+ We all know and hate them. The dreaded Mary-Sue OCs. Our beloved Beyblade characters are so fed up of being paired with the little bitches, that they’re having their revenge… Intended to offend. Drabble story.

+ Warnings: Death.

+ Disclaimer: I own it not. I don’t even want to own the Mary-Sues. They can fucking die.

Death To The Mary-Sues!

1: Kai

The night was clear. Perfect, beautiful, the stars twinkling above him. Lowering his gaze from the natural spotlights, Kai stared at the front door of his house, and again began to wonder how he’d ended up with her.

Slowly taking steps down the garden path, Kai fingered the handle of his briefcase nervously. What he was about to do would surely upset and shock her family, but nothing could upset them more than when the bitch had first been born, right?

Besides, he needed to get her out of his life. He was sick to death of her being the perfect, wonderful, can’t-do-any-wrong little housewife. That was something he had never wanted, so how the Hell did he end up with one?

Upon reaching the door of his home, Kai turned the handle, and made his way into the blazing heat. The stupid little witch had the heating on full blast, again. Kai hung up his coat, and put his briefcase on the floor, quickly opening it and taking something small and black out before shutting it again.

Kai approached the closed kitchen door with the hand holding the small, black item hidden behind his back. Opening the kitchen door, another wave of heat hit Kai, and he realised that the little witch was cooking. She was stood at the stove, with her back to Kai, clearly making the most perfect of suppers.

“I’m home,” Kai said, announcing his presence. He continued to stand in the doorway.

“Kai, honey! I didn’t hear you come in!” the woman turned around, her blonde hair flying through the air as she did so. “Did you have a good day at work? Come and sit down, I’ve made you your favourite food.”

“I’ll stay here, thanks, Kaila,” Kai replied, not budging from the doorway.

“But, honey… You’ve had a long day. Come and take the weight off of your feet, and let me rub them for you.”

Something inside of Kai snapped, and he made his way over to the blonde woman, removing his hand from behind his back as he did so. The woman eyed up the black object in Kai’s hand as he approached her, and she grinned.

“Oh, Kai, honey! A gun! Are we going to play kidnappers again?”

Kai couldn’t reply to her stupidity, and instead raised the gun and aimed it at Kaila’s forehead. Her eyes rose up with it, making her go cross-eyed. Kai pulled the trigger, and flinched when he heard the bang, and felt the splatter of blood on his face.

“Die, bitch.”