|The Attack of Poultry in Motion!
Author: jackpot10222 PM
What happens when a fox comes to Young McDonald's Free Range Poultry Farm? Spoof. I play Henny Penny in the children's production of it LOL. Rated T for violence. WARNING! Deaths. This one came from fairy tales and Cats & my play. That isn't obvious LOLRated: Fiction T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Words: 583 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 06-23-09 - id: 5161229
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The Attack of Poultry in Motion!
Based off of the play: Poultry in Motion
I do not own Poultry in Motion or Cats.
This will be written in play form.
Please excuse errors, I do the best I can J
Narrator: Many different poultry live about on a farm called: Young McDonald's Free Range Poultry Farm. The Poultry are Chicken Little, Henny Penny, Little Red Hen, Cocky Locky, Goosey Lucy, Lucky Mallard, Mallard Drake, Zander Goose, Tina turkey, Tory Turkey, and Turkey Lurkey. One day, Chicken Little met a fox named Foxy Loxy. Foxy Loxy threw acorns at Chicken Little, and told him that the sky was falling. She told him to warn everyone, including the queen about this disaster. While talking to them, they told him about their problems. For example: Cocky Locky couldn't Cock-a-doodle-do. Once Chicken Little round up all of the poultry, He went to the " queen". The queen happened to just be Foxy Loxy in disguise, waiting to eat her prey. Once they all came, she decided to begin her feast with Little Red Hen, who just happened upon them after she finished baking her bread.
Foxy Loxy: I think I'll begin my feast with YOU.
Little Red Hen: You think so?
Foxy Loxy: I know so. And none of the bird-brains here are going to help you now.
Little Red Hen: Then I shall do it myself!
Narrator: She Takes out baguette, tries to hit Foxy Loxy with it, Foxy Loxy eats her whole. All of he poultry stare in horror, then run and grab the bread to defend themselves.
Chicken Little: Birds of a feather, flock together! Defend yourselves!
Narrator: Foxy Loxy crushes his little skull with her foot
Henny Penny: MY SON!
Narrator: She runs up and hides behind a bush. Foxy Loxy starts to chase after Cocky Locky.
Cocky Locky: Cock-a-doodle-do!
Henny Penny : Cocky Locky! You got your Cock-a-doodle-
Narrator: Foxy Loxy cracks the rooster's head
Henny Penny: MY BROTHER!
Narrator: Foxy Loxy kills Lucky Mallard, and brings him to the Chinese restaurant next door. They fry him up
Foxy Loxy: Yum Yum!
Narrator: As she is eating, Magical Mr. Mistoffelees comes to save the day
Henny Penny: Please! Save my son and brother!
Narrator: He Brings back Cocky Locky, but struggles with Chicken Little.
Mr. Mistoffelees: I'm sorry, I'm afraid your son has passed on. But at least your brother is back.
Henny Penny: Yea
Narrator: She hugs The rooster
Mr. Mistoffelees: - Oh, and your brother has swine flu. I cant bring him ALL of the way back. He might get a bit… high from this, but it'll help. I have to go now. Goodbye!
Narrator: He gives Cocky Locky medication, then poofs away.
Henny Penny: Thanks a lot! Now I have swine flu! Stupid piggies!
Narrator: Cocky Locky spins in circles.
Cocky Locky: Weee! I'm a pretty ballerina!
Narrator: Foxy Loxy comes back!
Henny Penny : Run! Oh wait! He can't!
Narrator: Henny Penny grabs him as he does ballerina twirls and tries to run away carrying him. Ax murderer comes
Narrator: He chops Foxy Loxy's head off, then all cheer with excitement.
Henny Penny: Wait… why didn't you kill us?
Ax Murderer.: Because… I'm a Fox-itarion. Duh!
Narrator: Together, they all kill all of the survivors, and forever more, they all lived happily ever after