Yo! SafireCharmz yet again!…Sorry this took so long (again), but I've been really busy! I had multiple test and assignments. TT~TT...and I've been having semi-writer's block for this story, but I'm home this week cuz I'm sick... But there is good news, when I was at the doctor's office on Monday I had an epiphany so I know what to write now :D. Anyhow thanx for the reviews everyone :D. I really appreciate it! So review for this chapter too :D.

Now for some replies:

HUUGIRL: Lol yes, Naruto is smexi

I'm-not-here-HONEST: Lol Murphy's Law anyone :D... wanna know wat happens next? Read on!

loveless: Poor u say? lol

MysticVoltage: Yup I had to drag her ass all the way from Konoha . I promise I will put some more head smashin content in ASAP just for u :D

FMA-lover16: So true...I better watch myself b4 Naruto goes kyuubi on my sorry ass. Sakura is on her way, FedEX has informed me of this :D

anyway here's the summary:

After the death of his brother, Uchiha Sasuke moves away to a small island in the Caribbean, hoping for a change to live his life in normalcy and without the threat of his brother's murderer finding him. However his life becomes anything but normal when a tan skinned, blue eyed, blond beauty walks into his life. Can it be possible to find true love? Sasuke doesn't want to believe so.

Soooooo anyhow this fic is a NaruSasu and the rating is M for mangoes or mature, which ever you choose ^.^ and by NaruSasu you should know by now I mean Yaoi and that is boy on boy action *nosebleed* the good stuff .

Update: So right, since my story hasn't gotten to the yaoi yet it is reader friendly :D thus I will change the rating from M to T until I see some reason why it should be other.

oh yeah!

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto, kishimoto does! But if I did *hehehe* let's just say it would be filled with illicit yaoi goodness!

Anywayz, to chp 11!

Talking

Thinking

Shouting

"Japanese"

Exotic Lover

Chapter 11: B's for Bubble in Bubblegum

The next day was stressful for the last Uchiha. He expected that every corner he turned Sakura would jump out. He really didn't want to see her and he knew by now she should be on the island. Just as Sasuke was about the round the corner by the Art Room, he felt a hand on his shoulder. He turned quickly, his heart racing.

"Oh it's just you," Sasuke breathed a sigh of relief as he saw the familiar form that was Naruto, "You scared the shit out of me."

"Wow, I didn't know you could be scared." Naruto replied sardonically, a smirk on his face, "What's so scary for Shaun Takahashi, huh?"

Sasuke completely ignored Naruto as he secured the perimeter. He quickly made his way to the 6th form prefab building, before hurrying to the 'red van' to get a drink. It was already lunch and so far he had been safe from Sakura's assaults. He knew she did know where he was, but one could never be too safe.

After school was the same thing. Look around, scurry, look around, flinch. Only after he had reached the Taylor household had Sasuke finally relax.

Maybe she didn't get here yet, Sasuke thought in relief as they pulled up to the house.

Naruto, Sasuke and Marcus got out of Gloria's SUV and headed towards the house. Sasuke was the first one in and he immediately regretted it.

"Kyaa! Sasuke-kun!"

The gleeful screech resounded throughout the house making everyone to look up at the new comer to the household.

"What the fuck is a Sasuke-kun?" Naruto asked loudly as Marcus just stood here looking at a frozen Sasuke.

"Shit!" Sasuke breathed as a blur of pink zoomed right towards him.

Sakura landed atop of Sasuke, knocking the air out of his lungs. She held him in a bone crushing hug.

Kakashi came out of the living room to see where Sakura had ran to, while Gloria rushed into her house to see what the hell was going on.

"Well that takes babe magnet to a new level." Naruto chuckled as he watched the new girl snuggle up with Sasuke.

What did I do to deserve this?, Sasuke screamed in his head as he tried to detach Sakura from his body.

"Let me go Sakura." Sasuke spoke to the girl in Japanese.

"Why? Don't you want a hug from your girlfriend?" Sakura replied in Japanese.

"You're not my girlfriend!" Sasuke growled as he finally got away from the pink haired girl's clutches.
"What are they saying?" Naruto asked a little annoyed that he couldn't understand.

"How I supposed to know?" Marcus replied.

"So who is this?" Naruto asked Gloria, who was taking off her work shoes.

"That would be Sakura," Gloria clarified, "One of Shaun's friends from back home."

"What's with the pink hair?" Naruto asked, turning up his nose in disgust. Girls these days do the strangest things for fashion.

"Maybe you should ask her. I only met her today at the station, I don't know the girl's life story, you know." Gloria was getting inpatient with Naruto's constant questions, "I'll be in the home office working on a case, you coming Keisuke?"

"Yea." Kakashi quickly followed Gloria.

