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Yep, I'm gonna try this out and have fun with it. I don't own the characters except my OC's!
Me: Hello everybody! Yes, here is another dreadful Sonic Truth or Dare/Q&A show! I’m your host, Te-Te! And now, meet my co-hosts. First, my OC, who I’ve used in a couple of my fanfics, Kia the Echidna!
Kia: (Suddenly appears) Why am I here?
Me: Next, my evil twin sister, Raven!
Raven: (Walks out of a dark corner)
Kia: You have a twin?
Raven: That’s EVIL twin to you, b*tch!
Me: Yeah…We just met just yesterday, don’t ask, don’t tell. Now let’s get down with the rules. Rule #1: Do not send in questions, truths, or dares that has anything to do with racism, religion or anything else that could offend anyone. Let’s keep this show an ‘everybody’ show. And rule #2: Let’s keep this show rated T, alright? Try not to get detailed. I think I’ve made my point. Now let’s get started.
Kia: But this room is not prepared for any catastrophe.
Me: Oh, yeah? Well, look outside my window.
Kia: (Looks out the window and sees the fangirls and the fanboys separated by a large fence) Why is there a fence?
Me: Sometimes they can’t agree with each other. Anyway, how are we going to do any dares that have anything to do with sex? Everyone uses a closet, so I don’t want to copy off of everyone else.
Raven: Here! We’ll use this trapdoor! (Lifts up a piece of the floor by a string)
Me: Hey, no one else has used that! Yay! But how are we going to revive the victims?
Raven: Behold. (Pulls out the Star Rod)
Me: But that’s a Super Smash Bros. item!
Kia: Boy, Nintendo’s gonna kill us now.
Me: Well, let me have that thing, since I’m the host.
Raven: Dammit. (Gives me the Star Rod) Anymore concerns? I just wanna get started.
Me: Ok! Let’s summon the contestants!
(And by a magically fairy, Sonic and the others appeared in the show.)
Tails: Hey, where are we now?
Shadow: Take a guess.
Sonic: OH MY GOD, IT WON’T F**KING END! WHY WON’T YOU KIDS JUST LEAVES US ALONE!?!?!?!?!
Me: Well…its fun to watch you guys suffer.
Rouge: Good grief, how many more of these are there going to be?
Raven: I say a million times twelve.
Kia: You could’ve just said 12 million.
Raven: Silence! (Points at her meanly)
Amy: Why does she yell so loud?
Me: That’s my evil twin, Raven. And that echidna’s Kia and I’m the host, Te-Te.
Tails: What kind of name is Te-Te?
Me: It’s my nickname, you prick! (Gives him the death glare)
Kia: Shouldn't you make him and a few others older?
Me: Ok! Magical Star Rod, make Tails, Amy, Charmy, and Cream into teenagers!
(Poof! It happened!)
Amy: Oh, c’mon, I’m still flat chested.
Raven: Well, maybe if you didn't starve yourself, you would’ve had some milk in your boobs, you skinny b*tch!
Knuckles: Milk. Heh-heh, moo.
Raven: Don’t rip off MasakoX!
Cream: Who?
Me: Go watch Naruto Abridged by MasakoX and Vegeta3986 and you’ll see. Anyway, let’s start the show! I have two truths. One for Sonic. Tell the truth, are you still dating Sally?
Sonic: Who?
Raven: The b*tch with the red hair!
Sonic: Hey, Sally’s my b*tch, not yours! I mean-wait, crap!
Me: I’ll take that as a yes!
Amy: I’m gonna find her and kill her! (Surrounded by flames)
Charmy: Jealousy. (Sings to himself)
Espio: Please don’t do that again.
Me: And I need the truth, Vector. If you married Vanilla, would like to bare a child, even though it would look terribly ugly.
Vector: Hey! It’s gonna be a beautiful baby!
Espio: Oh sure. And then he’s gonna deny it and then he’ll be on the Maury show.
Me and Raven: I love that show! And Jerry Springer!
Kia: Ok, my turn. One truth and I need it from Amy. Why do you honestly keep chasing Sonic?
Amy: Because he’s the only one for me! I can’t lose him!
Raven: Oh, for f**king sakes! You got Shadow, Knuckles, Silver, Espio, Vector, Tails and maybe others, but you don’t want to give them a f**king chance because you’re f**king stupid!
Me: Forgive her, she strongly hates Amy.
Kia: And I dare Cream and Cosmo to have a cat fight over Tails, because I said so.
Cosmo: But I dislike violence.
Cream: Me too.
Raven: Hey, Cream. Cosmo said that you’re mom looks like a hooker.
Cream: You b*tch! (Gets into a fight with Cosmo)
Vector: Yeah, take her shirt off!
Espio: Vector that’s…uncalled for.
{One dumb cat fight later…}
Cream and Cosmo: (Dead)
Tails: I feel important!
Me: Revive! (Waves the star rod and brings the girls back to life)
Raven: My turn now! I want a truth from Rouge. Do you like dressing up as a slut, or you can’t afford any new outfits?
Rouge: You’re just jealous.
Raven: Why would I be jealous of a slut!?
Me: Um, I don’t think we’ll get the truth. Carry on.
Raven: Fine, I’ll deal with you later, slut. I got a question for Knuckles. How the f**k do you guard the Master Emerald year after year!?
Sonic: That’s what I wanna know.
Me: Yes. Sometimes I worry about you, Knuckles. Out in the rain, in the snow, in the sun, no food or shelter. (Starts having sorrow tears as the sad violin plays)
Knuckles: Hey, I take shelter when I need to. Plus, I go to forests to get some food to last for the day.
Raven: And that’s why there are dead animals in the park.
Knuckles: What? No! That’s not true!
Raven: And a dare. Shadow, go down this trapdoor or else I’ll throw acid at ya!
Shadow: Dammit. (Gives in and goes down the trapdoor) Whoa it has a light bulb down here. Why does this place look like a sex chamber?
Raven: That’s my cue! (Jumps down in the trapdoor, slams it shut and tortures Shadow)
Shadow: OH MY GOD, WHY MEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!
Kia: Oh, my.
Me: Yeah. Well, that’s all we can come up with. Send in those reviews for any truths, dares, or random questions. See ya later folks!
Shadow: SOMEBODY PLEASE JUST KILL THIS GIRL!!!! (Screams from the trapdoor)
Raven: Shut up, you’re my b*tch now!
Yeah, I felt like joining in. I was so inspired by everyone who has their own truth or dare fic, so I wanted to make my own, yay! Heck, its still summer time, so I might as well keep myself from being bored. Yeah, Kia’s my OC, so no stealing! And I don’t actually have a twin sister, so Raven’s made up as well. Now that I’ve cleared things up, send in those reviews! See ya!