Note: I appreciate your reviews guys, but let me make this clear: I wrote this at 1am as a joke. I didn’t edit it, nor did I try to make it as near to the original characters as possible. There are typos, major OOC-ness and other bits of crap I don’t really need telling about. This was only to take the piss out of Mary Sues and MPreg. So thank you for telling me and if this was a serious fanfiction I would take note of it. But it’s not.

Riki let out a deep sigh as he slipped from unconscious world into reality. Beside him lay his lover, Iason, his perfect golden hair wrapped around his body, enunciating every perfect curve of his body. As Riki began to awake more, he turned onto his side to fully face his master and observe him fully, as he often loved to do when he was sleeping. Half of Iason’s face was hidden behind the pillow and most of his body was tucked underneath the duvet – it disappointed Riki but instead of exploring his master fully as he usually did in the morning, he simply curled up beside him.

Riki dosed off into a shallow slumber and when he next awoke he discovered that Iason was not in the same position as he had been before. In fact, he wasn’t even in the same room. Riki assumed that he must have gone to get breakfast and so he took his time to get out of bed and dress himself for the first meal of the day.

But what Riki saw when he left the bedroom was not what he expected at all. His very heart stopped and his blood chilled at the sight of what he saw that morning.

Iason was standing, fully clothed, above a small boy. At least, at first sight he looked like a boy. When Riki finally saw him it turned out that he was only a year younger or so than Riki himself. The boy stood in the middle of the room naked apart from a pair of shorts that saved his dignity and a collar that was wrapped around his neck to tag him firmly. He was a pet.

“Who the fuck is this?” Riki snapped; he had no time for newcomers, especially in the morning when food was set to be eaten.

“Mind your manners pet,” Iason replied firmly. “I’m just figuring out.”

“Well shove him out already, I want a good meal and then a hot fuck later,” Riki sat down at the table ignoring Iason’s glare – he didn’t mean to be so crude but he had to show this newcomer, whoever it was, that Riki wasn’t an ordinary pet. No doubt he would get a beating for his rude welcome later on, but it seemed worth it at the time.

“And who did you say sent you?” Iason asked the pet again.

“Jupiter, Master,” the pet replied submissively. His voice hadn’t cracked at the puberty stage and Riki snorted.

Iason stood thinking, still holding the letter that the pet had given him on his arrival. It was a short note from Jupiter informing him of the pet’s name and what her intentions were. But it was already clear to both Riki and Iason what Jupiter had in mind.

You see, Riki was far too old to be Iason’s pet, and lovers didn’t exist in this world. Jupiter disapproved of this relationship and because she couldn’t simply fire Iason from his job (as there is nobody to replace Iason Mink), she tried to split the two up in every way possible. Riki loathed Jupiter but couldn’t utter a word against her for fear of being heard by her.

“I know what you’re thinking,” Riki snapped before anybody had chance to speak again. “You won’t do it. I’m telling you, Iason.”

But Iason had a way of hiding his emotions and suddenly snapped back into his master mode.

“Riki, if you speak to me like that again I will be forced to chain you up for the remainder of the week. You are not the boss of me, as it so happens I am the boss of you. And if you have any more negative things to say then you will be forced to leave my sight for the rest of the day. Am I clear?”

Riki did not answer; he just glared at the pet with complete disgust. The pet however, kept his eyes locked on the floor, his hands by his sides, his body shaking.

“I’m going to speak to Jupiter about this. Riki, you are not to speak to Barry at all, and I can hear you a mile off, so I know if you even whisper a word to him. You know you’ll get the worst of me if you disobey me. Is that clear?”

“Yes, Iason.”

Iason left he room, still holding the note that was almost crumpled into a ball in his hands. Riki glanced at the pet, Barry, who returned his stare for the first time and Riki, knowing full well how to show his authority without having to speak, decided to do so while Iason was away.

