|The AP Chronicals: Story of the Akatsuki's Whore
Author: RedSand PM
Deidara has a lot of boyfriends, but he wants to narrow it down to one. Who will he choose? Itadei, madadei, Hidadei, Sasodei, lemons, yaoi.Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Drama - Deidara - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,137 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12-31-09 - Published: 07-02-09 - id: 5186326
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"Hey Deidara…" Kakuzu called from across the hallway as the blond walked towards the Akatsuki base exit.
"Un? What is it Kakuzu-sama?" He replied, the miser slowly approaching him.
"You know, if you were to charge them I could find you some nice clients, we could become buisiness partners, interested?" The banker asked, earning him a quick punch in the face.
"SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE UN!" The bomber shouted before angrily stomping out while groaning to himself.
Why oh why did he have to be the Akatsuki's whore? I mean, just because he has four boyfriends, Madara, Itachi, Hidan, and Sasori, that isn't too bad right? These thoughts and others plagued him constantly. And it wasn't any secret either. In fact, all of his boyfriends knew about each other, and it didn't seem to bother them. Sometimes though the whore jokes got a little too much, but what's an uber-uke like Dei to do? I mean, each has specific benefits…
Hidan was partnered with Kakuzu and immortal, meaning he could steal the string-nin's money to take him out and get away with it. Plus he was an animal in bed. Nobody fucks with Itachi, and he's so infamous being on his arm meant no one fucked with you either. He gets the least amount of whore insults when with him, not to mention he's a beast in bed. Madara has power, he's the damn Mizukage after all, meaning what you wanted you got. He, too, is a monster in bed. And Sasori…
Well, Sasori needs his own paragraph. He's great, an artist who actually seems to give a shit about him. Not to mention the redhead is the only one to ever give him blowjobs. Plus, with an army of mind controlled subordinates it made for getting targets for his bombs easy, not to mention he rarely had to leave the base very far to get the necessities. And Sasori… he's a god in bed.
So with all four guys, he just couldn't choose. But maybe it was time too…
'That's it Deidara, you need to choose one un!' He thought, suddenly finding himself in the training grounds.
Then a devilish idea that could only be cooked up in a crazy uke's head came to him--
"I'll secretly rate them un!" He mumbled to himself gleefully. It was simple, throughout the next week he'd secretly rate all of his seme's and at the end of the week he'd choose one!
He tossed off his cloak and aimed at the target with his scope, then pulled out some clay and molded it into a kunai shape.
"This'll be easy un! Now what to rate…" He thought before tossing the knife into the human shaped target's chest.