-Prologue-

There! That ought to make you read it!

Be careful what you wish for...

Whoever said that was obviously not a Fushigi Yuugi fangirl.

All FY fangirls wish to be in the universe of the four gods!

The truth is, the fangirls obviously don't think about the trouble with a real transition to the Fushigi Yuugi universe.

Sure, all you fangirls would like to be there, at first, but have you thought about...

Whether you will even find the Suzaku Shichiseishi at all? It's a big universe.

How are you going to get the Shichiseishi to like them, and not think you're a pain in the ass?

And for the most important (yet most overlooked) items,

What if you can't speak the language?

What if you can't fight, and are faced with the possibilities of getting killed?

Worse off, what if you have to watch as your favorite characters get hurt or die?

And for fangirls only, what about your times of the month?

What? WHAT?!? They don't manufacture tampons in Konan!

So don't sue me!!

All of this and more is faced by one girl, who had the chance to fulfill her wildest dreams.

She's ventured beyond the world that we know, and discovered the truth about a universe we have always thought was just pictures across the screen and volumes of ridiculously expensive manga.

She has seen love, death, and the power of Suzaku (plus Genrou and Kouji's dancing!).

At first she thought she was hallucinating.

But then she found out that Fushigi Yuugi is real.

And she...um...passed out in the process.

Here is the story that she brought back to us. The story of...

"Juri"

-From girl to oracle-

By CLAMPraven

Well, I've done it. I've finally done and cracked.

In the Absence of Tomoyo has gone on a little slowly, and now, I think you finally know why. It was because I had just discovered the beauty of Fushigi Yuugi/Mysterious Play.

Through this experience, I have discovered that Miaka acts horribly like Sailormoon, Yui looks horribly like Sailoruranus, Nuriko and Fisheye both crossdress...horribly...but don't look at me like I'm trying to make a comparison...um. In any case, during this time, while fumbling over who copied who (if they were copies), I made up my mind to create a FY fic, and set to work.

And during this time, I've also discovered Wedding Peach. So that makes for three animes that I can't decide on...who copied who, really?!? My head's getting scrambled...

I'd assume therefore, what everyone else assumed, that Wedding Peach is just not up to standard...

!!!

(CLAMPraven gets pulverized by an army of WP fans!!! Wedding Peach is kicking ass...if anyone cares...)

Ow...(snap)! I think I broke a nail...but you know that's not the point! The point I'm really trying to make (I realize that I'm going really off topic, but...) is that FY is the best anime I've seen in a long time. Some animes are good only on the first heads-up, but FY isn't like that.

So-o...story sounds interesting so far? Methinks so. Let's read.

(All the WP fans drop their magic lipsticks, Saint Miroirs, and wedding bouquets, cuddling up next to CLAMPraven as she starts to read the story...)

- CLAMPraven

SUZAKU, SEIRYUU, GENBU, AND BYAKKO

(Just a bunch of dialogue between the gods. I tried to make it really funny, and I think it is. But if you're not in the mood, drop by another time or just skip it all until I post the next chapter. You won't be missing anything...)

Suzaku: The story of Juri is one that is extremely entertaining, increasingly tense, and in some cases just slightly moronic.

Suzaku: Okay, cut the crap. Let's get serious, shall we?

Suzaku: Juri was the first girl to ever travel beyond your reality to the anime world.

Suzaku: Her name was never really Juri...it was a name given to her by her comrades, the loyal soldiers and Miko of Suzaku.

Suzaku: At first, Juri was just a normal girl who went by the name of Jenny Fung, living in an average apartment in the streets of the T dot , a world away from Japan where the real FY fandom was. Naturally, we're talking Canada, which is the most peaceful place anyone can live. But not for this one unfortunate...er, fortunate...girl.

Suzaku: Why in the world was this one girl chosen? Well, it was a trial, meant to test her morals, her nobility, her courage, her-

Byakko: I thought you said cut the crap, Suzaku. What're you going on about now?

Suzaku: Shut up Byakko.

Byakko: You chose Jenny 'cause she was easy fry. Furthermore, you were bored with taunting Seiryuu. That, my little misguided readers, is why Suzaku really chooses these people.

Suzaku: Shut UP, Byakko...

Byakko: You shut up, chicken. The story's about to start.

Suzaku: Oh. Right. Well, here goes...um...

Byakko: (exasperated) What NOW?!?

Suzaku: I can't find the remote.

Byakko: I thought you had it in story format, too!! Just find the book!!

Suzaku: You know the gods are illiterate. I happen to have the tape, but who the hell has the remote?!

Genbu: Hey, guys...what are you all up to?...

Byakko: Genbu, old man. Seen the remote anywhere? Chicken boy's brain's about the size of a walnut, so he can't remember where he put it.

Suzaku: You know, that is relatively big, compared to the average chicken...

Genbu: I...I have the remote...right here...

Suzaku: Well, then! Come on already and give it here!

Genbu: I'm...COMING...!!! (struggles)

Byakko: (whisper) Prepare yourselves....this is gonna take quite a while...

After 2 hours...

Suzaku: Byakko!!! Bakayarou, wake up already!!!

Byakko: Hmmm...?

Suzaku: You didn't just have another wet dream, did you?!? What's all this white stuff on the couch?!?

Byakko: Oh, that...I think I did. Fell asleep while waiting for Genbu again. Hey, you got the remote from him yet?

Genbu: Hm?

Byakko: Oh, okay...

Suzaku: You are SO going to clean this up afterwards...

Byakko: I don't mind it. Did the movie start yet?

Suzaku: You're very lucky...we've just rolled through the credits...not like we're waiting for you OR Seiryuu...

Seiryuu: Hey! Did you start the film without me again?!?

Suzaku: Oh, k'so...

Genbu: Hello Seiryuu...we're all watching that Juri girl on tape...not that I can really see, but that's okay...

Seiryuu: You have Juri on tape? That's the one decent thing you've done all millennia, Suzaku. Now let me find a place on the...OH MY GOD...

Byakko: You don't have one.

Seiryuu: Who made this mess on MY PART OF THE COUCH?!?

Suzaku: Byakko did it. Get a mop or something...

(WP girls all leave in disgust)

Hey! Oh, well. Never liked you ANYWAY!!

Nothing's happening so far, but it will. Trust me. I couldn't make my chapters too long. So tell me, how was the first part? The next parts will, hopefully, be as good, getting more and more serious afterwards. If you don't like it, I'd advise you, read another fic. Just don't insult a young writer like myself. We really need all the support we can get.

I even like this fic. You can expect more chapters very soon.

- CLAMPraven