|Can't Get None
Author: JakeisNessiesBitch PM
love-birds Renesmee and Jacob are trying to take their relationship to the next level... but will they ever succeed? LEMONS rated M for language and sexual situationsRated: Fiction M - English - Humor/Romance - Renesmee C./Nessie & Jacob - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,657 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12-29-09 - Published: 07-07-09 - id: 5198928
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Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, Stephenie Meyer does and for that, I am forever grateful.
A/N: This is just a short little chapter to keep you guys entertained. ENJOY!
I stood here in the locker room after Jacob's football game in this overly tight and very skimpy cheerleading outfit for one reason and one reason only, I was going to seduce him. I was tired of prancing around like walking on nails. Every freaking time we are about to do the dirty deed, we are interrupted.
Not this time.
I flipped my hair back and forth when I heard the opening of the locker room door. I ducked behind a row of lockers as I heard Jacob's footsteps get closer and closer.
"Hey there, stud." I said in a low, provocative voice.
"Renesmee?" He sounded shocked but I knew he would be even more shocked once he saw me.
"Who else?" I used that same seductive tone, walking slowly behind the lockers. I imagined Jacob and I, on top of one another, pulsing, loving, moaning, and I let out a low whimper.
"Where are you?" He asked, I could hear his footsteps trying to walk around the lockers and find me. I pranced behind the opposite row of lockers and tripped on the bench. I hit my shin really, really hard and I whimpered.
"Got to find me first, lover." I grunted as I gripped onto my shin and limped towards the showers.
"Lover?" Jacob sounded intrigued and at that, I had to smile. I tiptoed in the opposite direction once I had spotted the back of him. He was getting closer and closer… I thought Jacob would be angry with me once I had confessed I'd lied to him. I told him I couldn't go to his game because I was "busy." Now I was here in the locker rooms with him and he wasn't even scolding me for lying.
This might turn out better than I thought.
"Do you know what I'm going to do with you if you catch me?" I said teasingly, egging him on.
"I can sure guess…" He mumbled. It echoed off the lockers and sounded louder than it should have.
"I'm going to be your little cheerleader," I started, "Cheering you on. You can do whatever you want to me." I said suggestively. I heard Jacob gulp loudly but it only fueled me more.
"Oh really?" He added, walking around. I saw his feet and I knew this would be over soon and I would have what I wanted.
"Really," I tousled my hair with my fingers and slipped out from where the showers were, walking out towards another row of lockers.
"Well, when I get a hold of you, I'm going straight for a touch down." He said smugly, obviously playing along. I smiled to myself, biting my lip before spotting Jacob's head and letting my leg point out of the row of lockers in front of him.
"There you are." He said victoriously. I kept my face hidden but put on a bit of, what you could say was, a peep show. I lifted my skirt so he could see all the way up my leg and I heard him groan.
"Just get out here already." He ordered. I frowned at his intentions to ruin my little show but I stood up and popped out from behind the locker.
"Make sweet love to me- EMBRY?" I cried as I popped out form behind the lockers.
"Yeah, who else did you think it was?" He held his arms out and shrugged.
"I thought you were, and then, but you. Wait a second…" I ran my hand though my hair, looking down at the floor.
"You thought I was J-" But Jacob slammed the door open, drenching himself in water from his canister.
"Embry? Renesmee? What the hell?" He took in my outfit, my tousled sex hair, Embry's position, arms wide open. Little did he know that was Embry's way of backing up from me.
"Jacob wait-" I held out my hand and he cocked his head to the side.
"What the hell is going on in here. Can someone please explain to me why my girlfriend is in here with my best friend and they both look awfully guilty." Jacob crossed his arms and I sighed.
This was going to take a while to explain.
A/N: HA! L-O-L! Doesn't that just suck big monkey ba- let me stop myself.