|A Lesson in Charades
Author: JasperSAYSrelax128 PM
Don’t Forget SEQUEL. Bella is finally marrying Edward, until she is kidnapped before she makes it to the Altar by 4 vampires that take an interest in her. When Alice can’t SEE them, how will they save Bella in time before she is betrothed to another? AVRated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,307 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 01-26-11 - Published: 07-13-09 - id: 5216225
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Disclaimer: (sorry no time to write something funny) I don't own Twilight! I only own Mitchell, Shane, and Bonnie.
A Lesson in Charades
Sequel to Don't Forget. Bella is finally marrying Edward….until she is kidnapped before she makes it to the Alter, by 4 malicious vampires, led by a sick minded, power hungry vampire who not only is attracted to Bella, but needs her power to lead a war, not only against humans, but also the Volturi. When Alice can't SEE them, how will they save Bella in time before she is forcefully betrothed to another and involved in a deadly plot? ALL VAMPIRE.
Chapter 1: Here Comes Bella!
"Hair spray?!" Alice demanded, sticking out her hand.
"Hair spray." Rosalie said, putting it in her hand.
They smiled in satisfactory as they stepped back to examine their work. "Rose, I think she is giving you a run for your money."
"For once, Alice, I have to agree." Rosalie said, and mine and Alice's eyes practically popped out their sockets and our mouths hit the floor as we stared at her.
"What? You look HOT!" she said, and we burst into giggles. Alice spun my chair around so I was facing the mirror, and I gasped. My hair was piled on the top of my head in millions of curls, and a comb was stuck in it, looking like a tiara. My make-up was light, accenting my chocolate brown eyes. As I stared at myself in the mirror, my nerves started to take over, and I started hyperventilating....even though I didn't need the air.
In less than an hour I was to become Mrs. Edward Cullen.
"Bella, calm down. Do I need to bring Jasper back up here?" Alice said, raising her eyebrows. I shook my head, not trusting my voice. Bonnie walked in the room, and squealed as she saw me. She gave me a lose hug, being sure not to mess with the flowing white dress.
The dress I was wearing was simpler, yet gorgeous. Thankfully, Alice spared me from the ruffles. The dress tightened around my waist, and flowed out over the lifter.(A/N: idk what that thing is called that makes the dress poof out at the bottom.) There were two almost-off-the-shoulder triangle sleeves of lace. An a-ray of sparkles accented the dress from the top and down the side. I had a huge Diamond necklace on—which I complained greatly about—and a diamond bracelet along with the shining diamond ring that was Edward's mother's. (A/N: complete outfit on profile)
"Bella, it's time." Esme said as she walked into the large bathroom. I took in a shaky deep breath as we descended the staircase and walked towards the backdoors of the house.
The wedding was being held outside, behind the Cullen mansion. No humans were present, only our vampire friends. I stood on the other side of the huge glass doors, and Rosalie was seated at the piano—which was moved outside. Mitchell walked up to me, slightly smiling. Edward and him were still on negative terms, and even though he wanted to seem mad about this, I could tell that he was happy for me, he was just doing a crappy job of trying to hide it. I almost laughed out loud at the memory of when Edward proposed to me....
Edward and I were lying on the couch in the living room. We were talking about when we first met, and what our thoughts and feelings were. Everyone was off doing something or other in the house, when suddenly Edward sat up and got a serious look on his face. It was a huge change from when we were just joking about Mike Newton.
"Bella, you are the love of my existence, and I cannot imagine a single day without you." I noticed that everyone in the house had stopped what they were doing, and went completely silent. Not a sound was heard through the house except for Edward and I. "When you were gone, I couldn't handle the pain. I am so sorry for what I did to you, but I want to not only make it up to you, but do something I should have done a long time ago…." He said, his golden eyes smoldering mine, and curiosity burned through my veins. He reached into his pocket, and my breathing hitched in my throat as he produced a small, velvet box.
"Isabella Marie Swan, will you marry me?"
I think I died….and possibly gone to heaven. There was a loud crashing noise, and the whole house shook. Dust and plaster flew everywhere as Mitchell's car ran a hole through the side of the house. "WHAT!?!" Mitchell yelled in shock. He got out of the car and was in front of me in a second. "YOU CAN'T MARRY HIM!" he yelled. I rolled my eyes.
"Says who? You're not my father!" I said in a calm voice.
"Oh yes I am!" he said, and then realized what he said, "I mean, I don't care. You're not marrying him." Once again I rolled my eyes.
"Yes I am."
"No you're not."
"Yes I am."
"No you're not."
"Yes." He said. Haha, sucker. I turned to Edward.
"I would love to." I said, grinning as I wrapped my arms around his neck, and he picked me up and kissed me. The entire house broke out into cheers, except for Esme who was ranting furiously about her house.
Mitchell looped his arm around mine, since he was walking me down the aisle.
