Look! Kylie wrote Fluff! Shock, horror, GASP!

Hello, and welcome to a collaboration by Kylie and Caitlin! This idea came about while having an epic MSN conversation about Caddy Shack City, a miniature golf course here in Christchurch that's a mini city in which each hole is a different section of city. Somehow we came up with the team going golfing, and the results are what we hope to be hilarious ^^

Time Line: Season Six, before all the epic drama and such

Disclaimer: We own nothing you recognise, CSI belongs to CBS, and Caddy Shack City belongs to..... someone that isn't us...

ENJOY

Caddy Shack City

He had a bad feeling about this, even from the get go when Greg suggested that they do this as a team for some "bonding" time, personally, he didn't see what was wrong with just going to the diner for some coffee, but no, apparently mini golfing was the answer - who knew?

"Cheer up Grissom, this is going to be fun!" Catherine beamed at the disgruntled Grissom and added, "I've been mini golfing with Lindsey a few times, its really quite fun." She flipped her hair back, hoping out of the car and joining her supervisor in the car park of the mini golf, Caddy Shack City was the new mini golf course in Vegas, a course to look like an exact miniature of the city, and at Greg's request, the grave yard shift were here to try it out.

"This is going to be epic," Greg commented, walking up to Catherine and Greg with a goofy grin on his face, "I am so going to pawn you all." The youngest CSI rolled his eyes at Nick and Warrick who came over laughed at this comment, "What, I will..."

"Keep telling yourself that Greg," Warrick commented with a sly grin, putting an arm around Greg and ruffling his hair, "I was a legend at this when I was younger..."

"Well you're not young now are you?' Sara smirked, "Now can we go in and get this over and done with?"

"Couldn't have put it better myself."

x-x-x

"I am not having that!"

"Well I'm not having it either - and since I do have seniority over you, I say you should take it!"

"This is not a crime scene Cath, you have no seriourity what so ever - you have it!"

"But its pink!"

"Yes, exactly!"

The others watched on as Catherine and Sara argued about who would use the bright pink golf ball on the mini golf course, "This is rather fascinating..." Warrick commented, watching as the two CSI's argued, "who do you think will win?"

"Catherine"

"Sara"

Greg and Grissom stared at each other, the younger CSI raised an eyebrow at his supervisor, "Really Griss - do you want to put some money on that?"

Grissom rolled his eyes, "I'm not that immature."

"I am!" Nick yelled happily, walking up to Greg and pulling out some money and added, "So, my girl versus yours, bring it!" This comment caused a hushed silence between Warrick and Grissom, as they just stared at Nick, "Oh, right.... you weren't supposed to know that..... you didn't hear anything...." Nick commented waving his hands in circles in front of Warrick and Grissom as Greg just rolled his eyes....

"Hye guys, we've made a decision..." Catherien came up to the group, leaning on Greg's shoulder she commented, "Greg gets the pink ball!"

"B-But... What?" Greg asked in shock, turning round to face her, he pouted as she placed the pink golf ball on his head, "Cath, no...." Greg gave Catherine the ever famous puppy dog eyes, only receiving a small chuckle from the blonde CSI.

"You know, if you pout again Greg, I could balance the golf ball on your lip...." Sara paused as she received strange looks from everyone, "What, I do it with marbles, it passes the time...."

"I refuse to play with a pink, no a bright pink golf ball!" Greg commented, folding his arms across his chest, he was about to say something else when Catherine whispered something in his ear, causing the young CSI to blush, "never mind...."

x-x-x

"Okay, that is totally cheating! You can't do that, you're suppose to go through the little hole in the pyramid, not completely miss it and hit the wall instead!"

Nick had just hit his golf ball so hard, that it had flown into the air, hit one of the walls, bounced off it and landed in the right hole, after landing on the pyramid and rolling down the right side.

"I'm just too cool for the little hole in the pyramid," Nick commented, grinning as he did so, "and your just annoyed because now I'm beating you, I don't see anyone else complaining."

