Author: Animelover Inf PM
This about the many "special" moments in the Locust hoard.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 16,748 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12-26-10 - Published: 06-23-09 - Status: Complete - id: 5161657
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Now, we turn to yet ANOTHER assembly of Locusts in Nexus, humans and Lambent were also there as well. A locust wearing a black hoodie with armoured pants and chains wrapped around his chest stepped up to the stage holding multiple papers.
"SILENCE! Now, I have good and bad news. The bad news, this chapter is pretty much the credits, like in a movie. The good news, this is the FINAL AND LAST bonus chapter where we have these assemblies." The locusts said into the microphone.
"My name is Hunter. Now, I will be the one to do the credits. The author is busy at the moment resting, and was to lazy to show up. Rem is currently a the doctors. James has a cold. Ken and Scorn and fighting zombies, and Priea is trying to force Ginger to take her medication. So, that leaves me to do the credits." Hunter explained.
"WHY YOU! You never even showed up in the story before." A gear randomly yelled.
"True, but I should be staring in my own story soon. But, not the point...good...whoever wrote this must have been on crack, retarded and haveing a seizure at the same damn time..." He muttered into the microphone as he began to make sense of the paper.
"Okay as we all know, the author does NOT OWN gears of war, but some chapters are from her own idea. Chapters four, six, eight, nine eleven through twenty, twenty two, and twenty six are mostly or completely original chapters. Meaning, the author had the idea either from herself, or maybe a friend and forgot, but it's mostly original." Hunter went on.
"Chapter one, Break Dancing, came from youtube. She even used some quotes from the video she watched. We don't have the info on which video, but it was a two part one. So yeah, credit goes to them. Chapter two also came from youtube itself and the game. Since there's a floating car glitch." Hunter then threw a piece of paper on the floor.
"Chapter three was from the game itself and youtbue. Chapter five was inspired from, "Is it a good idea to microwave this", from Youtube. Chapter seven was mostly original with a wee bit of dead space. Chapter ten was inspired from the game itself." Hunter explained as he threw another piece of paper on the floor, only to have drone storm up to him.
"AYE! STOP LITTERING!" He roared as he picked up the papers. "Damn littler bugs." He added. Hunter just...ed.
"Any ways...Chapter twenty one was from youtube, twenty three had one line from youtube, and twenty four had one name from Okami. Chapter twenty five took a little bit from Bio-hazard. And lastly, twenty seven took some quotes from youtube as well." He added.
"WHY AREN'T YOU BEING SPECIFIC?" A gear asked. "Like giving cred to the videos and naming them?"
"Because the author doesn't remember all of them, keep in mind, this was written how long ago? So yeah...this is the best were gon'a do. Well, a few other announcements." Hunter added. "This is the last chapter of this story, there will be no more...uh...Epic Fail Locusts has improved greatly. Not only in the authors skills, but from available programs. We had some minor issues with that for a while, but it was finally resolved. So yeah...EVERYONE GET THE HELL OUT!" Hunter screamed as, Wakening the Demon by Bullet for my Valentine began to play.
Everyone then proceded to leave the auditorium.
"Thank Queen that it's over." Rem said as she waddled into the area.
"Where were you? I had to do this alone." Hunter bitched.
"Meh...you did fine." Rem said. "Plus...it's finally over..."
Then, Ginger came flying down from the ceiling, swinging on cabled.
"GINGER! TAKE YOUR DAMN PILLS!" Priea yelled.
"NEVER!" Ginger replied.
"Oh God..." Hunter muttered.
"Well, bye fokes, thanks for all the reviews." Rem said as she waved and the cable snapped.
"DAMN IT!" Ginger yelled.