Senseless Rambling

Duo: Hey! I know! I'll use my hair for a bungee cord!

Relena: I'll never let go, Heero.I'll never let go!!

Treize: I see dead people.WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M DEAD!?

Quatre: Hey, why did the chicken cross the road?

Heero: To get away from Relena!

Duo: Because it could!

Trowa: ..

Wufei: For no reason in particular.

Zechs: To destroy Earth!

Noin: To prevent a war!

Treize: (no comment, as he's dead)

Relena: To find her true love!

Une: To IKILL/I that annoying brat Relena!

Dorothy: To start a war.

Hilde: Um, I dunno?

Relena *singing opera loud and off key*

Heero: Is there no release from my torment? Wait, I see an option. *Jumps through open window*

Relena: HEEEEEEEEEERO! NOOOOOOOOO!

Okay, I think I better stay away from the hot cocoa with marshmallows.