the form of daydreaming while I was doing my chores. Yeah, sad I know…anyways onward and upward, as they say!

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Today we join Sasuke and Mikoto in the kitchen of their house. Sasuke is sitting in his favorite high chair, while Mikoto is sitting in a chair, trying to get him to talk.

“Come on, Sasuke. You can say it! Say Mommy!” said the raven haired beauty.

“Mada! Mada!” Said the ten-month-old, cockatoo-haired-shape boy. Also known as Sasuke.

“KYA! WHY WON’T HE SAY MOMMY!? HE’S SAID DADDY 3 TIMES NOW!!!” cried Mikoto.

“Daddy! Daddy!” said Sasuke while clapping his hands.

Six (seven year old in about a month) year old Itachi, who happened to be walking by said, “Make that five times, mom.”

“Mmmm.” Mikoto pouted, and then asked Itachi, “I can’t win with him, can I?”

Itachi looked at Sasuke, like looked at him like all-up-in-your-face kind of look. Then he actually did the all-up-in-your-face. He was, like, one inch from his face. Sasuke, finding that funny, laughed and then grabbed his nose. And wouldn’t let go. Itachi tried pulling away, and succeeded, after Sasuke let go.

He has one hell of a grip…as dad says, thought Itachi.

“It...Ita…Itac…Itacki!” Sasuke said, completely getting Itachi’s name wrong…well at least Itachi thought he completely got his name wrong.

“GRR! Why can he say your name almost right when he can’t even say MOMMY!?!?!” Mikoto started to cry again. Itachi, feeling uncomfortable with tears, walked out of the room.

“Mada? Mada?! MADA!???!!!!” Sasuke started crying because he picked up on his mother’s crying. Therefore, when Fugaku came in the room, he saw Mikoto holding a crying Sasuke, while she was crying herself.

“What’s going on here?” Fugaku asked Mikoto.

“He won’t say MOMMY!!!” cried Mikoto.

Fugaku, looking skeptical, said, “Of course he says mommy. He won’t STOP saying it when I hold him! Give him to me.” Mikoto then handed Sasuke over to her husband.

“Sasuke, say daddy.” Fugaku demanded.

“Mommy!” said Sasuke. You can see Mikoto in the background do an anime fall.

“See, what did I tell you? Now, Sasuke, say mommy.” said Fugaku, getting a kick out of his wife’s reaction.

“Daddy!” Sasuke said.

“Fugaku,” asked Mikoto, “What is wrong with our son?”

Fugaku looked thoughtful for a few seconds then answered, “He just got Mommy and Daddy mixed up. Say daddy, he says mommy. Say mommy, he says daddy. I don’t know why though…”

“Right.... Have you heard Itachi’s nickname yet?” Mikoto asked.

“No, what is it?” responded Fugaku.

Mikoto, picking up Sasuke, told him to say Itachi.

Sasuke looked confused when she said to say Itachi. It was mainly because he didn't know who Itachi was.

But then Itachi walked in again, because he heard his name being said, and asked, “What?”

Mikoto replied by saying nothing while Sasuke laughed and pointed to Itachi while saying, “Itacki! Itacki!”

Itachi then glared at Sasuke and said (yelled), “Get it right, IT’S ITACHI! CHI! NOT CKI!!!”

Sasuke blinked then looked at Itachi, “Itac-hi?” Itachi, Mikoto, and Fugaku all did anime falls because Sasuke just said Itachi with a c sound for the c and the word hi for –hi.

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Yeah, I didn’t even understand that last sentence, and I’m the writer... Basically what I was trying to say is he said Itacki again but with the I in it. And he finished off his name with Hi. Like the Hi you say to your friends. Yeah, that’s basically the simplest I can get it. Hoped that helped… *BTW: HI was his third or fourth word, so that’s why they fell because he used it in Itachi’s name…*

ANYWAYS, hoped you enjoyed that crazy one-shot!

Critiques and Comments welcomed!