After Kakashi and Gloria left, the teenagers migrated to the living room, where Naruto and Marcus had a battle royale of epic proportions.

"How did your kirby beat my pikachu? You cheated didn't you?" Naruto accused as he lost his second battle against his best friend.

"I doan cheat. You just suck ass at Smash Bros." Marcus replied, a huge grin on his face.

While their bickering went on, Sasuke tried to ignore Sakura's persistent chatter.

"So are you going to introduce me to your friends, Sasuke-kun?" Sakura asked sweetly.

"Why should I?" Sasuke replied simply, "And stop calling me Sasuke..."

"Oh I forgot! Tsunade-sama told me you have a code name, Shaun?" Sakura said a small smile on her face.

"hn."

"And it's your duty to introduce your girlfriend."

"Sakura, you arenotmy girlfriend."

"Yes I am!"

"No you're not!"

Marcus got up from his seat after defeating Naruto another two times. He was tired and the Japanese was killing him.

"I gine and do homework." Marcus said before heading upstairs.

Naruto took this opening to go over and get to know the new girl.

"Can she speak english?" Naruto asked as he walked over and stood by Sasuke.

"What? No." Sasuke looked up from his conversation to answer Naruto, " But if you want to talk to her I could translate."

Maybe then she'll be off my case, Sasuke grumbled in his head. He scooted towards Sakura so Naruto could get a seat.

"Hey there I'm Naruto." The Uzumaki announced, a huge grin on his face.

Sakura just looked at him quizzically, cueing Sasuke to translate. Their little conversation went on for about 20 minutes, before they settled for watching television.

"Why can't you speak Japanese?" Sasuke asked all of a sudden.

"Huh?" Naruto looked over at the raven.

"I mean, your name is Japanese and you look somewhat oriental, so why can't you speak the language." Sasuke reiterated.

"I've never been to Japan, but my father was from Japan and my mother from here. He came here on vacation to visit his sister, my aunt Mai when he met my mother. Well long story short I was born here while my father was away on a business trip. He tried to fly back in time but unfortunately his plane had engine trouble and went down somewhere in the pacific." Naruto clarified for Sasuke, "My mother died in childbirth so my aunt adopted me. Mai lived all her life in America before she moved to Barbados so she didn't know a word of Japanese so even though I have Japanese heritage I didn't have that exposure to the language."

"Oh." Was all Sasuke was able to say.

It was really sad to hear about Naruto's parents but at least he never knew his parents so he didn't have to feel the pain of losing someone. He never had anyone to begin with.

"How about you? Keisuke's your guardian, right? What happened to your parents?"

Naruto inquired.

"Same as yours; Dead." Sasuke replied flatly.

"How'd they die?" Naruto pried.

"They were murdered. But that was 7 years ago... it doesn't hurt anymore." Sasuke said before Naruto could say anything else.

"Sas—I mean Shaun, what are you all talking about?" Sakura asked, tugging on Sasuke's shirt.

Sasuke's eyebrow twitched in annoyance.

"Nothing Sakura." Sasuke replied, not even sparing her a glance as he resumed his television viewing.

"You don't tell me anything," Sakura whined, tugging on the raven's shirt some more, "I'm your girl—"

"You're not my fucking girlfirend! We broke up Sakura, get over it!" Sasuke growled in anger.

Naruto looked at the obviously bickering couple in fascination. He and Klodea never fought. Naruto liked to think their relationship was beyond fights and negative things. However, as perfect as the relationship was, Naruto couldn't help but feel something was missing...

"But why? We were so good together! Why don't you want me?" Sakura asked.

Sasuke didn't know how to reply to that one. He really and truly didn't know what his reason was. All he knew was that he wasn't attracted to Sakura. He had felt something for her back when he was 12 years old, but that was just a crush. That was why he broke up with her two years after when he realised the relationship had no depth. Now he had to give her an answer or she'd never leave him along. Something to make her stop, even if it was a lie.

"I'm gay." Sasuke lied as he looked uninterestedly at Sakura.

"..." Sakura gawked at him for a moment before recovering, "That's a lie! You're not gay!"

"Yes I am." Sasuke smirked as he saw Sakura caving. She would leave him soon enough.

"I don't believe you..." Sakura called his bluff, a smirk of her own forming on her face.

Shit! How do I...oh yes!, Sasuke thought as Sakura looked at him intently.

"Well actually, Naruto here is my boyfriend." Sasuke said as he pointed at the clueless Uzumaki.

"Huh?" Naruto looked around as he heard his name.

"What? But you've only been here for like two weeks!" Sakura asked in disbelief, "You expect me to believe you made a boyfriend already? Ha! Try again."

"Well actually I met him over the net last year and we had so much in common, we fell in love. Now we can be together." Sasuke lied, his smirk never faltering.

