DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto, Tobi, or any of the characters used. Keep out of reach of small children.

A/N: Sorry if I portreyed Tobi dumber than he actually is. Any other OOCness is unintentional.

Tobi held in his hands a new camera.

"Yay! Now I can take pictures!" He ran out of his room and decided to see what the blonde was up to.

"Deidara-senpai, Tobi's a good boy!"

"Tobi, get that camera out of my face, un."

"But, I'm a photographer." Deidara started approaching Tobi, as he slipped his hand into his cloak.

"Tobi, get that camera out of my face and get out of my room, now, un!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! I don't want to get blown up!" He yelled as he ran out of Deidara's room. He decided to visit Itachi next.

"Hi, Itachi-senpai!" he said, bursting through the door and snapping a picture. Itachi was sitting at his desk and Kisame was standing behind him, braiding his hair.

"Give me that camera, Tobi!!" Itachi yelled, jumping at Tobi.

"Noooo! Mine!" He ran into his room shutting the door.

"Maybe, Hidan-senpai will be in a better mood than Itachi-senpai and Deidara-senpai." Tobi trotted downstairs and found Hidan bickering with Kakazu.

"Smile!" Tobi said, flashing the camera.

"Why did you take a fucking picture of me?"

"I'm a photographer!"

"Why would anyone one want to be a fucking photographer. I mean, all they fucking do is take fucking pictures of fucking stuff. It's a bunch of fucking bullshit if you ask me."

"Ah! My poor ears!" He ran back upstairs before his virgin ears could be harmed anymore. He went to Konan's room, still determind to become a photographer.

"Say cheese, Konan-senpai!" He flashed the camera. Konan stared at him, wrapped only in a towel, vein throbbing. She began to strangle the masked missing-nin.

"DON'T YOU KNOW TO KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING A WOMAN'S ROOM!?!"

"I... didn't... mean to..." he said in between gasps. Konan threw him out of her room and he crashed into the wall.

"Oww. I hope Zetsu-senpai will be nicer to me than Konan-senpai." Tobi found Zetsu outside, watering the plants.

"I'm a photographer, Zetsu-senpai!" Zetsu looked up.

"That's nice Tobi."

"Leave us alone."

"You should be nicer. He just wants to take a couple pictures."

"Do you really think I care?"

Tobi quietly escaped and left Zetsu to argue with himself.

"The only person left is Leader-sama." Tobi said as he skipped down the hallway. He came to Pein's door and knocked on it.

"What is it now, Tobi?" Tobi opened the door and came in.

"Can I take pictures of you?"

"No."

"But-"

"No."

"I just want t-"

"No."

Tobi left Pein's room and went back to his own. He frowned and set his camera on his desk then smiled beneath his mask.

"I want to be a chef!"

A/N: Got the idea from a story on quizilla about Tobi being a newsreaporter, so it might be similar and I am sorry for that. Anyway, thanks for reading!