Me- Ok this story is based on a true story about what happened to myself and Jeh-kun.

Jeh-kun- Oh no! I thought you said that we would never talk about that Epic Adventure turned Fail!

Me- Well it was just so epic that I had to write it. Anyway for the informational technical people in the house I know that roads and everything and towns will not be right for the area in which the Sailor Scouts live…so yeah; just have fun and read please.

Jeh-kun- Ok well since Lea-chan owns nothing I would like to point out that this is one crazy adventure that I still don’t know how we ended up 20 miles south of where we where suppose to be.

Me- I guess we will never know.

The Epic Adventure Excursion FAIL!

It was a hot and sunny day that most people would be outside and enjoying the weather whether it be swimming, playing in the park, or simply enjoying a walk in the park. But not in the eyes of a teen who was sitting in the Arcade with her friends and boyfriend.

“God damnit! I’m so sick of this place!” Serena cried slamming her milkshake cup on the table, “We do the same thing day in and day out! I need a change of scenery people! Is that too much to ask?!”

“But Serena what else can we do?” Raye asked feeling sorry for the frustrated princess/soon to be queen.

“We could-” Amy was going to suggest what she found on her computer that she drags everywhere when she was interrupted.

“Anything but Tokyo Tower, movies, laser tag, Michelle’s Concert, Amara’s Race, swimming, and roller skating in Tokyo.” Serena said with her head down. Amy looked sad and felt for the first time that the technology had let her down.

“Serena we haven’t been to Tokyo Tower in a while why can’t we go there?” Darien asked while giving the stressed teen a shoulder massage.

Serena looked up at him and gave him a glare that he pulled back from her, “You’re joking right? Awhile? Darien we went there last week to celebrate our anniversary!”

“Ok then why not laser tag?” Lita asked also receiving a glare from her majesty.

“That is not even fun! Where is the adventure in shooting fake, monsters with a fake gun? Jeeze we deal with real ones on a daily bases plus we have real weapons to boot!” Serena replied exasperated.

“Shopping?” Mina asked timidly.

“Please! Can we be anymore lame! We’ve been to every blessed store in the fucking neighborhood!” Serena then added in a threatening tone when Amy was about to speak, “No library or school related areas!” Amy looked down in a disappointed shame fashion.

“Well if you can’t think of anything then I have to get going.” Darien said standing up.

“Huh? Where are you going?” Serena asked standing up with him.

“Well since it’s a Saturday night Andrew invited me to go to this club with the guys. It’s a guy thing though. I had told him no but well…” He scratched his head.

“Where is this club?” Mina asked fully interested as well as the rest of the girls.

“In Tokyo?” He said in a questioning tone. Serena sat back down, “Well actually it’s more like on the outskirts of Tokyo. We were going to carpool and-”

Serena shot up and said, “That’s it!”

“Huh?” Everyone gave her a confused look and watched as the girl jumped up and down like a child at Christmas.

“Someone up there loves me! Darien are you driving?” Serena asked.

“No I was going in Andrew’s car and…” He stopped when Serena gave him a puppy dog look, “Oh no! Oh Hell no!”

The girls looked back to him and Serena not understanding what was going on between them, “Darien please…I’ve had my license for like a year now. And besides my car is in the shop getting inspected and it won’t be done until next week with the holiday and all.” Serena begged.

“No Serena not my precious convertible!” Darien hollered at her that caused the people to stare at them.

The girls watched the beloved prince and princess go back and forth. They have not had an argument like this since they first met. It lasted about five minutes until Serena went for the classic, “Look if you love me then give me the keys or you can kiss Crystal Tokyo and Rini good bye.”

Darien looked at her out stretched hand then to her face, “Are you for real? You’re willing to destroy our kingdom and daughter just so you can drive my car?!”

The Scouts looked to Serena and she held the most murderous look, “This whole rat hole of a town is going to be destroyed of you don’t hand over the key. Now keys or destruction?”

Darien sighed and reached into his pocket to hand out the keys; but before he could say good bye to his beloved lifeline it was snatched out of his hand. Serena threw herself on him and gave him a big hug, “There was that so hard?”

“Felt like a thousand knives rushing through my heart.” He muttered but hugged her back, “Now I don’t want a single scratch on it. No fooling around no radio blasting, and certainly no eating in that car. You hear me Serena? I’m not joking-”

“Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.” Serena said and looked over to the Scouts, “Come on let’s go!”

Darien sighed as they rushed out the door yelling about what the princess was up too.

Andrew walked over the distressed man, “Dude you let her take your car?”

“What choice did I have? She threatened me, our daughter, and our future.”

“Again dude a car is a man’s best friend and should not be trifled with. A car is our passion and lifeline.”

Darien sighed and said as he watched them drive away, “I think my lifeline just went flat.”