Resident Fun 5

This story is falling drastically O.o BUT zomg I realised I could do a little croc wrestling in this one so don’t worry!! YOU WILL SEE CHRIS WRESTLE A CROCODILE!! (Well not see but read, but you have imagination :) )

Thank you everyone for your reviews by the way, you know who you are, you awesome people :)

The car delivered the partners to another hut like area, Chris sighed.

“This is getting old” He groaned.

The pair jumped off the cable car and advanced to a balcony just in time to see a horrible sight, a BSSA agent was hanging upside down over the water surrounding the huts; Majini to the side of him, suddenly a giant ass crocodile burst out of the water and heaved him down.

“OH SHIT GIANT ASS CROCODILE!” Chris yelped causing all the Majini to look up at him.

Sheva leapt down off the balcony while Chris got his sniper out, many Majini ran at Sheva.

“Chris I need your help!” She yelled as she fought some of them off.

“Ok!” Chris said before aiming and missing. “Oh crap” he cursed as Sheva battled a Majini with a spiky stick.

“Ah sheeeet!” Chris muttered to himself as he missed again.

“Chris!!!” Sheva yelled.

Chris aimed and hit one. “AH YEEAAHH WHO’S THE MASTER!?” He yelled.

“Chris! That guy wasn’t near me trying to bite my throat out!” Sheva screamed as she watched a Majini ages away get shot down.

“Fuck this” Chris said before throwing the sniper down and jumping to Sheva’s rescue, he started humming the Indiana Jones music. “Dudududooodudududududu!” He sang.

“Chris!” Sheva shouted again.

Chris whacked all the Majini away in a single punch.

“Thank you” Sheva sighed.

Once all the Majini had been eradicated the pair rushed up the walkway, a gap met them between them and the other side.

“What’s the point of putting those gaps there?” Chris questioned. “Surely it only leads to more work for them?”

“Ah the weirdo’s mind” Sheva sighed before leaping over, Chris joined her and they both jumped down the ladder…well Sheva jumped Chris went down the ladder way.

Suddenly a Majini on another other side kicked a large button; the bridge they needed to go over came up.

“Where’d they even get the technology or brains to work that!?” Chris complained.

Sheva shot the two Majini near the button and sighed. “Looks like someone’ll have to get on that boat while the other person cranks that wheel if we want to get over to that button” she looked at Chris.

“K…you risk your life on the boat and I’ll do the turning” Chris nodded.

“Exactly” Sheva beamed before climbing up a ladder and jumping over to the raft.

“Okay?!” Chris called.

“Yahoo!” Sheva answered.

Chris started cranking the wheel and Sheva slowly began drifting forward, almost immediately the giant crocodile leapt up.

“I is gonna eat yoooo!” It cackled but Sheva dodged out of the way.

“Fuck” It said as it retreated into the water.

All was silent for a moment then the crocodile reared its ugly head again.

“A NOMNOMNOM!” It screeched.

Sheva dodged easily again.

“Shit!” The croc cursed.

“Sheva I could swear your dodging before it even comes up” Chris stated.

Sheva looked around shifty eyed as she came level with Chris, the croc jumped up again, Sheva rolled but she rolled straight into the water.

“Sheva!!!” Chris screamed as he watched the croc swim towards her, without thinking he leapt into the water onto the animals back.

“Argh gets off meee!!!” The crocodile screamed.

Chris punched it, the crocodile snarled and punched him back.

“Chris!” Sheva yelped as she jumped onto the button area and kicked it hard. (Because for some reason the button had to be kicked). “Urgh I probably have athletes foot now” she sniffed in disgust.

Chris jumped onto the platform but the crocodile followed him, Chris turned and booted it in the face.

The couple (not couple but couple if you get me) rushed towards the bridge, but the crocodile was still following.

Chris turned and shot it in the face with a machine gun the crocodile continued after him.

“RAARGH!” Chris roared leaping onto it and punching it as hard as he could.

The croc managed a punch in Chris’s ahem nether regions, Chris squeaked and held the delicate area. “Low blow” he squealed.

Sheva leapt at the croc and somersaulted it off the bridge. “Come on!” She yelled grabbing Chris’s hand and pulling him over the bridge.

“It’ll be back” Chris warned her as they lifted themselves up a ledge, Sheva didn’t manage it though and fell onto her bum.

“BWAHAHAHA…” Chris began but then his face went white his eyes wide. “Sheva!!! Quick!” He screeched offering his hand.

“Why?” Sheva asked sceptically as she stood up and brushed herself down.

“THE CROC!” He screamed, he yanked Sheva up just as the crocodiles teeth snapped together, Chris lobbed a grenade down then ran with Sheva away.

“That should have done it. He’ll never be able to recover from that” Sheva smiled.

“Never say never Sheva” Chris replied eyes dead ahead.

The two emerged out of the cave to see Tricell tents set up.

“Tricell. They’re one of the companies betraying…I mean funding the BSSA and not the BSAA” Sheva whispered. “What are they doing here?”

“Hey Sheva look at the Tricell sign looks very like the a sign I’ve seen before…Umbrella Ella Ella eh eh eh’s sign” Chris laughed. “How funny”

“Nothing worth investigating anyway” Sheva agreed.

The pair ran through the camp and the sight of a giant oil field met their eyes.

“Looks like we’ve arrived at the oil field” Sheva said.

“No duh dumbdumb” Chris sighed. “Is it like your job to state the obvious?”

Sheva glowered at him.

“Anyway Backstabber Mc Stabberface isn’t getting away this time” Chris said.

“Actually I watched the walkthrough on Youtube…we don’t get Backstabber Mc Stabberface here” Sheva disagreed.

“Ah shut up” Chris dismissed. “We’ll get him now or my names Leon Scott Kennedy”

“I wish you were Leon” Sheva hissed.

“I’m the main character so shut up!” Chris yelled.

“Sorry…sorry” Sheva squealed eyes as wide as saucers.

“Fuck you” Chris replied before banging the door into the field open.

Yes but where has the funniness gone? O.o