That was, no one else did complain, until Catherine managed to get a hole in one properly, actually making her ball go through the little hole, hitting the obstacle and ricocheting at the right angle, "Okay, I agree with Warrick - Nick's shouldn't count..."

This complaint may have been due to Catherine now being in the lead of course....

x-x-x

"Greg, get off the blue carpet!"

"But, but you told me to stay on the blue carpet!"

"Not the carpet of the course, it was to get you to stay of the course!"

Greg just rolled his eyes, deciding it was easier to respond to Sara's yelling by hitting her lightly on the head with his golf club...

This was not a good idea on the young CSI's part though, as Sara had no qualms about hitting Greg back, and not lightly either...

"Ow, Sara!" Greg whined, rubbing his head and hitting her again.

"You started it!" Sara shrieked at him, hitting him again.

For about five minutes the two CSI's stood in the middle of the golf course and hit each other with their golf clubs before Grissom had had enough and came over and took the clubs off them, hitting them both with his as he did so.

Rolling his eyes at the pouts he received from them Grissom took up the position at the start of the hole and commented, "right, from now on you two only get golf clubs when its your turn." With that being said Grissom went to swing his club, causing Sara and Greg to shriek and get off the course as fast as possible...

x-x-x

"Oh yeah, I pawn you all!" Warrick yelled, pumping his fist in the air and doing a small dance as he did so, he had just gotten a hole in one on the last hole, making him the winner, ahead of Catherine by just one stroke.

"Fine - but I'm stealing your lollipop!" Catherine grinned, running over to the machine that issued lollipops automatically after your finished, "yoink!"

"Grissom!" Warrick whined, turning to his supervisor who was apologising to the manager for the destruction that his team had caused, "Catherine stole my lollipop!"

Grissom chose to ignore this comment, rolling his eyes and shaking his head at his teams immaturity.

Meanwhile, while Warrick sulked about his stolen lollipop, Catherine was busy giving Greg the irresistible cute little kid pout, "Greg, can I have your wowie-pop?"

Greg awwed, blushing and handing over his lollipop, "you are so cute." After saying this however, the young CSI sneaked over to where Nick and Sara were talking and stole Nick's lollipop.

The Texan didn't even notice as he was so focused on the pouting Sara in front of him, "Nicky, I don't like this flavour of lollipop - swapsies?" Sara's utter cuteness made Nick give in and he was about to give in when he realised that his lollipop was gone.

"Hey! Greg stole my lollipop!"

This caused Greg to be chased down by Sara, eventually Sara gave up chasing the younger CSI and threw herself at him, tackling him into one of the miniatures, causing the spire of the Eiffel Tower to snap in half, "Give Nick back his lollipop!" Sara yelled, completely oblivious to the destruction she had caused...

Completely unnoticed by the grave yard shift, a group of families had gathered to watch the chaos that was ensuing, little kids between five and ten years old, watched on with wide eyes, happily sucking their own lollipops as the parents shook their heads in disbelief.

"My children are more mature than that - honestly!"

There were nods of agreement from the rest of the parents, yet they still stayed and watched, it was, after all, quite amusing to see grown adults fight over lollipops.

"Look Mummy, its the same two ladies that were fighting before."

"And those are the two that had that cool fight with clubs on the tenth hole!"

"And that one almost hit you with a golf ball when he hit it too hard, do you remember that Daddy?"

"Yes, yes I do Son, I had to duck remember?"

"It was funny."

Meanwhile, oblivious to the rest of his team, Grissom had some how managed to steal all of the lollipops, and was now quickly consuming them as they accused each other of stealing them. In mere minutes Grissom had finished all six lollipops, giggling slightly as the sugar immediately kicked in.

"Guys, come on!" Grissom called to his team, "No fighting, we're all family remember!" The team stared with worry at Grissom as the supervisor grinned even more goofily than Greg, waved to the staff of the course and skipped out the door, humming as he did so....

"Guys, I think Grissom stole our lollipops..."

"Lets never give him sugar again?'

"Agreed...."

'That was fun though, let do this again sometime."

.....

"NO!"

-END-

Note, a lot of these happenings are from personal experience....

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Kylie and Caitlin xox