"How are you feeling, Bella?" he asked, eyeing my reaction, sensing my nerves. He was the one person, besides Edward, that knew me best. I took in a deep breath to steady my nerves and show him without actually using my voice. He chuckled. Music started playing, and Bonnie skipped down the aisle, throwing flowers from a large basket. Soon after, Alice, as my Maid of Honor, followed, skipping gracefully down the aisle.
The music changed, and Wagner's March started to play. I gripped Mitchell's arm tighter as he led me out of the doors of the house and down the aisle. I briefly caught sight of all of our guests; I saw Tanya, Carmen, Irina, Kate, Garrett, and Eleazar from Denali; Zafrina, Kachiri, and Senna from the Amazon coven; Benjamin, Amun, and Kebi from the Egyptian coven; and Maggie, Siobhan, and Liam from the Irish coven, as well with my own family.
My eyes led up the aisle, and locked on Edward's. As soon as I saw him, all of my nerves washed away and were replaced with anticipation. He held so much pride, happiness, and I can even spot a little bit of smugness. This beautiful man was mine. He loved me, and I couldn't help but grin like an idiot as I walked down the long aisle, walking to my love. Jasper stood next to him, being his best man. I mentally rolled my eyes at the flashback of the day he was choosing....
Edward and I were casually lying on the couch in our room, just enjoying each other's presence, when Emmett burst into the room. "Hey, Eddie-boy!" he said, grinning like an idiot. Edward was sitting on the couch, while I laid across it with my head in his lap, and my eyes closed. I snickered as Edward growled as his nickname Emmett gave him.
"Do. Not. Call. Me. Eddie!"
"Yea fine whatever....so, who's going to be your best man, my brother?" Emmett said, wagging his eyebrows.
"Carlisle." Edward said, and Jasper appeared at the door next to Emmett.
"WHAT!?!" they both yelled at the same time. "What the hell, man!?" Jasper said.
"Got a problem with that, take it up with Carlisle." Edward said, stroking my hair. Jasper and Emmett exchanged a look, before they dashed out the door. Jasper pushed Emmett into the banister on his way to get ahead of him, but Emmett quickly composed himself and pushed Jasper over the side of the stairs, and he flipped over the railing and landed on the ground on his back, making a huge hole in the floor.
"BOYS!!!" Esme screamed, furious. I laughed as I followed them downstairs to see what was going to happen. They ran up to Carlisle, and both started talking at once.
"WHY DO YOU GET TO BE THE BEST MAN!?!"
"LET ME BE IT!"
"EDWARD LIKES ME BETTER!"
"YEA RIGHT! YOU'RE AN IDIOT!"
"I'VE KNOWN HIM LONGER!"
"I DON'T DESTROY ANY OF HIS THINGS!"
"I DON'T PLAY WITH HIS EMOTIONS!"
"I DON'T HAVE SEX IN HIS VOLVO!!" Jasper yelled, and then everything went quiet.
"Shit...." Emmett mumbled.
"WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!" Edward screamed from upstairs. He was downstairs and in Emmett's face in less than a second, and all hell broke loose. Emmett, Edward, and Jasper were all screaming at each other, and Carlisle was standing there with an exasperated expression on his face. Shane walked in, stood next to me for a moment, and then quickly left.
"You know what? That's okay. I quite." Carlisle said, walking out of the room. Everyone was silent, until Jasper and Emmett started shouting at each other again. I sighed.
"You know what Emmett, that's okay. Because we had sex on the hood of your Jeep." I said, Emmett's jaw dropped, and everything went quiet, until Jasper and Edward roared with laughter.
"THAT'S where that huge dent came from! I THOUGHT SOMEONE DROPPED A BOULDER ON IT!!" he yelled. It was true, there was a humungous dent in the hood of his Jeep now, near 3 feet wide.
"Jasper, you're the best man." I said. Jasper cheered, and Emmett opened his mouth, about to object, when I sent him a glare saying 'object-and-I-kill-you', and he shut his mouth.
"I wanna marry you guys, then!" Emmett said, and I was about to say "HELL NO!" when Edward beat me to it.
"Fine." He said, and now it was my turn for my jaw to hit the floor. Emmett....marrying us? No good can come of this.
So that was the reason Emmett was standing at the Altar, grinning like a maniac, no doubt preparing to embarrass us. I was nearing the Altar, when Alice let out a gasp. The music stopped, and I came to an abrupt halt as everyone stared at Alice. Her eyes were glazed over, and she was shaking, with Jasper worriedly at her side. I glanced over at Edward, and he was staring off into the distance with wide eyes. Alice came out of the vision with a look of horror.
"Alice?" I asked, and she glanced at me. "I-I saw....I don't know....how I could have missed this!" she said.
"4 vampires are closing in." Edward said, walking down the aisle and taking me by the waist. "Then our future disappeared."
A/N: yea, so I got the BEST idea for this story…and I couldn't wait. You know me! You'll learn later about the name of the story.
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