Disclaimer: I will never ever ever ever own Akatsuki or Naruto but I do own is my imagination and this lil’ Kitty cat named Misuki. Wait no Misuki is only in my imagination since I am allergic to Cats. *insert sad face here*

:`{*){Akatsuki's lil' fluffy Killer}(*}`:(One shot)

"Say what?" Everything had been pretty much perfect today, No complaints from other companies, No rude phone calls, and all the paper work had been signed and put away and there was even a 1500 yen constributation from the bounty organisation. The auburn haired man thought nothing could go wrong, nothing at all but then again his thoughts were not always accurate

"I said 'She's really cute, lovable and great for entertainment...can we keep her? Please Sir, just until we find a good enough home for her." The auburn, otherwise know as the 'grim reaper' to his men and...Err woman as well, leaned back in his chair going into a deep trail of thought, the expression on his face was priceless. A cricked frown was plastered on his lips, his left eye had twitched constantly, and his forehead had been wrinkled in a disturbed manner. Itachi looked up at his partner.

"I told you it was a bad idea, you should had listened to me and left it, 'Done'" The shorter of the two hissed quietly to the more bulky man.

"Misuki is not an it Itachi san she's a her!" The man at the desk snapped back to reality, or poor sweet reality.

"Misuki? Don't tell me you named it!" Pein hissed icily to the shark man.

"Yes Sir...I named her after the organisation...Mi-ski, Akat-ski?"

"Named. Her. . Organisation! Kisame." Pein had said blankly. "What inAmergakure am I going to do with you?"

Kisame turned pink for a second from his leader's words, but replied back. "Please Sir, I can't just leave her out in the cold it's the middle of win-"

"Yes. Yes you canKisame." Itachi looked up at him with no emotion. Why was he so cruel? Only Godknew the reason.

"Anyways...She's already gotten use to the base and-" The leader's gaze narrowed at Kisame his jaw had dropped slightly.

"Kisame how long...exactly has that thing been here?" Kisame's lip twitched into a worried smile.

"W-w-well actually...um...a couple of weeks."

"How many weeks...exactly."

"Two months Sir." Itachi said blankly.

"Two...two WHAT?!" The auburn haired man shot up from his desk. His hand clutched the electric pencil sharpener. "A-are you kidding me. Two months. TWO MONTHS! It's hard enough having to deal with Deidara but now I have to keep an eye on you!" Pein had whipped the pencil sharpener at Kisame's head but missed terrible. "Why didn't you tell me!"

Kisame was speechless; nothing not even a thought came across his mind. He looked down at his charcoaled eyed partner for help. The Uchiha had taken that as a sign.

“He was afraid of your reaction. He actually convinced himself that today, he would confront you about the ‘vermin’.” Itachi replied simply.

“Well, then. There is a difference between keeping a secret from me for fun and keeping a secret from me out of fear.” A devious smile spread across Pein’s face, “I wouldn’t blame you from being afraid. Anyways I guess you may keep the pest, But under one condition. You are responsible for the feeding, cleaning and anything else a kitten needs…comprende?”

“Yes Sir-Thank you sir.” Kisame bowed his head slightly. Pein rolled his eyes and crossed his arms.

“Now…Get out…” The auburn haired man said sharply. With that the two ran out of the office and closed the door as quietly as they could, just to make sure they don’t upset their leader anymore then they probably did. Both knew how ‘two faced’ their leader could be. One minute sickly sweet the next throwing anything in sight out the window, or at them. Itachi knew by the look in his eye he just felt as though if he were to ever cross paths with the kitten he’d kick it to the moon.

But their leader was naturally cruel like that.

Heck, he had the same name as a pessimistic feeling!

“What did Leader-sama say Kisame sannnnnn?” A tall masked man squeaked as he appeared to be running down the hall was if being chased by the boogie man. Kisame put his left hand out attempting to show a signal of stopping to the masked man but it seemed the masked man gained speed. The masked man embraced Kisame into a huge hug which caused him to through the slumbering kitten in the air.

“TOBI WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU MAN! You almost killed her!” Kisame screamed. Itachi on que caught the kitten in his arms, cradling it like an infant. Misuki seemed to be awake now.

“You are wrong Kisame, you should have expected Tobi to come and hug you. He always does that so for you not reacting properly I think you are the one who almost killed her. Seriously who throws kittens in the air?” Itachi spoke, “I’m sure Tobi didn’t mean any harm now apologize he’s crying.”

“Freaking brat.” Kisame groaned under his breath, “I’m sorry To-“

Before he could finish Tobi had embraced him into a tighter hug, “Nahh don’t worry about it Kisameeee sannnnn.”

