Kerina in Punk-land

By. Patrick Klitsch

Characters:

Kerina:Alice

Patrick . K:Prince of hearts

Emily:White bunny

Patrick.H:Tranny Sister

Elizebeth:Mad Hatress

Patrick.C: Beast

Corey: Beauty

Kelli:Princess of Hearts

Mason:Twiddle Dum

Mathew: Tweddle Dee

Laurel:March Bunny

Angie:Door mouse

Luna: Cheshire Dealer

Jamie: Doorknob

Cj: Rose

Ivan:lily

Nick: Pansy

Austin: Dafidill

Ryan:Dandelion

Lord cat: lord cat

Cards:Cards

Magor Card:Magor card

Introduction

This is'nt your average Alice In Wonderland story. If anything it should be Rated DTAC Death To All Chibi. Thanks you to all my freinds I love you all this wouldnt be possible with out your help!

Down The Vegan Hole

Kerina: Oh dear dearest brother what are you reading?

Patrick.H: One its not brother I got a sex change remember! Two its yaoi the only thing that brings enjoyment in my life! SO LEAVE ME BE!!!

Kerina: Whats yaoi?

Patrick.H: *Whispers what yaoi is* you get it now?

Kerina:Oh my brother how could read something like that do you not have pride man! lemme see!

Patrick.H:NO!!!! Your to young and it's MINE!!!!!!!! Ohh do you like the new garter dress i just bought?

Kerina: No not really guys shouldn't where garter dresses.......and mom let you buy that to?

Patrick.H: Yes.....she didnt want me to have fun with any guys anymore *crys* it was my life to!

Kerina: I'm sorry *in head goes YESS GO MOM I CAN SLEEP AT NIGHT WITH NO MORE STANGE NOISES!!!!!* Oh my god brother did u see that?

Patrick.H:No what are you talking about? Listen to my Problems!!!!

Kerina: Its a animal bunny activist with a gaint button

Emily: Ohh no ohh no ohh no im gonna be late she'll surely will kick me out of the vegan club ohh no ohhh no!

Kerina: OHH MY GOD IT TALKS!!!!!! DID HEAR THAT BROTHER IT TALKS!!!!!!!!

Patrick.H: Of course it talks its tape recorder andi m not your brother its SISTER!!!!!!!

Kerina: OH skrew tranny im off to go chase it i'll be back in time for Cookies And Tea

Emily: I'm gonna be late if I'm late I cant save the rare antiuiguine panda and i wanna chain my self to a tree!

Kerina: Ohhh Wait up!!! I wanna come please wait!!!!!

Emily: *jumps down the hole* I have no time im sorry

Kerina:*trips down the hole* AHHHH WAIT HELP PLEASE!!!!!!!!!! *dress acts like a parashute* Ohhh dear me its all green! *sees flyers of Be Green,Save our animals* Ohh but isnt she an animalish thingy

*falls down further and sees recycled furniture* Well if she is'nt green it's more like an obession *falls down further and picks up a bottle of marmalde and tastes it* UCK no sugar!!!! *falls to the bottom*

that was one hell of a ride note to self never do that again!!!

Emily: Theres no time no time no time! I need to be There now *Runs*I have to hurry i need to Save the Tigers!!!

Kerina:Ohh come on! i'm Cuter Way Cuter!!!!!!!!! So wait!!!!!!!!

Emily: *runs up to door and it opens*

Kerina: Wait little bunny I just wanna capture you and turn you into the zoo to make money so wait please!!!!!! *runs into door* ufff POFO!!!!!

Jamie: Well ill be it if it isnt a little girl! I have seen one since well ever.... Did you know The Number "172" can be found on the U.S 5 dollor bill

Kerina: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME AM I ON ESCTACY!!!!!

Jamie: I am jsut a door and you bumped into me

Kerina: Can you let me though i need to catch that bunny

Jamie: Did you know the most common name in the world is Mohammed

Kerina: Ummm no can you let me through tho!

Jamie: Did you know an idiots brain is bigger than yours

Kerina: UCK!!! you musn't be aloud to live PLEASE SHUT UP AND LET ME THOUGH YOU ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jamie: You see i do not have a life so i have no one to tell my infromation to so u must listen Did you Know the King of hearts it the only king with out a mustache!

Kerina: *pulls out a Raming stick* Either you Open up or im gonna ram you

Jamie: Ohh Did you know in the mind of a pervert what you just said could be taken as tho you wanted sex.