"I still don't believe you!" Sakura's smirk twitched as it tried not to show her growing distrust of her own beliefs.

Shit, she's persistent...there's only one sure way to shut her up, Sasuke thought in annoyance, I'm going to be sick...

Sasuke's smirk widened before he twisted his body to a curious on looking Naruto. He grabbed the back of Naruto's neck.

"What the-" Naruto's eyes widened in alarm as Sasuke held his neck tightly.

"You better make this look convincing." Sasuke growled quietly but loud enough for Naruto to hear.

The Uzumaki was confused to what Sasuke meant. It was only when Sasuke roughly pulled his head down and their lips smashed, that it clicked... well sort of. All Naruto could do was comply and kiss the raven back. Said raven had a lot of explaining to do later, but now Naruto had to put his acting skills into action.

Naruto pulled Sasuke into his lap easily as they kissed passionately. His hands on Sasuke's hips, while the raven held onto Naruto's shoulders.

Sasuke couldn't explain why his heart was racing he plunged his tongue into Naruto's mouth. Maybe it was the fact that he was doing something frowned upon or the fact that he was... no it was just the adrenaline rush of doing something wrong. He was most definitely not affected by a kiss.

Naruto moaned at the feeling of Sasuke's tongue moving against his. This took him off guard. Why was he moaning from kissing a guy. This was wrong. Naruto's stomach immediately felt upset. He couldn't be enjoying this. He just couldn't.

On hearing Naruto's moan, Sasuke felt a jolt run through his body. He didn't know what it was but it made him shiver.

Okay this should convince her,Sasuke thought, Now I can stop kissing Naruto.

Sasuke pulled away from Naruto. His breath was a little ragged from lack of oxygen. Naruto was looking at him strange and that made Sasuke look away.

"See, he's my boyfriend." Sasuke turned his head and addressed Sakura, his voice coming out strangely husky.

"So it's true!" Sakura was in tears as she got up and rushed out the room.

Sasuke smirked in victory at hee retreating back. He had been successful in getting away from Sakura. Now to the matter at hand.

Sasuke quickly wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. He was about to move but he realised that Naruto still had his hips captured.

"Um, Naruto you can let go now the show is over." Sasuke said as he pried Naruto's hand off of his narrow hips.

"Sorry..." Naruto apologized, uncharacteristically soft spoken.

Sasuke got back in his original seat and they just sat in awkward silence. Sasuke's could feel the tension in the air. It was uncomfortable. Nearly as uncomfortable as the fact that he hadn't minded kissing Naruto. He pushed those thought to the back off his head. The kiss meant absolutely nothing, because he was not gay and the kiss was just to trick Sakura. He was not gay.

"So, um, what'd we do that for?" Naruto asked, his voice cracking a little.

"To trick Sakura. I wanted her off my case. It was the only way. Sorry to use you." Sasuke replied flatly.

"It's okay... I didn't mind. Well not that I don't mind kissing guys. I mean it was just acting! I'm not gay and um it was just acting, yes..." Naruto started to ramble.

I guess I'm not the only one who's feeling awkward about kissing a guy...Sasuke mused.

"Anyway I should get going." Naruto said as he quickly got up, "See tomorrow."

"Hn." Sasuke gave a little wave and Naruto was on his way.

"Oh Naruto! Yes! Harder!"

"mmm, you like that?"

"Yes! Oh Naruto, right here!"

"Shaun you're so tight!"

"Naruto!"

Naruto's eyes flew open and he sat up in his bed. He's heart was racing as he tried to control his breathing. He's paled and he felt his stomach drop as he recollected the dream he was just having. He shakily lifted his blanket to look down at himself.

"Oh fuck no!" Naruto gasped in horror.

To Be Continued...

A/N: Ok so there u have it *hehehe* a little BL for the peeps! Hope you liked it, I'm not sure if I like it that much so help convince me that it was good with ur reviews ^.^…. Wow! Again, thanx for the reviews everyone. I love to hear from you guys. Anywho If u have any questions just email me at lucky23charms09 at yahoo dot com.

Anyhow plz Review and tell me what u thought and what i can do to improve. Flames are always welcomed :) I'll just use them to burn my stupid Chemistry homework!

Also before I go. All those SasuHina fans out there I have a great sorry you can read! It's full of everything u want in a fanfic *hehe* anyhow it's 'Breaking The Rules' by Charchen. btw Charchen is a joint account of my best friend Chen and me! So the story is by the both of us! So go read it! And don't forget to review it! =]

~Safirecharmz

P.S. Breaking The Rules Chp 12 is up so go read and review plz!

EDIT: I had this finished over 1 hr ago but my was being a bitch but here u have it now, hope u enjoyed