~{&}~

From inside of the office the auburn haired man closed his eyes and began to rub his temples in a soothing motion and sighed. He could hear the booming voices of his men slowly vanish. The thirty two year smacked his head down on his desk…repeatedly. Was it really worth it? Working with a bunch of immature teenagers and adult freaks? He would have had a much stressful life working in that food court at ame-ame grand shopping mall. Well there was probably only one reason why he liked Akatsuki, and that was-‘Click’

A loud thump echoed right after the auburn haired man by accident pressed the ‘assemble’ button on his chair. He fell down on the marble floor with a loud bang along with his chair. This was probably the third time this week his chair broke on him. He quickly stood up but realised he had fallen under his desk and it also collapsed on top of him.

“Stupid cheep desk and stupid cheep chair that greed driven bas-“

“--Wwoops.” The shrieking stopped when he noticed his blue haired partner staring down at him from the door frame. “Ouch what happened babe?”

“Don’t ask…”Pein sighed deeply “But you could help me.”

“Yeah yeah yeah, your needs first eh? Well hold your piercings.” She pivoted on her foot and walked out of the door.

“Where are you going?” Pein spat.

“You don’t expect me to help you, I just did my nails plus…I’m wearing my new red stilettos see hun? I much too dressed up for this.”

“I. Hate. You. Konan!”

“I love you too Mr. Leader~.” Konan cooed.

“You are cruel.” Pein hissed.

“Life is cruel sir, you should know that by now.” The masked man from before walked in and closed the door from behind. Konan smirked.

“Madara-san,” Konan looked over at the masked man as he went to kneel down beside Pein.

“I can’t see why you can’t help yourself.”

“Shut up and help me swirly face.” Madara chuckled and lifted up the desk. Pein stood up and dusted himself off.

“Where’s Kakuzu?”

“On a mission…remember you’re the one who sent him.”

“I know, I know!” Pein rolled his eyes, “I’m not stupid.”

“Actually~” Pein gave him a death glare.

“Whatever.” Pein groaned as he walked out of the room. He slammed the door behind him.

“What’s his problem?” Konan said worriedly.

“Kisame…he introduced him to his ‘pet’.”

“Oh I see…” Konan said sadly, “I wonder why he’s acting all gloom and doom though. ‘Though he loved cats?”

“Things can change.” Madara said sadly.

~{&}~

The ex rain nin soon found himself wondering the halls to his bedroom. When he finally reached the room he noticed Kisame’s little fur ball standing outside of his door. This shocked him.

He gave the cat a death glare.

“I think you should leave this area for I am about to enter my room. I suggest you leave right now cat.” Pein ordered to the kitten as if it actually understood him, but it didn’t it actually did the opposite, “Seriously go away.”

The kitten tilted it’s head and Pein rose an eyebrow. Be bent down and got right in it’s face.

“There is seriously something wrong with you. Can’t you feel my chakra? It’s lethal!” The kitten licked the tip of Pein’s nose.

“Augh!” Pein blow air into the cats face for revenge, “You disgust me!”

The Kitten didn’t flinch which annoyed him even more.

“Look at me cat. My name is Pein…want to know why I CAUSE PEOPLE PAIN AND NOT ONLY HUMANS BUT ANIMALS TOO!” Pein screamed in the cats face as he returned to his standing position.

“You are an embarrassment to yourself. I would never want you as a son.” Pein turned his head to see Deidara giving him a ‘WTF’ look. At that moment Pein walked over and b*tch slapped Deidara. The blonde ran to his room in tears.

“See what did I tell you?” The kitten finally got the idea and moved out of the entrance. Pein smiled as he opened his door and walked into his room. He went to sit on his bed but out of the corner of his eye he noticed Misuki entered his room as well. She leapt up onto his bed.

“What is this!!!!” Pein almost cried, “Go away!”

Misuki didn’t listen, instead she meowed in response.

“Oh you think your so smart huhhhhh, well guess what! I do not in any way care.” He stuck his nose up and he heard a vibrating noise come from Misuki. “ and now your purring. Great.”

Misuki walked over to him and crawled onto his stomach. This surprised him a bit.

“Your Misuki right? I guess it’s cool to have been named after the organisation. Meeee-ski…I see. It’s cute I guess.” He placed his hand on her orange fur and stroke her once. She looked up at him with her grey eyes.

“You have grey eyes too?” Pein smiled down at her. “I guess your not sooooo bad, but you better learn to listen to me…or else…I’ll cause you pain…” Misuki’s purrs became louder.

Three hours have passed by. The two continued to lie there.

Finally Pein spoke again.

“I guess you have mended my shattered perfect day…perfect again…Misuki…” Pein smiled sadly, “I guess I was wrong about you. Thank you Misuki.”

I really hope you guys liked it and I swear if this fanfiction doesn’t show breaking lines I will hang myself…Just kidding. Have a nice day!