Hello, it's meee with my response to MontiK's Aka-shita challenge. This is not my favorite piece but it is slightly one of my more raunchy ones. However, I hope you enjoy this.

Aka-shita: This hairy beast, whose name means "red tongue", appears leering out of a black cloud over a floodgate. This creature's name may have been taken from one of the six auspicious labels of the Japanese calendar, shakkō (also 赤口, red mouth), which indicates a day of terrible luck and atrocity.

Warning: Jaken is the mans man in this piece. Also there is some adult content so please children, don't read if you're not old enough.

1,600+ words

Disclaimer: Brokeback Mountain does not belong to me. Nor does Gene Simmons or the phrase "p.y.t." which means pretty young thing.

Originally posted under my account on Dokuga.

Kagome awoke to the pungent scent of rotting fish and wet dog, her face covered with something wet, thicker than water yet thinner than blood. Cerulean orbs opened and a shriek of horror escaped her parted lips. There, hovering above her was an amorphous blob of a monster. The first thing Kagome noticed was that it was hairy, no, not like a kitty cat hairy or Sango’s legs hairy but the type of hairy that had you wondering if it was actually real. Her second observation was that not only was it part cloud but it possessed a long red tongue that oddly reminded her of Gene Simmons. Kagome’s final observation was the look in his, hers, its eyes- the look that said “Ooh girl you pretty. Ima have some fun witchu before I eatcha.” She watched its tongue, almost as if she was in a daze. It hung out of its mouth as a perfect sphere of drool slid down its length and before it fell gracefully upon Kagome’s upper lip, it caught the light and shone brilliantly. Of course, this fascination soon ended as the bead pressed its lips to hers. Then she freaked and the memories that had been repressed in her first few seconds of consciousness came back to her, regretfully.

Of course this was all Inuyasha’s fault, as most things were. Wasn’t the incident with the ko-dama enough to teach Inuyasha the dangers of doing things in the forest? No. It had been the night of the full moon and Inuyasha, human for the night had ironically, given into some of his more…primal urges. He had discreetly tried to relieve himself in the corner of the hut but after listening to his puppy-esque moans he had been kicked out. Embarrassed that he had been caught but not deterred from pleasuring himself, Inuyasha scoured the surrounding trees and picked out an area that left him impervious to all attacks, except aerial but who would be flying around at this time of night? Feeling smug and aroused, Inuyasha began to indulge in one of his most adored hobbies. As seconds grew into minutes, he shook off his top as his skin began to heat up. Sweat began to roll down his back and the heavy mass of long black hair clung to his back. Annoyed, Inuyasha pulled his hair over one shoulder, exposing his lean, tanned back. This was the sight that that greeted both Kagome and the Aka-shita…

As the minutes had rolled by, Kagome grew worried when she could not hear Inuyasha returning to camp. He knew it was dangerous and well she was sure he should be done by now. Knowing he would not stray far from the Kaede’s village, she ventured from the safety and warmth of her makeshift bed and followed the obvious trail he had left. But what greeted her when she reached him would forever be known as the worst moment of her life, making any moments she had alone with him in the future, awkward ones. Head thrown back, sweat cascading down his spine, Inuyasha called out one word “JAKEN!” From above, what felt like a series of bird droppings crashed upon her tresses. Touching her scalp and looking at the somewhat gooey substance on her hand, she looked over her head and saw the aka-shita stroking at something inside the hovering cloud. That was when everything clicked and it was just too much. The shock of catching Inuyasha fantasizing about Jaken to being completely violated was more than what this young heroine could take. Crashing to the ground, the last thing she heard was Inuyasha shrieking her name in horror.

And here she was, minutes away from being breakfast for the aka-shita. No bow. No arrows and, glancing at her ties hands, no chance at fighting back. The aka-shita moved closer, eyeing her up and down, licking it’s hairy mouth.

“Miko for breakfast” the aka-shitas eyes strayed to her breasts “or maybe for lunch.” Kagome gagged. As the beast moved in for the kill, Kagome heard several odd sounds coming from her left. She almost laughed when she saw Jaken, tied up and legs spread.

“Inuyasha would like that” the thought turned into spoken words and Kagome blessed her loose tongue when she saw the aki-shita glance at the tied up demon. This was her chance to make it out untouched. Sesshoumaru would come save his lackey eventually, she just needed to kill some time before then.

