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!Leaf Academy!

Rather small birds of clay, Katana and kunai, yum, noodles of Ramen! The Cherry Flourishes high!

Chapter1

Deidara pulled Sakura into his arms. She giggled.

"Come on Deidara this isn't right! Should we really be doing this while they're standing here?!" she giggled again as he nibbled her neck.

"No." Sasuke mumbled.

"This is sick!!!" Naruto yelled.

"In so many ways." Kakashi said as he turned a page in his pervy book.

"Awww my baby has a girlfriend!"

Deidara moved away from Sakura quickly.

"Mom!"

"Hm?" Deidara's mom said as she clung to Kakashi.

Kakashi sighed loudly (pretty darn loud for some one who is a ex ANBU dude)

"Oh Kaka-sempi-"

"Don't call me that."

"You sure are looking…" she looked him up "yummy today." she finished as she reached to grab one of his perfectly firm ex ANBU butt cheeks.

He swatted her away before she could feel up all his gloriousness.

"That's disgusting." Sakura said.

"It burns." Sasuke said as he pushed his new, black, rectangle, glasses up the bridge of his nose.

"Yeah Deidara tell your mom to go home! She's freaking me out! And Sasuke… when did you get glasses? Why the heck do you have glasses anyway!! Your vision is supposed to be effin awesome!"

"Not necessarily Dobe."

"You don't keep your Sharingan all the time so it should Teme!"

"Naruto, I have on glasses because I need them so shut the heck up and leave me alone." Sasuke said smoothly and looked away from him.

"What kind of ninja where's glasses anyway." Naruto mumbled.

"That Kabuto guy di-" Sakura tried

"He doesn't count! He betrayed us for that man whore Orochimaru (who I look way better then by the way) and then came back to rub it in our face!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I don't even think he's Japanese! I bet that skank is British!" Sasuke yelled. #

## For you British ones, that was not an insult to you it was on the abridged series of Naruto that he was British so just laugh and excuse that ##

"Who is this Kabuto guy you guys are talking about?" Deidara asked.

"Like Sasuke said, he's a guy who helped us out then came back to haunt us." Sakura said as she held her hands out on either side of her.

"Harsh." he stated plainly.

"Yeah." Kakashi said as he dodged Deidara's mom's kissy face.

"So we're starting school tomorrow, isn't that awesome!" Naruto said happily.

"Sure." Sasuke said.

"What are you scared people will make fun of your new glasses Sasuke?" Naruto taunted.

"No because I make everything look good Dobe." he shot back.

"Conceited much Teme."

"Yes but he's totally right! So why haven't you guys introduced us to your new team mate Bill board brow." Ino said as she batted her eyelashes at Deidara.

"Because PIG I knew you what test your smutty ways on him."

"Oh don't be that way Sakura. It's not like he's yours or something."

"I'm her boyfriend." he said happily and slid his arm away from her.

"Ha, ha I win this time Pig!" Sakura said and clung to Deidara.

Ino scoffed "Well it won't last long." she muttered and walked away pulling Choji and Shikamaru with her.

"Nice to meet you!" Choji said as Shikamaru sighed.

"Friends of yours?" Deidara asked.

"Yeah" Sakura said and mad the motion of vomiting.