A Most Disturbing Walk
By: Alicia Oliver aka Taitofan
Rated PG-13 for m/m slash, incest, slight twincest, and lime-ish humor
Disclaimer- Nope, I don't own Mario or related characters. This is the (short) sequel to "Why Cheatsy's Hair *Really* Turned White". It's about what happened about 20 minutes later. Hmm, can you guess what one of my favorite couples are? ^.^ Finished 12-4-01

King Koopa was walking down one of the many halls in his large castle. This particular one was barely ever used, so he'd actually be able to get some peace and quiet. Which he desperately needed. (I'm sure you'd be stressed out too if you were a single parent of seven kids trying to take over the Mushroom Kingdom!)

As he was walking, he heard a voice coming from one of the rooms. It sounded like the voice was saying, "Don't you dare get that in my hair! You already messed it up once today!" Interesting...

And it sounded like one of his brats- I mean kids, Cheatsy. So of course being the concerned (*coughnoseycough*) father he was, he opened the door to the room the sound was coming from... And he immediately regretted it.

The Koopa king right then decided he was *not* going to ask why Cheatsy had his hands tied behind him with pantyhose, chocolate syrup all over his body, and little goldfish crackers with smiley faces pressed into the chocolate.

And he was also *not* going to ask why Kooky was standing over his younger brother with a bottle of chocolate syrup in one hand, a whip in the other, and a box of little goldfish crackers with smiley faces at his feet.

The boys had frozen when the king came in the room, and were currently looking at him like they'd just been caught plotting his downfall. Then their almost-amused father told them, "I'm just going to walk away now and pretend this never happened. Ok?" The two koopalings nodded.

Koopa almost asked Cheatsy why his hair was white instead of blue, but decided that he could really live without knowing, and left the room.

As he walked off thinking about how screwed up his family's love lives were, he muttered, "That was almost as disturbing as the time the twins thought experimenting with cherry jello in my throne room would be fun..."