Riki strutted in his vest and jeans before Barry and went to sit in Iason’s favourite chair. He stretched his legs out and yawned quietly – but he hadn’t been sitting in there for five seconds before he got up again and went to walk past Barry for a glass of wine from Iason’s favourite wine bottle. Except that he didn’t make it to the wine rack as Barry had grabbed his arm as he passed; he grabbed him so fiercely that Riki gasped in shock and then in pain as Barry’s alien like claws dug into his skin.

“You may be Iason’s ass slave,” Barry hissed, “you may be the most spoilt pet in all of Eos, and you may be the most notorious brat in the slums but you don’t win me over. In fact, I will own you and it is Jupiter’s own orders that Iason fucks me. And you have no say in it. I will own your ass Riki the Dark – or should I say, Pet Riki.”

Riki’s eyes narrowed into a deathly glare as he ripped his arms out of Barry’s grip. He’d drawn some blood, but Riki ignored that. He opened his mouth and from it spewed two words that, unfortunately for Riki, met Iason’s ears. Riki’s blood immediately froze as he expected a harsh beating as he had received on many other occasions, right in front of this new pet too, he thought. Expect that Iason didn’t seem to be concentrating. In fact, Riki wouldn’t be surprised if Iason hadn’t even heard him.

“Riki,” Iason said. By the tone of his voice Riki could sense that Iason was distracted. He rarely showed emotion in front of other people but this was too hard to ignore. Something was wrong. “You will leave the room. I have orders directly from Jupiter and I will obey them. Barry, follow me.”

“You’re not seriously going to obey her like some dog?” Riki yelled. Iason gave him a look that told him to shut up before he did some serious damage, but Riki was too angry to care. “You are your own person Iason, not Jupiter’s pet. You don’t have to take her bullshit!”

“Pet, you will shut up unless you want a whipping, which I’m sure you don’t want.” Iason made his way towards Riki and grabbed his arm where Barry had drawn blood from. Riki gasped, making Iason notice the wound but he ignored it. “I don’t want to do this, so save yourself the time and pain and shut up.”

And with that, Iason left Riki alone standing in the room as he led Barry off into the bedroom where they had both woken up that morning without a care in the world.

***

“Don’t lie to me, Barry,” Iason snapped, trying to keep his temper under control. “You are on the same diet as Riki and he isn’t as fat as you. Have you been taking drugs?”

“No, Master,” Barry replied, his head bowed. Riki watched from the corner of the room, leaning on the wall with his arms folded. He was forced into silence. “I swear I don’t know.”

“Of course you do,” Iason said. “Now I’ll ask you again. Why have you suddenly gained so much weight?”

Barry whimpered pathetically and uttered two incoherent words.

“You what.”

Riki’s face went from angry to puzzled. He made his way slowly over to the two that were arguing in the middle of the room and stopped some feet away from them.

“You are not,” Iason whispered.

“I apologise, Master.”

“How?”

“What?” Riki asked. “What is it?”

“Pet, be quiet,” Iason ordered. “Barry, explain.”

“I’m not bred from Eos,” Barry began. “I was kidnapped from my village in another land and brought to the brothel here. Jupiter merely chose me on my stunning looks. She didn’t know.”

“Didn’t know what?” Riki asked. He looked at Iason and found that he had gone a deadly shade of white.

“That women in my world are not the bearers. You see, many years ago there was an epidemic that killed every baby in the womb. And so the village scientists – it was a clever village – made a potion that allowed men to be the carriers. As we evolved it became natural and all it takes now is for one cock to go up my ass and then, pop, I’m pregnant.”

Riki stared at him in disbelief. He tried to piece the two pieces together but he was just too shocked to make sense of it. Just because Barry had enlightened them both with his history didn’t mean it had any effect on them?

“I see,” Iason muttered, folding his arms. “And you did not care to tell me about this before?”

“I am sorry, Master,” Barry apologised.

