Why Cheatsy's Hair *Really* Turned White
By: Alicia Oliver aka Taitofan
Rated PG-13 for m/m slash and incest, and lime-ish humor
Disclaimer- If I owned the Mario cartoons, Cheatsy would crossdress. Does he crossdress? Then no, I don't own this. This fic contains slash and incest. So if you don't like those kinds of things then don't read this. I have better things to do then read flames. Well, if you're still here then have fun. ^.^ Originally finished 6-20-00 Major changes on 12-7-01

Anyone who's seen the Super Mario cartoons knows that between Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World Cheatsy's hair changed from blue to white. Why? Most people say that it's because they wanted him to look like he did in the game. But I have a more, let's say, creative idea. Hehe...

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Cheatsy sat on his bed, in his room, all alone. He was bored. So, so bored. He sighed. It had been too long. Too, too long. He sighed again. This was getting old, sitting there, sighing. There was no one to torture, no one to tease, no one to...

His sly eyes lit up. Maybe he'd just visit his boyfri- uh, brother. Yes, he'd visit his favorite brother...

~

"Oh Kooky..." Cheatsy called out while walking down the stairs to his boyfri- I mean, brother's lab.

He spotted his oldest brother working on something or other, and not paying any attention to him. This *really* ticked Cheatsy off. He thought of ways he could get the attention that he needed. He could yell loud enough to brake all the glass in the lab... Or he could push something important over by "accident"... But he decided to do something even worse. He'd whine.

"Koooooky," he started in an annoying whiney tone, "You never "play" with me anymore. You're always making something... Come on! At least look at me!!!"

Kooky turned around slowly and looked Cheatsy in the eyes. Then he very slowly turned back to what he was doing and said in a voice that was used when talking to a child, "This is very important. We'll "play" later."

Now Cheatsy was *extremely* ticked off. "If we don't do something right now, I'll... I'll..."

"You'll what?" Kooky asked, amused by Cheatsy's childish ways. But Kooky's ideas changed when his younger brother got a devilish look on his face.

"If we don't do something right now," he threatened, "I'll tell Kootie Pie what you did with her pantyhose."

The older Koopa immediately blushed. He guessed that he could take a brake... Kooky embraced Cheatsy and gave him a mind-blowing kiss. Their tongues danced around until they ran out of breath.

"How was that?" Kooky asked.

"Shut up and kiss me again!" Cheatsy commanded in mock anger.

"Yes master," Kooky seductively purred.

As they made out some more (their hands where they probably didn't belong) they unfortunately didn't watch where they were moving. In the heat of the moment (hehehe) Kooky accidentally elbowed one of his shelves with chemicals on it. And wouldn't you know it, there was an open container on the very edge just waiting to fall. And of course it did. Right in Cheatsy's hair.

"Ahhh! Get it off!" Cheatsy shrieked.

Kooky sighed as he led his boyfri- umm, brother I mean of course, to the sink. It figured something would go wrong...

"Say Kooky," Cheatsy's voice bubbled from under the running water.

"Yeah?" Kooky muttered, mad at himself for not taking the younger Koopaling somewhere else.

"What was that stuff that on my head?"

Kooky walked over to the fallen container and read the label. "Oh no..."

"Did you say something?" Cheatsy asked, still under the running water.

"Ah... no," Kooky nervously replied, "Cheatsy, love, you promised that you'd never kill me no matter what, right?"

"Of course," Cheatsy said suspiciously, taking his head out of the water, "I promised that a long time ago... Why?"

"Um," Kooky looked half terrified, half about to burst from laughter, "Look." He pointed to a mirror that just happened to be hanging on the wall.

Cheatsy cautiously peered at his reflection. Two seconds later... "!!!!!!"

~

*At Princess Toadstool's castle*

For five solid seconds the entire palace shook.

"Did you guys feel something?" Princess Toadstool asked.

"Nope," Said Mario and Luigi.

"I don't even want to know..." Toad muttered shaking his head.

~

*Back in Kooky's lab*

"You turned my hair WHITE!!!" Cheatsy yelled furiously.

"It's not that bad," Kooky tried to comfort the steaming mad boy in front of him.

"What was that stuff?" Cheatsy repeated from earlier.

"Bleach..." Kooky replied weakly, his face resembling that of a child who had just been caught stealing cookies.

"So you bleached my *beautiful* *blue* hair *white*. How long will it take to turn back?" He asked the last question a bit too calm for the other's liking.

"Abhouht zjgpavs..."

"What was that?" Cheatsy smiled as sweetly as he possibly could.

"About nine months..."

"WHAT?! NINE MONTHS?!?!?!" He was quite upset at that answer.

"Now Cheatsy, you promised that you wouldn't kill me," Kooky reminded him.

"Oh, I won't kill you, I'll just *hurt* you!" Cheatsy yelled and started chasing his boyfriend/brother. (You thought I'd cut it off didn't you?)

"Please," Kooky begged, having been cornered, "I'll do anything!"

"Anything?" Cheatsy confirmed, his eyes sparkling. Kooky nodded his head.

"Then go get Kootie Pie's pantyhose and meet me in that old abandoned room in twenty minutes. I'll get the whip, chocolate syrup, and little goldfish crackers with smiley faces."

As he rushed up the stairs and out the door, Kooky smiled. Maybe bleaching Cheatsy's hair was a good thing.

Maybe it would happen again in about nine months...