“Ben I really do love riding on trains. Like, I’m not sure how much a person can love transportation, I’m only one guy. But I’m one guy who knows his feelings and what I’m feeling is pure, unadulterated love. I wish I knew how to solve this love crisis, Ben. You can’t exactly have sex with a train… but its all I ever think about, Benny boy. What do you suggest?” Dan asked, fingering his gun (!!!!!) .

Ben knew a come on (as in come on lets do it already!) when he saw it.

Guess what happened next?