I'm back everyone!! And with me I bring the second chapter of KaBloink: Lost Edition! So I hope you like it!

Jacob: OK, in the second part of the round, I’m going to ask three simple questions to each team. They’ll receive 20 points for each correct answer they give. Doctor’s Union, you’re first. First question, What were Shannon’s last words?

Jack: How should we know?

Jacob: Just answer the question!

Jack: Umm, Boone!?

Jacob: No. Second question: Who was the fugitive on the plane?

Jack and Juliet: *smirk*

Jack: That’s’ an easy one, it’s-

Kate: *glares at Jack*

Jack (is oblivious): Kate.

Kate: Jack!!

Jack: Oh, sorry.

Jacob: That’s right. 20 points to you. Last question, What is the name of Claire’s baby?

Jack: umm,

Claire: Jack!

Jack: sorry, I just get really stressed out on the island. *starts to cry**Wipes tears* Juliet, do you know?

Juliet: no.

Jack: umm, Beh Bey?

Kate (aghast): Jack! You helped take care of him for almost three years!

Claire: It’s Aaron! His name is Aaron you douche bag!!

Jacob: uhh, right. That’s incorrect. Doctor’s Union, you have a total of 50 points. Next are the Criminals. First question, what is the name of Ben’s daughter?

Sawyer: You mean Sheena?

Kate: *rolls eyes* Alex.

Ben: *sobs* Why Jacob? Why would you let Alex die? Why? Alex!!!

Jacob: correct. Sorry Ben, but that’s the way it had to be. Plus I don’t care about you. Next question, In what episode does Locke kill his first boar?

Sawyer: uhh

Kate: Walkabout.

Jacob: That’s correct! Last Question, who kills Goodwin?

Sawyer: Who the hell’s Goodwin?

Kate: I don’t know.

Jacob: That’s incorrect. I don’t know is not the answer. The criminals now have 50 points. Next, we have the Worshippers of Jacob. First question, what is the name of the man in black?

All: . . .

Hurley: Uhhhh, Dude, he never said his name.

Jacob: Being my worshippers, they should know everything about me. So come on, Locke, Ben.

Ben: Uh, well you see, I may have seemed like I knew everything early on, but really I know nothing.

Locke: Yeah and I was just a stupid pawn.

Jacob: Answer the question, my pawns.

Ben: Lucifer?

Jacob: Well uhh, actually, I don’t really know myself at the moment so you can just have ten points for that one. Next question. What is Hurley’s real name?

Locke: Hugo.

Hurley: Aww, man.

Jacob: Correct. Final question. How many people has Ben killed?

Ben: *Starts counting his fingers* uhh, 367?

Jacob: . . . No. So that leaves the Worshippers of Jacob with 30 points. Next up is Not all Marriages go Wrong. First question, Name the first 50 American Presidents.

Jin: *Korean*

Sun: We’re from Korea, not America. How are we supposed to know that?

Jacob: Sorry, luck of the draw.

Sun: uh, Hideki Tojo?

Jacob: No. Next question. Name the 50 United States.

Sun: *Glares* not fair

Jin (singing): Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming. North, South, East, West, in our calm, objective opinion, Korea is the best of the Fifty nifty United States from thirteen original colonies. Shout ‘em scout ‘em, tell all about ‘em. One by one ‘till we’ve given a day to every state, in the good old U. S. A.

All: . . .

Jacob: Wow. Very impressive Jin. That is correct. Here’s your last question. What are the first ten amendments in the United Sates constitution?

Sun: How come everyone else gets questions about Lost and we get questions about America? That’s not fair!

Jin: * nods his head vigorously*

Sun: I don’t know.

Jacob: Sorry Sun, that’s incorrect. You have 20 points. I forgot to mention that the first place team from the first part of each round gets a free pass to the next round, so Dudes, you guys can just sit tight. Next is Baby Lovers. What are the negative effects of heroine?

Jack: Well-

Juliet: Shh, Jack. He’s not talking to you.

Charlie: hmm? Heroine? Negative? What are you talking about?

Claire: It makes Charlie eat my behbey!

Jacob: Ahh, sorry. Not quite. Next. Who takes care of Aaron when he’s left behind in the jungle?

Claire: *sobs* I’m sorry! Not even I know why I just left him there!

Charlie: How should I bloody know? I was dead!

Jacob: I’ll take that as a wrong answer. Final question. Who did the freighter not belong to at the end of season three?

Charlie: *jumping up with hand raised* I know this, I know this! It’s Penny! Not Penny’s boat!

Jacob: Correct! Well done Charlie. The Baby Lovers now have 20 points. Next up are the Union of the Deceased or Love of Siblings. Here’s your first question. Who is Shannon’s greatest love?

Shannon: Say-

Boone: *shouting* Boone!!

Jacob: Wrong. The answer is Sayid, not Boone.

Shannon: *pouts* I was about to say that.

Jacob: Anyways, “How Much Land Does a Man Need?”

Shannon: Well I need about 25 acres. Boone only needs like ten.

Jacob: Sorry Shannon, the answer is actually six feet, which holds true for both members of this team.

Boone: huh?

Sawyer: That’s how much land it takes to dig a grave, pretty boy.

Jacob: *nods* Sawyer is right. Anyways, last question of this round. What does everyone in this room have in common?

Shannon: Why would I need to know that?

Boone: Because you do Shannon, jeez. I know this one. We are all of the human species.

Ben: *coughs*

Jacob: Sorry Boone, but that was not the answer we were looking for. That ends this section of round one with The Union of the Deceased or Love of Sibling in last place with 0 points, The Baby Lovers and Not all Marriages go Wrong with 20 points each, The Worshippers of Jacob with 30 points, The Criminals and the Doctors Union with 50 points, and The Dudes with a free pass into Round 2.

Hurley: Awesome, dude!

There you are! Please R & R