Kerina: *bashes door down* DId you know that could kill you

The Dum Twins and Their Tale

Kerina: This place is so dark and scary *runs down the path hearing the muhahahahahaha laugh* Whos there *sees bushes ruffle* ACKKKK *jumps up scared and run down to the path and runs into mason*

ACKKKKKKKKKKKK *falls down* im sorry *mason turns around and kerina screams* AHHHH ITS SO HIDEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mason: Hey watch were you go * looks at her* ohh youve got a beautiful rack i mean face .

Kerina: Why thank you sir your ummm ..... *coughs* Fugly *Mathew jumps out* ACKKKKK ITS EVEN UGLYER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mathew: What is *helps kerina up* ohh u got a pretty butt! I mean eyes !

Kerina: Why thank you I guess? Who are you?

Mason-Mathew: We are the Dum twins!

Kerina: Pleasure to meet you I am sure but i really must be going .

Mason: Oh why is that do you not want to stay are we a burden.

Mathew: We just want to have some fun!

Mason: Please let us tell you a story! *pushes Kerina Down on the Floor* Have you ever herd Beauty and the Beast .

Kerina: Yup we were studying it in English Class last week!

Mathew: Then how does it end!

Kerina: The Beast curse Was lifted when Corey fell in love with him.

Mason: BEEEP!

Mathew: BOOP!

Mason-Mathew: WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kerina: We've read all the version and that the ending i know im right.

Mason: This is Punk-Land Wrong is Right is wrong.

Mathew: Up is down and Down is up.

Mason: Qwen Stefani is Newg Inafets.

Mathew: Paris hilton is poor.

Mathew: Micheal Jaskson Raped old ladies

Mason: To be loved is to be hated.

Kerina: And so to be perfect is to be imperfect!

Mason-Mathew: BEEP BOOP WRONG!!! To be Perfect is to be Perfect!!

Kerina: This place is really strange

Mason: Now let us tell you are story

Mathew: Once upon a time there wasa couple Beauty and the beast!

Mason: They were Madly in Love

Mathew: The Beautys name was Corey

Mason: The Beast was Patrick .C

Mathew: They live in a Huge castle

Mason: They thought they had it all

----Flash Back--------

Corey: Patick.C ,My Beloved beast, What is your problem your not putting me first instead your going off with some hooker freak and breaking all the lamps in the house are you on the eat me dust!

Patrick.C: It was just one night why are you makeing a scene out of it you!

Corey: its becuse i love you so much that i want you to care for me *pulls out chains* YOUR GONNA FEEL MY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Patrick.C: NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE CHAINS IM A GOOD LITTLE CHURCH BOY PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

( rest was to censored for small children to read)

----Flash Back Over------

Mason: In the end she killed him

Mathew: And drank his blood wanna hear another

Kerina: No thanks

Mathew: well there was a girl traped by her dad in a room

Mason: then her new freind came

Kerina: Her period?

Mason-Mathew: NO!! SHUT UP!!! LET US FINISH

Mason: soo

----Flash Back--------

Blind Mag: Luna is that you can we speak

Luna: Maybe depends who is it! if ur the Tax collecter im stanley!

Blind Mag: Danm it's the 12th house to! Luna im your inner sales woman!

Luna: I'M NOT LUNA IM STANELY!!!!! YOU A WITCH!!!!

Blind Mag: With the hope you can sell all that i've havent sold! *comes in with billy mays comeing out of her eys* CHASE THE MONEY

luna: OH MY GOD IVE SEEN YOU BEFORE UR THE SHAME WOW WHITCH!!!!

Blind Mag: Where?

Luna: From my teleiscope i can stalk the world from there! Hoochie,male models,the actors, even you

Blind mag: CHASE THE MONEY!!!! Sell your photos to the creeps its to late for me let your stalking be your dream phote videos even Stalkagraphy Chase the money!!!

Luna: JUST GO

----Flash Back Over------

Mathew: thats not how it went!!!!! It was silent bob not blind mag!

----Flash Back--------

Silent Bob: Luna? Are you there?

Luna: State your business.

Silent Bob: I want finally meet you

Silent Bob: I want finally meet you

Luna: Hmm. I got enough friends. NOW BE OBLITERATED!

Silent Bob: -before Luna presses obliterate button releases Billy Mays-

Billy Mays: CHASE THE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Billy Mays and Silent Bob: CHASE THE MONEY!

Luna: Crap! -Silent Bob and Billy Mays enter house-

Silent Bob: Can I come in?

