|Chao of the World, Unite!
Author: StarVix PM
Eggman turned Sonic, Amy, Shadow, and Knuckles into...Chao? At the same time, the Black Arms aliens unleash a weapon that puts all adults on Earth into a coma. Now it's up to the Chao to save the day! Joint fic with FlashHedgehog.Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor - Sonic - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,872 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 08-09-09 - Published: 06-30-09 - Status: Complete - id: 5180067
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StarVix and FlashHedgehog introduce to you a joint fic. Enjoy.
A male, dark-green hedgehog with blue eyes and a white headband is sitting at his computer desk, typing something. "Ugh, I can't figure out how to do this." He said to nobody in particular.
Then, all of a sudden, a female fox with a star-shaped birthmark on her head walked into the room. "What are you doing, Flash?" She asked the hedgehog.
"I'm trying to type a new fic, but I don't know if this is good enough." He said.
The fox, named Star, looked over what he typed. "It's short," she said finally.
"I know it's short!" yelled Flash. He was a little grumpy because he'd been up all night typing. "I don't really care if it's short! I just want to know how to make it better!"
"Well, you can start by making it not short," Star suggested, opening a Twinkie packet and biting into it. Then she made a face and stared at the food in disgust. "I hate Twinkies," she said, throwing the food on Flash's keyboard.
"Hey!" Flash protested. Star ignored him and sat down at his computer.
"If you want to make it not short, here's the way to do it," She said, beginning to type.
"Go ahead, Star. Take over my computer and kick me out of my own room," Flash muttered. Then he passed out from lack of sleep.
"Thanks, I will," Star muttered, not really paying any attention to him.
It was just another regular day for Sonic The Hedgehog. Just another day of fighting Eggman. Today, Eggman had yet another egg-named machine that he was currently trying to kill the blue hedgehog with. But, today, Shadow, Amy, AND Knuckles were also there fighting with him. So I guess technically, that makes it not exactly just another regular day, because usually Shadow, Amy, and Knuckles don't help out unless something's in it for them.
But maybe something was in it for them, so in that case, it really is just a regular day. I wouldn't really know.
"Hahaha! You will never defeat my Egg Doom!" Eggman cackled maniacally, like a maniacal cackling…uh…thing that cackles maniacally.
Suddenly, everybody stopped. After an awkward silence, Sonic spoke up. "Um…hasn't there already been an Egg Doom?" He asked.
"I think so," Amy replied.
"I definitely remember an Egg Doom," Knuckles agreed.
"Humph," Shadow added his own opinion.
"Look, there are only so many words I can use that have the word 'Egg' in it. I couldn't very well call it the Omelet Buster," Eggman said defensively.
After a silence, Sonic spoke up. "You know, that's not half bad," he admitted.
"It's better than Egg Doom," Knuckles said agreeably.
"Oh, fine!" Eggman sighed. "So long as we all agree on something. Omelet Buster it is."
Meanwhile, somewhere else in the universe, the Black Arms was preparing a massive army. Buuuuut…that doesn't matter right now. Back to the plot!
"Egg Doom, prepare your secret weapon!" Eggman yelled to his robot.
"Hey, you said it was the Omelet Buster!" Sonic called.
"Does it matter?" Shadow asked.
"Yes," Sonic replied.
"Sonic, you look soooo cute when you're defiant," Amy sighed dreamily.
"Hey!" Eggman yelled. "I'm still going to kill you with my secret weapon here!"
Nobody paid him any attention. Eggman crossed his arms and pouted. "Oh, fine. Be that way," he muttered. "See if I care."
Then, the chest of the Egg Doom—uh, Omelet Buster—oh, who cares? The big robot thingy Eggman had opened up to reveal a large laser cannon. Nobody even noticed this because Amy had tackled Sonic and was busy trying to smooch him while Shadow and Knuckles watched them disapprovingly and debated whether the name of Eggman's robot really mattered.
Then, without warning, (well, there would have been warning if anyone had been paying attention, but I digress,) the laser fired, hit all four of them, and left a massive crater.
"Ha ha! It worked!" Eggman yelled as him and the giant robot (such surprisingly, doesn't resemble an egg or an omelet) flew off.
Meanwhile, a small pile of dirt in the crater was shaking. Then, out popped the head of a Sonic Chao. "Chao?" It said. Then, it looked surprised and looked at it's body. "Chao chao chao!" It yelled as it ran in circles with it's arms up in the air. I don't speak Chao, but I surmise it said something like, "Good grief! I'm a Chao! Run away!"
Or maybe it didn't say that. I'm not a Chao, so I wouldn't know.
The Sonic Chao noticed another pile of dirt moving. This pile then broke apart as a Shadow Chao emerged from it.