“What’s the big deal?” Riki asked, noticing that Iason was still as white as milk. “Get it aborted and get rid of Barry. Sorted.”

“It isn’t that easy, Riki,” Iason replied. “I cannot get rid of Jupiter’s gift at all and abortion is considered murder when done by a Blondie.”

“So then,” Riki tried to think of a decent solution to this horrible problem. “What are we going to do?”

“I cannot keep two pets,” Iason whispered, almost to himself.

Before either pet could reply, Iason turned to leave the room. Riki called out his name one last time but the door shut behind Iason and there was no reply. The law was the law, and it could not be ignored, especially not by Iason Mink who had bent the rules so many times before.

“Oh whatever shall we do?” Barry sang. He hugged his stomach and giggled with glee as he skipped across the room over to Iason’s favourite chair. Riki’s hands clenched into a tight ball and he shook with fury. Half a year ago and he’d be begging to go back to Ceres, but not now – he couldn’t go back like this; his only option was to stay with Iason. Here, with Iason he was accepted as a pet. And Guy and the rest of his old ‘friends’ wouldn’t understand him now. It was either live with Iason or die, and Riki was too comfortable in his position to give it up so suddenly.

It didn’t take him long to figure out what to do. He strolled over to Iason’s wine cabinet and flung the glass doors open so fast the bottles clinked against each other. Then, he quickly scanned the labels and pulled out the most expensive bottle he could find. Just this bottle on its own was worth more than Riki’s old flat. It was the perfect device.

With the bottle swinging beside him, Riki casually made his way over to the table where he lifted the wine up and smashed half of it clean off. Wine splashed all over the once luscious carpet and glass hit Riki through his jeans, although it didn’t pierce him completely. He then took the remains of the bottle and walked over to Barry, who was watching him as if he had gone insane; he didn’t expect what was about to happen.

Before Riki made his move, he licked the rest of the wine off the broken glass, making sure not to cut his tongue. Even in such a difficult situation the wine tasted glorious. Riki pondered no more on the alcohol though, and used the broken edges of the wine bottle to piece right through Barry’s stomach.

Barry let out a deathly scream as Riki scraped the bottle down his skin, making a clear opening. Barry clawed at Riki, trying to get him away from him; he kicked and yelled and cried for Iason to come and aid him, but whether Iason was ignoring him or just unable to hear him was unclear. Riki hammered at Barry until the half grown baby inside him was visible and then he threw the bottle to the side, using his hands to claw the rest of it out. Even though it had only been a few days, the baby had grown far faster than any human baby could.

Riki ripped the baby away from Barry and didn’t even cease his actions as he heard the door open. He knew Iason was standing in the doorway, watching in horror as his favourite pet murdered his most loathed one. He simply stood and watched as Riki tore the baby away and strolled over to the doors that led outside onto the balcony. He was too stunned to even move.

And before anybody knew it, Riki had thrown the baby off the edge of the balcony. He didn’t wait to see it crash into the floor and shatter into many pieces. He just went back inside to finish what he started.

Barry was still sitting in Iason’s chair, his hands covered in blood, his face dead white and his mutilated body shaking. Riki bent down and grabbed his ankle and with all his weight, he dragged him out onto the balcony. Iason stepped forward to try and interrupt the situation but Riki just shook his head fiercely and gave him a look that told him not to get involved.

Iason wasn’t prepared for what happened then; Riki pulled Barry onto the ledge and without anymore thought he pushed him over. There was no doubt that he’d land directly on the baby, but Riki didn’t care. He wanted him dead. And he wanted everybody to know it.

Clapping his hands together to get the blood off, Riki made his way inside to a stunned Iason who still didn’t know what to do. It was unusual for Iason to be this shocked – it was as unusual as it was for Riki to murder a baby and its parent – but Riki merely shrugged.

“Nobody fucks with me,” Riki snapped heavily. “I’m the only pet around here.”