“Look at them legs, ooh, I would kill for them. Short and stumpy, just right. And that beak, just imagine what that break could do.” Kagome felt bad for putting Jaken up on the chopping block but hey, he had tried to kill her once. And he was always calling her a wench and trying to steal Inuyasha’s tessaiga. It was time for a little pay back right? With each compliment she paid to Jaken, the aka-shita moved further and further away form her, until the cloud had settled over Jaken and had stripped him bare. Glancing at Kagome, Jaken mouthed, “help” and in return, Kagome mouthed, “checkmate.” Jaken, obviously confused, didn’t have time to think as the aka-shita licked its way down his body. And then…there are some things no girls should ever see. Turning her head away, she ignored the grunting, sloshing noises that were coming from the pair. Kagome was slightly saddened that her body had been so easily been discarded for Jaken’s but Kagome would think on that much later, in the comfort of her therapists office.

For some reason it seemed like Jaken was actually enjoying it. She didn’t blame the guy- err demon though. It seemed like Sesshoumaru never slowed down, the guy never had time to unwind with Rin running him ragged… but didn’t Sesshoumaru begin to leave Rin at Kaede’s? She was always hanging around the kids in the village. So…with Rin gone…what exactly did Jaken do for Sesshoumaru? Brokeback Mountainesqe thoughts ran through Kagome’s mind and she was stricken by the thought.

Did Sesshoumaru and Jaken…do it? The thought seemed almost too unrealistic but then again Sesshoumaru had tried to seduce her with shit not even a week ago. Was the pristine Sesshoumaru into toad…lizard demons? They were together alone, often. What had they done before Rin had come into their lives? Jaken obviously had some appeal, since Inuyasha had been moaning out his name hours ago- maybe he was a p.y.t. amongst demons? Even Kagome had a hard time believing it.

It was the yell of pleasure from the Aka-shita that was muted by the loud clash of the wooden wall being blown into bits. There stood Sesshoumaru, not a hair out of place and looking as reserved as possible. His eyes met hers as he sheathed his sword.

“Why am I not surprised to see you here miko?” Kagome could have sworn they were having an awkward moment but the curses of the aka-shita as it charged toward him filled the void. Sesshoumaru rid of the beast with a mere flick of his wrist. Slashing the bindings off of Jaken, Sesshoumaru narrowed his eyes before instructing Jaken to go clean himself. Dost I suspect the breath of jealousy upon thou’s lips? Kagome giggled. Looking up at Sesshoumaru, she watched as he cut off her bindings and moved to leave her. He had been embarrassed by this human one time too many and he was not leaving himself open for another attack.

“Sesshoumaru-sama” yeah, that’s right butter him up Kagome. “I want to apologize about our previous…meeting.”

“Hn.” How typical.

“I was wondering if, well, if you could tell me what does Jaken do for you?” A seemingly innocent question, Sesshoumaru gathered. Maybe the miko was giving him a chance to redeem himself?

“Jaken performs several duties required of a demon his rank. He sees to personal…needs.”

“Like…” Kagome pushed, feeling like she was on the edge of something that would change everything she knew about the demon standing in front of her.

“Although this Sesshoumaru is equip with the skills necessary of polishing my own sword, I allow Jaken to do so.” Was he serious? This was too good.

“Anything else?” She prodded, looking for the dirty details.

“Just as any servant, Jaken does bathe this Sesshoumaru and bring me fresh clothes when they are needed….” All other words melted away.

…Jaken does bathe this Sesshoumaru… it was almost too perfect. Kagome dismissed the feeling of disappointment. But then the guilt settled on Kagome and she felt entitled to tell Sesshoumaru of the possible love triangle happening right under his perfect little nose.

“Do you know that Inuyasha has personal interest in Jaken?” Sesshoumaru went to nod. “No, I mean personal interest…”

“The half breeds interests are of no concern to this Sesshoumaru.”

“I mean I know the type of relationship that you and Jaken have and I thought you might not like it if Inuyasha were interested in what is yours.”

“I know what you are hinting at miko and it is wise that you do not continue down that path. I do not know where you get these ideas but this Sesshoumaru will make his point clear. Females only.” Kagome was going to take a chance, hell, she had asked him if he took shits and had lived this long without being gutted by Sesshoumaru.

“Don’t you mean female demons?” Sesshoumaru looked Kagome up and down and she flushed under his intense gaze. She could physically feel herself melting.

“No little miko…females only.” Kagome blinked and he was gone., leaving her with one tiny question… what just happened?

Miles away, a distressed Inuyasha wondered how he could somehow convince Kagome that she had heard him yell Kikyo rather than Jaken to no avail. He sighed and slid down the god tree.

This just wasn’t his month.

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