"Chao?" The Sonic Chao said. It then went back to panicking. After a few minutes, the Shadow Chao flew over and kicked the Sonic Chao in the head, knocking the panicking Sonic Chao out. Then the Shadow Chao looked down at his body and yelled, "CHAO??! Chao, chao, chao!"
Again, as I don't speak Chao, I don't know what he said. But by watching the Shadow Chao's body language, I believe it went something like, "Sonic! What did you do to me this time, you ninny?"
Of course, the 'ninny' part was improvised, but you get the general idea.
A little while later, the Sonic Chao woke up, surrounded by an Amy Chao, a Knuckles Chao, and the same Shadow Chao from before. "Chao?" The Sonic Chao asked. The four Chao then engaged in a long conversation that only consisted of the word "Chao" a lot.
Note: Flash has better things to do than type out a long, three-paragraph conversation if it only consisted of the word "Chao." And Star isn't even going to try to translate it. You're on your own. If you do figure out what was said, please tell us, because for the life of us, we can't figure it out. (Though I do believe cheese whiz was involved.)
Then, after the confusing conversation, the four Chao headed off towards Mystic Ruins. Because that's where Tails' workshop was. Everyone always goes to Tails whenever something goes wrong, because they all figure Tails can just wave his arms and turn everything back to normal. But do they say thank you afterwards? No. How's that for gratitude?
Meanwhile, the Black Arms was heading off for Earth. BUUUUT…we'll get back to that later. When we figure out why the Black Arms wanted to go to Earth.
After a while, the four Chao arrived at a building in Mystic Ruins. They then heard a voice from inside the building.
"BIIIIIIIIG! WHY DO BREAK INTO MY WORKSHOP EVERYDAY!?!" The voice yelled.
After which, they heard another voice yell "Froooooooooggggy?"
Suddenly the door to the building opened, revealing Tails beating Big upside the head with a hammer. Big seemed to have got the message, as he left, holding his head.
The fox kit then yelled, "AND DON'T EVER COME BACK, YOU TUB OF LARD!"
Tails then noticed the four Chao. He walked over to them.
"Sorry you had to see that." He told them. "I'm just not myself when ever fat boy and his jumping little bundle of pure pain and woe come around."
The Sonic Chao then stepped forward and began explaining what happened. He moved his arms depending on what he was saying, and the little ball above his head also changed.
"What?" Tails said, seeing of how he didn't speak Chao. "I don't understand. Unless…wait here," he ordered, running off to his lab. He came back out wearing what looked like a hearing aid in his right ear. "Okay, can you explain that again?"
The Sonic Chao then yelled "TAILS!!!" in Sonic's voice.
"Sonic?" Tails asked.
Sonic grinned. "You understand me!" he squealed happily.
"Sonic…are you a Chao?" Tails asked, blinking.
"What was your first clue?" Knuckles asked sarcastically.
Sonic glared at him for a while, took a deep breath, and started to explain. "Tails, Eggman had a weapon called the Egg Doom but he already had a Egg Doom so we called it the Omelet Buster but then he called it the Egg Doom again but he said he wasn't going to call it the Egg Doom so we argued and Amy started to kiss me and then there was a big ZAP BANG and a hole and…" Sonic threw his little Chao arms out wide and yelled, "LOOK!!!"
"Uh…" Tails replied, thinking that his invention must not work, because he wasn't understanding a thing his friend was saying.
Shadow rolled his eyes. "Eggman turned us into Chao," he said calmly.
"So…you guys are actually Sonic, Shadow, Amy, and Knuckles. But, Eggman used a machine on you that turned you into Chao?" Tails asked, a figurative lightbulb going off.
"Yes." Sonic replied.
Tails then started thinking for a moment. "Come on inside." He said finally, and the four Chao hopped into his house.
"Hey, Tails, you got any chili dogs?" Sonic asked.
Amy sighed dreamily. "Sonic, you look soooo cute as a Chao," she giggled, rushing forward with her lips puckered. Sonic gave a frightened chirrup and started running around Tails' legs, Amy right on his heels.
Tails could feel a headache coming on, but before then he needed to find a way to change his friends back to normal so they could not thank him again.
By now, the Black Arms had finally made it to earth. A giant laser appeared out of the lead Black Arms ship and started to power up, getting ready to fire at the planet beneath them.
Ohhh…so that's why they wanted to go to Earth. I get it!
Back in the room with the computer, the fox had just, finished typing.
"There, I think that's good enough." She said as the hedgehog woke up groggily and stumbled over to see what she'd written.
" 'Eggman cackled maniacally, like a maniacal cackling…uh…thing that cackles maniacally'?" he read. "Was that the best you could do?"
"Glad you liked it. Now, let's post it." Star said, not at all listening to him.
There you have it! Will Sonic, Shadow, Amy, and Knuckles get back to normal? What will happen when the Black Arms attack? Will StarVix ever start listening to me? RR, please.