(A.N.: Well... I'm disappointed I only got 2 reviews... I was expecting at least 4, but I guess since I'm not a good writer, but thanks to Bhaalspawn and x-xMasqueradeAngelx-x for leaving reviews, that was nice of you two... anyway here's chapter two. Enjoy)

Chapter 2:

"Lets go then" Meg says.

"Wait Meg! we're not gonna catch god right now, so lets go inside to get ready, because this is not gonna be an easy fight" Matt says.

"But-but-" Meg is about to say but is cut off by Matt.

"Meg trust me on this one" Matt says.

"Ok" Meg says.

The whole family is inside the house getting ready to leave, each person is getting different things: Lois is getting some nunchucks and a katana, Meg is getting a sword Matt made for her, Chris is getting a baseball bat and is putting nails on the top, Brian is getting a .38 super automatic (Thats a gun) and is loading it, Jaina is polishing her little sword, Peter... had a six pack of beer.

"...Peter why the hell do you have a pack of beer?" Matt asked clearly mad.

"For the road if I get thirsty" Peter answered simply.

Matt just stared at him blankly then thought of something, and said "You know Peter the road isn't really that long, and in heaven they have this magical beer that's twice as good as the beer that never goes flat, you drank in the Pawtucket brewery when you went on that tour".

"Really?" Peter asked excited.

"Yeah so you shouldn't take that pack of beer, instead take something to kill the guys guarding the beer" Matt says.

"Wow! alright I'll leave the beer and take this instead" Peter says and takes out a Magnum .357 (That's also a gun) puts it on the back of his pants and says "Alright! I'm ready!"

Then Brian says "Don't carry the gun on the back of your pants Peter, that's where the wannabe thug, bastards carry it, man! I hate those little fuckers I wish I could kill them right now, its usually those black people".

Everybody then stops doing what they're doing and stare at Brian shocked, then Matt walks up to him, puts his hands on Brian's shoulders and shakes his head.

"Whoa! Brian what the hell was that?" Peter asks still shocked.

"I'm sorry that was my father talking I swear I'm not like that at all" Brian says.

"You...you gotta work on that man...bad dog" Matt says

(A.N.: Sorry if I offended anyone, I just thought I would do something like this since Brian seems to have a problem against black people... but I don't have anything against black people actually many of my friends are black.)

Then Jaina asks "Hey has anyone seen Stewie? Its almost time to go and I haven't seen him".

Then Stewie comes down the stairs and says "Well finally, I thought no one was gonna ask where I was".

"Wait, you were standing on the hallway the whole time, waiting for someone to ask for you?" Brian asks.

"Yeah and I was getting really tired this backpack is heavy". Stewie says, then we see that Stewie is carrying a big camping backpack.

"Hahahahahahahaha oh my god, you had that giant camping backpack on, the whole time when you could've just set it down, hahahahahahahahaha you're so stupid, I don't even know how you could invent all those things being so dumb" Brian says laughing his head off.

"Fuck you Brian" Stewie says pissed but Brian keeps laughing "Hey shut up!" Stewie says but again Brian wont stop laughing then Stewie punches him and Brian gets mad and is about to punch Stewie back but Jaina gives Brian a cold glare and he stops and says "S-s-sorry Stewie I-I-I deserved that punch I s-s-shouldn't have laughed at you... I have no friends" then Jaina smiles wickedly.

"Anyway, why did you bring a camping backpack? We're going to rescue Zetana, we're not going camping" Brian says.

"I don't care Brian, I don't even know that kid I'm not gonna go rescue a kid I don't know" Stewie says.

"Aww come on Stewie, that's my little brother, and we need everyone's help to rescue him, come on do it for me" Jaina says cutely.

Stewie stays quiet for a minute then takes out two ray guns and spins them, then he says "Alright! lets do this" Jaina giggles a little and kisses him on the cheek.

"Ugghhh" Meg groans "It's so weird seeing them like that".

"Its just a phase Meg don't worry" Lois says.

"Alright is everyone ready?" Matt asks.

"Yeah!" Everybody says.

"Great! and just in time, I'm so nervous I can't stop my teeth from chattering" Stewie says then Stewie turns around, and we see he has the big chattering fake teeth he had on "Road To Rupert" the only difference is that they're all dirty and green.

"Let me guess" says Brian "Those are the same fake teeth you had, when we went looking for Rupert".

"Yeah" says Stewie "I got these at Jack's Joke Shop in South Attleboro, Massachusetts that day. Remember, if it ain't funny, it ain't worth Jack".

"That's disgusting" Brian says.

"Stewie don't be promoting stuff right now, we're leaving" Lois says.

"Wait!" Matt says "Don't you think it's a little dangerous to take Jaina and Stewie with us?"

"Awww come on!" Stewie and Jaina say.

"Yeah you're right, we should leave them with Herbert so he can take care of them, besides he's great with kids, he used to take care of me when mom had to leave" Peter says.

Flashback:

We see a young Peter playing in Herbert's front yard.

"Peter, come in here I want to show you something" says Herbert from inside still whistling every time he says an 'S' but with a deeper voice.

"Sorry Mr. Herbert but my mom's here to pick me up" Peter says with the same voice he had when he was remembering about Randy Vulture.

"Get your fat dumb ass back here" Herbert says still inside.

Flashback Ends

"...Ok they're coming with us" Matt says "So its everyone ready?"

"Yeah!" Everyone says...again.

"Then lets go!" Matt says and with a bright flash of light they all disappear.

(A.N.: Alright I know nothing much happened here, but I promise that next chapter will be better... also don't forget to leave a review.)