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FuriousFanny
Author of 70 Stories

Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 08-27-09 - Published: 06-30-09 - Complete - id:5178837

+ We all know and hate them. The dreaded Mary-Sue OCs. Our beloved Beyblade characters are so fed up of being paired with the little bitches, that they’re having their revenge… Intended to offend. Drabble story.

+ Warnings: Death.

+ Disclaimer: I own it not. I don’t even want to own the Mary-Sues. They can fucking die.


Death To The Mary-Sues!

6: Brooklyn

“Look, Brooky! There’s a hedgehog in the road! We need to save it before someone runs it over!” Rainbow squealed, pointing at the road.

Brooklyn sighed, and continued to walk along, pretending as though Rainbow hadn’t ever spoken. The girl pulled on his hand, making him stop. Brooklyn rolled his eyes as the girl ran into the road, and attempted to pick up the curled hedgehog.

A car was coming towards Rainbow, and although the right thing for Brooklyn to do would be for him to warn Rainbow, an evil little smirk came onto his face as he saw the car approach. He would say nothing.

Unfortunately for Brooklyn, the car managed to stop in time to not hit Rainbow. Something that annoyed him greatly. The driver of the car got out, and began to help Rainbow try and move the hedgehog. The keys were still in the ignition of the car. Brooklyn had a plan.

Going unnoticed by either of the dimwits in the middle of the road, Brooklyn hopped into the driver’s seat of the car, and turned the engine back on. He was amazed when still neither of them looked up as he reversed the car back to a good enough distance.

Slapping the car into first gear, and setting off, Brooklyn quickly accelerated and sped towards the idiots in the road. The owner of the car saw him coming, and managed to get out of the way in time. Rainbow did not move in time, and she was sent flying across the bonnet, the hedgehog still in her hands.

Brooklyn braked, and took a look behind him. Rainbow was bloodied up, but still alive, and getting up off of the floor. The hedgehog was happily currying into a nearby bush. Growling, Brooklyn got out of the car and into a lorry that was park on the other side of the road. The keys were still in the ignition. How convenient.

Starting the engine, Brooklyn immediately started off and sped towards the girl in the road once more. Rainbow looked at the lorry coming towards her with a confused and dazed expression on her face, and didn’t have time to move once more.

The lorry hit her with force, and blood and guts splattered all over the windscreen. Brooklyn smiled, and felt that his work was done. He switched on the wipers, so he could see where he was going, and began to sing.

Die, die, die, die, die, die, I hope you DIE!”


+ A/N: I hope you enjoyed this as much as I did.


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