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Author: hwkitty PM
a small collection of RENT stories. Rated T for questionable language. R&R!Rated: Fiction T - English - Drama/Humor - Mark C. & Roger D. - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,003 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12-20-09 - Published: 07-27-09 - Status: Complete - id: 5254055
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A/N: Dude! I just got this idea and I like it! R&R please :3 I love writing dialogue :]
"I want one of those Snuggie things."
"What's a Snuggie?"
"What's that, my dear friend? You of all people don't know what a Snuggie is?"
"Well, it's this neat thingie, and it's like a blanket-"
"Dude, we have plenty of blankets."
"Mark, I wasn't done with my sentence yet. It's like a blanket… with sleeves."
"A blanket… with sleeves?"
"No, Mark, with sleeves. You gotta say it right. Sleeves."
"Whatever. We have blankets anyway."
"But Snuggies are special! You can do special shit while you have one!"
"Umm… read! And hug children!"
"Since when do you do either of those?!"
"Never. But I bet you could film with it!"
"Yep, and I could play guitar, and also they give you a free book light…"
"And how much is it?"
"Like fifteen bucks. Maybe."
"We could be using that for food, Roger!"
"Psh. Food is overrated nowadays, anyway. Would you rather starve or freeze?"
"Where exactly did you see this commercial?"
"At that one TV store."
"I've got to talk to the manager. They're gonna get me killed one of these days."
"Aw, Mark! Please? You look like a supercool wizard when you wear it!"
"Fine, I guess."
"YES! I'm gonna go tell Mimi. She's gonna be so jealous. I'll never ask for anything else again!"
Two weeks later…
"Hey Mark, can we get some of
that mighty putty shit?"
A/N: Eh, coulda been better. R&R though :D