Meg and Eddie: Friends or Foes

Desclaimer: I didn't creat Family Guy, Seth MacFarlane did, but I guess he won't be pissed off if I put a Meg's memory (An awful one) Well enjoy it! :)

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Chapter 1: A old 'friend' returns

This chapter begins in James Woods High School, Meg was putting her books in her locker until appears Connie, she was somewhat desesperated.¨

"Meg! Thank god you still here, you have to go away from the school and the city if is necessary" said Connie so nervous.

"Ohh...I didn't think my ugliness went so far...where I have to go? Alaska? Brazil? Japan? I heard they made a better sushi where if I eat it, I'm going to be poisened and die because I'm allergic of fish!" Meg says first with sarcastic and the final with annoy.

"You don't get it?! He will return!" says Connie.

"Who?" asks Meg.

"Eddie Osborn." answers Connie so scared.

"What?! I thought he was in the juvenile hall!" says Meg so scared for hear the name.

"He WAS! But now is free and he will comeback to the school...OUR school!" says Connie.

"Oh my god! What I'm gonna do?!" says Meg desesperatly.

"There's nothing you can do Meg, today is friday, he will comeback in Monday, and I know the first he'll do...is kick all the students' asses" says Connie so hopeless.

"And what do you tell this to me?" asks Meg.

"Because...you're unpopular, and he kicks unpopular guys' asses" answers Connie.

"And why you so scared?" asks Meg again.

"Well...because there will be a new teacher of Drama and I'm trying to acting for impress him" says Connie in her normal self "Isn't that great?! I'll be alive and famous!" She runs away leaving Meg so scared.

"God, this gonna be so horrible than the Jonas Brothers concert" says Meg

Flashback

The Jonas Brothers were in the jail until being free.

"You can go, I hope you learn a valuable lesson to not be pedophiles with your music" says the police.

"I tell you something guys, no more music for children" says Joe Jonas.

"But I love our music!" says Kevin Jonas

"Shut up Kev" says Nick Jonas

Flashback's end

Meanwhile in the Griffin's House, Peter and Brian were watching T.V.

"And now we return to Rachel Ray's show" says the announcer

Cutaway's T.V.

Rachel was intervering to Optimus Prime from Transformers.

"So, what cam you do?" asks Rachel"I CAN TRANSFORM" answers Optimus while he transforms into...a coffee machine, he serves some coffee to Rachel and she tastes it.

"Hmm...goody!" says Rachel.

Cutaway's end

Meg finally arrive to home very sad, then Lois appears to consolate her...again...

"Ohh...sweetie, what happen today in this school?" asks Lois worried.

"Come on Lois, we already know whatever the day happen to Meg today" says Peter "Remember when she..."

"Don't remember to me awful days! Fatass!" says Meg so angrily "I heard someone will comeback to my school"

"Who, Meg? asks Lois

"Eddie Osborn" answers Meg with a tear in her eyes.

"Eddie Osborn? You mean your old elementary school's friend?" says Lois.

"He's not my friend! He's a big fat bully! Although he's a month older than me and everyone, he's a grade lower, but every recess I being bullied from him" says Meg remember all the horrible things in the elementary school with Eddie Osborn.

Flashback

A seven years old Meg was eating a tuna sandwich, she was wearing a pink blouse and blue skirt, until appears a big fat boy of brunette hair, he was wearing a black shirt with a skull, blue shorts and black boots.

"Hey sugar girl, do you like sandwiches?" asks young Eddie, his voice was from Nancy Cartwhight (The Actress who played the voice of Bart and Nelson in The Simpsons)

"Uhh...yes?" answers young Meg, her voice was from Tara Strong.

"What about a trade? Your tuna sandwich with my FIST sandwich!" Says young Eddie showing his fist and hit Meg in the face, while he eats her sandwich.

Another flashback where she was making a draw with macaronis, but then Eddie replaces the glue with mayonaise, ruining Meg's work and fails.

And finally another flashback where Eddie takes Meg to the men's restroom and put her head to the toilet, that makes not only expelled Eddie, but puts him into a juvenile hall for 10 years, Meg thought she will never see him again...until now...

Flashback's end

"I don't know what to do...I don't want to be bullied anymore" says Meg crying.

"Hey Lois, if Meg died in Monday...can I kill Billy Ray Cyrus and adopt Miley Cyrus?" says Peter.

"No! Because I teach Meg how defends against a bully like Eddie, Meg I'm gonna train you to be a strong, bold and cold woman who nothing, even the men's dominance will defeat her" says Lois with determination.

"Really?" asks Meg with interest.

"But I'll warn you" says Lois "You'll gonna suffer a hard training, but everything will be different when you face off your enemy"

"I'll do it mom" says Meg motivated "I'm going to be strong than Joan of Arc"

Flashback

Joan of Arc was fighting in war with her army.

"They can take off our freedom! But not our freedoom!" she says while the soldiers were taking manicure.

"Come on girfriend, we need some time with our feet" says one of the soldiers with an homosexual tone.

Flashback's end

Morning in saturday, Meg was still sleeping until...

"Wake up Meg! Today is the day of your training!" says Lois with a megaphone, waking up Meg.

"Mom...it's 5:00 A.M." says Meg so asleep.

"I don't give born to a lazy daughter! So give me fifty! says Lois with a strict tone.

Meg gives fifty and begins to sweat.

"Hey Chris, she really needs a motivation as now is being bitched from Lois" says Peter somewhat worried.

"Like music?" asks Chris.

"Yeah..." says Peter.

The training continue and everytime Meg trains harder, until she have to eat training food like raws eggs in a glass mixing with muscular powder, running while she gives Chris a ride in the wagon while he eats pizza, and other things of training that you can imagined if you see all the Rocky's movies, but everything with the Paul Stanley song 'Live to win'

Live to win, 'till you die, 'till the light dies in your eyes!
Live to win, take it all, just keep fighting till you fall!

Day by day, kickin' all the way, I'm not cavin' in
Let another round begin, live to win
Yeah! Live! Yeah! Win!

Llive to win, 'till you die, 'till the light dies in your eyes
Live to win, take it all, just keep fighting 'till you fall

Day by day, kickin' all the way, I'm not cavin' in
Let another round begin, live to win
Live to win
Live to win
Yeah, win...

Chapter's end