Luna: You already entered?

Billy Mays: I love cheese

Luna: What?

Billy Mays and Silent Bob:CHASE THE MONEY

Billy Mays: It's your life

Billy Mays: If you get a stain use ooooxxxiiii clean

Silent Bob: Live with intergrity

Billy Mays: AND CHASE THE MONEY

Silent Bob: CHASE THE MONEY!

Luna: This calls for some backup!

Luna: SHAM WOW GUY! I NEED YOU!!!!!!!!! -Sham wow guy appears-

Sham wow guy : Here use this!

Luna: Ah ha! Drink me drug!!

Luna: Sham wow guy! Use slap chop on these poor marketing losers!

Sham wow guy: SLAP CHOP GO! -cuts Billy Mays and Silent Bob-

Luna: Good job -gets guilty look on face-

Sham wow guy: What's wrong

Luna: Come closer

Luna: COME UP AND SMELL MY NEW FARTS!!!!!!!

Sham wow guy: OH GOD! -dies-

----Flash Back Over------

Kerina: My oh my that was explict how do you sleep at night

Mason-Mathew: Just fine and your gonna sleep with us *goes over to touch kerina*

Kerina: *picks somethings of the ground and throws them at them* GET AWAY!!!! *looks at them and relizes it was a butcher knives* Oh some ones gonna have to clean this mess up least im clean im not a citizen here so i can't go to jail maybe i should go back across the border then again i can go to college for free here!

Mason-Mathew: We shall curse you to be small *kerina Shrinks*

The Hookah Freak and The innocent Girl

Kerina: I hate being so small its kinda creepy every thing seem to bitch at you when your this small *sees giant catipillar* Oh my god are you gonna bitch too!

Adam: Nah man just enjoying the fumes

Kerina: What are you?

Adam: Who are you?

Kerina: What are you!

Adam: Who are you!

Kerina: WHAT ARE YOU TO ASK ME WHO I AM!!!!!

Adam: WHO ARE YOU TO ASK ME WHAT I AM!!!!!

Kerina: *cries* im so sorry im Kerina ive seem to lost my way and I cant find the bunny some door keept telling me facts and then 2 ugly twins tried to moleset me and then the gay chorus singing flower things are mean *sobs*

Adam: Take a sniff and all will be ok!

Kerina: What are you High im not takeing a sniff

Adam: Maybe... don't judge me its my life

Kerina: Please tell me what you are

Adam: Im the Hookah Freak *points to crack pipe* this is my hookah my life my love my enjoyment

Kerina: Whats your name

Adam: Adam now take a sniff and all will be well

Kerina: No thanks im not into stuff like that

Adam: Fine suit your self* gets so high he vanishes*

Kerina: where'd you go!!!! Ohhh pofo!!

Adam: *is now a butterfly cuz he got so high* eat the mushroom it'll make u bigger.

Kerina: *looks at mushroom* but it looks like a penis! BIgger how? You perv!!

Adam: Don't Swallow.

Kerina: Sigh fine u perv *eats mushroom* UCK!!! *gets back to normal size* thank you guess *swats butterfly * oppps my bad.

The House and the Party

Kerina: It's The bunny! Wait up Please!!!!! I need to sell you

Emily: I got to get the box! the box the box! i need the box!

Kerina: wait please

Emily: *stops in tracks* MARY ANNE can you go get the box for me its on the top self on the 3rd room on the right

Kerina: As long as you wait ok

Emily: fine but only for a second ohh Dont drop it!

Kerina: Kerina's on the job you little vegan!!!

Emily: *mumbles* JUST GO!!!!!

Kerina: What was that? oh never mind your gonna catch a fine dollor*runs into the house* what room was it again* looks* the 3rd right ohh there it is *grabs it then trips on shoes* NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

*house blows up*

Emily: oh holy crap!!!! i got to go im going to be late!!!!!!

Kerina: Im Sorry sorry sorry sorry!!! wait up!!! *chases after the rabbit then hears very merry happy unhalloween* unhalloween?? *walks into party* omg there cute!!!!!!!!!!!! what are you guys!!!

Laurel: The very cute and cuddly good little church girl march bunny!!!!!!

lizzie: HAHAHAHA!!!! you a good little church girl don't make me fly again im the mad hatress by the way

Kerina: Fly??? what kinda party is this?

Both: a very merry happy unhalloween tail gate party!!!

Kerina: Whats unhalloween??

Lizzie: why celebrate the most awesome of holidays only once a year!!

