Duo: Hey! I know! I'll use my hair for a bungee cord!
Relena: I'll never let go, Heero.I'll never let go!!
Treize: I see dead people.WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M DEAD!?
Quatre: Hey, why did the chicken cross the road?
Heero: To get away from Relena!
Duo: Because it could!
Wufei: For no reason in particular.
Zechs: To destroy Earth!
Noin: To prevent a war!
Treize: (no comment, as he's dead)
Relena: To find her true love!
Une: To IKILL/I that annoying brat Relena!
Dorothy: To start a war.
Hilde: Um, I dunno?
Relena *singing opera loud and off key*
Heero: Is there no release from my torment? Wait, I see an option. *Jumps
through open window*
Relena: HEEEEEEEEEERO! NOOOOOOOOO!
Okay, I think I better stay away from the hot cocoa with marshmallows.