Laurel: So theres unhalloween the other 364 days it's more fun that way!

Both: TODAY IS UNHALLOWEEN!!!!!!

Kerina: but why is there a a tea party table comeing out of a truck?

Laurel: its a tail gate party DUHHH!!! ever herd we are now mobile!

Lizzie: she drives while i fly.

Kerina: fly????

lizzie: pull my pig tail.

Kerina: *pulls the pig tail and Lizzie begins to fly* omg thats amazing

Lizzie:MUHAHAHHAHA*drops eggs* i will bomb you all!!

Laurel: Hahahaha im omega cool 2 wanna see pull my tail!!

Kerina: *pulls tail and laurel begins fade* where'd she go

Laurel: LIVER REPOSESION!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kerina: EPPPP!!!!

Laurel: *pulls out random Livers* muhahaha *chases kerina around* gimme your liver or you'll go to jail for lamp rape!

Kerina: lamp rape?

Laurel: *points to lamps that have been raped* those are my victims.

Lizzie:LIZZIE COUNTRY!!!!!!

Laurel: have some tea?

Lizzie: I'm getting Hyper you better so you better get this game started!!

Kerina: Game??

Laurel: The game of hide and dont be found!

Lizzie: o o o o o o Its about time for some tea! lets get this place funky!-room become disco!-

Kerina: Funky Wat the Hell!!!

Laurel: I'ts a magical magical time in a place so very High

Lizzie: A palce so high so very vey high in the Drink me section!

Laurel: You better get this place soooo very highhhhh!!!!!

Kerina: are you guys ok!

Laurel: Around this time day time of night we ....

Lizzie: Like to!!

Laurel: Love to !!!

Kerina: to what???

Laurel-Lizzie: JUST DANCE EVERYTHING WILL GROW IN FEAR!!!!

Kerina: are you serously ok did you have to much tea! or was it the tail gate party

Laurel-Lizzie: LETS SPOOK THE KIDS!!!!!

Laurel: get the Livers o! try a new face! Get the scalpel ready becuse its

Lizzie: UNHALLOWEEN!!

Lizzie: Time of the lolitas to the goths to the sweets blame not there cheeks tho punk they are cuz they are in!

Laurel: UNHALLOWEEN!!!!!!

Laurel: From the Scalpel Sluts to the lolitas

Lizzie: its that time of year ever 364!

Lizzie-Laurel: ITS UNHALLOWEEN UNHALLOWEEN!! TO FRIGHT 364 DAYS A YEAR!!!!

Lizzie: Lets us Pray for the Creeps and the stalkers to come out of night!

Laurel: And to scare to little kids! FOR ITS UNHALLOWEEN!!!!!!

Kerina: UNHALLOWEEN THE TIME OF YEAR!!!!!

Laurel-Lizzie: LET THEM EAT CANDY!!!!!!! -they dig in to a bag of candy!-

Lizzie: Im a lolita a punk!!!!

Laurel-Lizzie: Get your groove on we will party till its over all 364 days!

Lizzie: Let this world flow to the twilight zone to be in a fear!

Laurel: Lets us all try on a new face a new look a new suregeon!

Kerina: I'm more of ahh uhh X-mas person!!!

Laurel-lizzie: Its almost unx-mas to!

Lizzie: MERRY UNXMAS!!! THAT TIME OF YEAR WHERE WE ARE GIFTED WITH HIS GRACE!!!!!!!

Laurel: The wonder of his birth that makes us couruis to be more and more more!!!

Lizzie: We need to be devoted!

Laurel: Yes to Santa

Lizzie: NO jesus!!

Laurel-Lizzie: Let us live in christian peace god bless us all to be a happy slumber to night!!!

Kerina: umm uhh im a ..... yea a .......

Kerina: Whats that noise! -runs to front of truck!- Oh my goodness thats some damage Not even a Body builder could do that!!!

Angie: BODY BUILDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! -Beats up the engine- I AM THE STRONGEST OF THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FEAR ME MEN FEAR ME FOR I AM YOUR MASTER!!!!!!!!!

Kerina: OMG Is that mosue on something

Laurel: No not really just angel food cake?

Kerina: Mhm angel food cake the best!

Lizzie: You want some homeade!

Kerina: No thank you i really must be going i got to find that bunny

Lizzie-Laurel- Hitch a ride with us the Cheshire dealer has Loads of bunnies

Kerina: Really i might find a way home right!

Lizzie-Laurel: Most indefeintally!!! as long as u stay away from our tea

Laurel: OUR DAMN TEA!!!!!!!!!!

Lizzie: and that vending machine its possesd all drink come out warm!!!! OOOOOO SPOOOKYYYY!!!!

Kerina: Is just a vending machine*goes to vending machine and puts money in* you guys want anything

lizzie-laurel: NO IT ALL WARM!!!!!

Kerina: Suit your self *orders drink and vedning machine opens* ITS A CAT

LordCat: I am lord cat!!! I made the drinks warm with my body heat they are held close to my heart

Emily: ITS A WITCH!!!!!!!

Kerina: OMG ITS THE VEGAN FALLOWWW ITTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Laurel-Lizzie: Were heading that way the dealers over there hitcha ride with us *kerina hitches ride*

Cheshire Dealer and The prince of hearts To the court!

Luna: all come to see my wares! The Cheshire Dealer is in Town 50% off all mecherindise today only!!!

Lizzie: gimme a set of Pig tails *get pig tails nd pays 5$* thanks luna you saved me from buying them from the queen shes a real pain!

Luna: all are welcome to my store,to my wares to my flying french toast shhhh im a ninja sales woman.

Kerina: do you have a way for me to get back home.

Luna: wanna ride my toaster?

Kerina: no i wanna go home.

Luna: wanna beat the sandwhich?

Kerina: no im good i want to get home!!

Luna: its never your way its always their way!!! *Prince of hearts walk in with 2 card body gaurds*

Patrick.K: D me cheshire dealer !!

Luna: a hit of the Drink me drug !! in a gun it goes and up againt ur chest it spark and ur ready for surgery!!

Patrick. K: Cheshire sometimes i wonder why i need you! Daddys got a ware house full!

Luna: But princey its cinnamon flavor!

Patrick.K: the D comes in a little glass bottle!

Luna: when the gun goes off ur ready for the surgery and Patick . k is addicted to the knife when the gun goes off mr. hearts is ready for surgery

Laurel-Lizzie: It takes you there!!!

Kerina: takes you where?

Luna: DONT FUCKING INTERUPT THE SONG IVE GOT NO LINES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Patrick.K:i cant feel anything at all!!!

Random furries: its pure its rare its there

Kerina: Rare? pure? there?

Patrick.K : You feel all alive!!!! *passes out on the card fanning himself* you cant feel anything at! you cant feel anything at! you cant feel anything at!!!!!! you feel all alive!!!!!! *queens cards enter and take every one captive*

Magor card: We found Patrick Kelli!! *kelli the princess of hearts enters*

Kelli: take them captive well trail them later *notices kerina* ohh my its a human how rare!

Kerina: yes madam.

Kelli:please dont be so formal! were freinds right!

Patrick.K: OFF WITH THERE HEADS THEY MADE ME FEEL NOTHING!!!!!

Kelli: but brother theres a human!

Patrick.K: ohh do u sing girl?

Kerina: yes mister.

Patrick.K: bow when people are talking to you! chin up!

Kerina: *bows with chin up*

Patrick.K: lets sing *stage poofs up from the ground* i'll go first .

Patrick.k : Blame not my cakes tho Explosive the may be hahahahahahahaha have you seen a cake blow up a house

hahahahaha hahahahahaha have you tasted the Lighter fluid of marlbro no worries there's always a first

Luna: *pops out of no where* POPTARTS!!!

Patrick.K:you there girl off with your head

Kelli: can we at least trail her

Patrick.K: fine sigh *goes to the court* have we any evidence that she did not interupt my singing *coughs* any witness's *Laurel enters*

Laurel: We have these Livers

Patrick.K: that only proves she is even more at fault shes a murder any more witness's *lizzie enters*

Kelli: off with her pigtails!!!! they bug me!!! *lizzie is taken out of court*

Patrick.K: anyone else want to help this girl!*room is silent* No none no people want to help her OFF WITH HER HEAD!!! *kerina is taken to the to blade*

Kerina: NOOOO!!! Please im begging you please!!!

Patrick.K: no such luck!*Kerina is aobut to be beheaded but wakes up*

Kerina: WHERE AM I MY HEAD ITS STILL HERE THANK GOD!!!!

Patrick.H: what are you talking about!

Kerina: there was this prince and a drugs and cat and flowers....

Patrick.H: phh shut up it's time for tea!!

Kerina: *throws knife at head* my bad!! hehehe not!

Emily: *enjoying tea in the background while Kerinas house is on fire* it's just payback!

The End!!!!