a l y k i n z ~ says (7:16 PM):

LOL

did you know katy perry has a cat?

[c=#3A46D1]S h a e b o o [/c=#AEF1F4] [c=#AEF1F4] I'm Not Giving Up, A Second Chance. [/c=#3A46D1] says (7:25 PM):

yush

a l y k i n z ~ says (7:25 PM):

lol

i love her cats name

[c=#3A46D1]S h a e b o o [/c=#AEF1F4] [c=#AEF1F4] I'm Not Giving Up, A Second Chance. [/c=#3A46D1] says (7:25 PM):

what is it?

a l y k i n z ~ says (7:25 PM):

catty purry

xD

[c=#3A46D1]S h a e b o o [/c=#AEF1F4] [c=#AEF1F4] I'm Not Giving Up, A Second Chance. [/c=#3A46D1] says (7:25 PM):

oh yaah

it was in her Thank You's

[c=#3A46D1]S h a e b o o [/c=#AEF1F4] [c=#AEF1F4] I'm Not Giving Up, A Second Chance. [/c=#3A46D1] says (7:26 PM):

she's like KATY PERRY AND KITTY PURRY FOREVER!

a l y k i n z ~ says (7:26 PM):

right... kitty

i knew it started with a k

[c=#3A46D1]S h a e b o o [/c=#AEF1F4] [c=#AEF1F4] I'm Not Giving Up, A Second Chance. [/c=#3A46D1] says (7:26 PM):

Xd

xD

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: i don't own tm, pucken, m.

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Don't Swear In Front Of God:

"Arrg, you are so IMPOSSIBLE!" Ichigo bickered, hitting Ryou lightly with her broom.

"Stop hitting me with that broom, you baka strawberry." Ryou said coolly, after shunning Ichigo for a raise.

Which is what led to her chasing him around with a broom.

"I WORK WAY HARDER THAN ANYONE OF THESE GIRLS. MINT JUST SITS ON HER ROYAL BUTT AND DOES NOTHNIG, LETTUCE BREAKS THINGS, PUDDING BREAKS THING AND SCARES PEOPLE. AND ZAKURO"- Zakuro glared at Ichigo from across the room-

"It's a wonderful and helpful employee." She muttered the last part.

"Ichig-AHHH!!" Lettuce face planted into the ground, spilling her tray of Ice Cream Sundae's all over the floor surrounding her.

Ryou smirked obnoxiously.

"Ichigo, clean up Lettuce's mess, won't you?" Mint's voice clawed into Ichigo's ear.

"WHY CAN'T YOU GET OFF YOUR LAZY BUTT AND DO IT YOURSELF!?" She shot back.

"I'm not finished my tea," Mint simply replied, returning her tea cup to her lips.

Ichigo winced, like being slapped by an invisible hand.

"You heard them, get back to work, or I’ll cut your pay check." Ryou flicked her forehead.

"AHH! YOU'RE SUCH A JERK." She stormed off, the broom dragging behind her.

And in a random place in the clouds:

"Why? Why are you making me do this..." Lillith cried, as her Mother was writing on a suspicious looking piece of paper.

"I am sorry, Sweet Heart, but your teachers say you've been slacking off in your lessons," her Mother gently replied.

"But Mom! It's only in one class! So what if i can't influence love, it's not like i plan to be a faire or something like that!" Lillith slumped down in her seat.

"Lillith, love is the most important lesson a Angel has to offer, that's how your Dad and I met," her Mother continued to place signatures of the four letter pamphlet.

"But--"

"But nothing, if you're to be a Guardian Angel, you are to pass all your classes, and a Guardian Angel, is to influence the Guardian-ee, and that means--" Lillith scoffed, and finished her Mothers sentence.

"Yah, yah, protect, defend, look-out for, make sure the person has a fair life a head of them, out of harms way... and make sure they find love, which leads to everything else... yah." Lillith rolled her eyes.

"Don't get snarky with me, you know your Father with never tolerate this behaviour, out off the Angel here, you're lucky to be born into a Guardian family, now start acting like it," - her Mother folded up the pages, and snapped her fingers, as a silver ribbon appeared around it- "here, take this to your teacher first thing to tomorrow."

Lillith hesitantly took the papers, afraid it might burn her.

"So... what is it about anyway? Me getting a tutor? Oh God-"

A voice cracked through the air.

[A/N: THIS MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO HEAVY DUETY RELIGIOUS PEOPLE D:]

"Yes?" God asked,

Lillith and her Mother gave blank faces.

"Not now Francis, Lillith is just ranting." her Mother explained nervously.

"Well, could you give her a muzzle? Or teach her some curse words.-"

her Mother gasped.

"Not at all, you know-"

"Oh and Lillith, I heard you're failing your classes." God spoke, changing the topic.

Lillith fingered the air.

A lightening bolt hit her.

"WHAT? YOU SAID YOU WANTED ME TO SWEAR!" She yelled in protest.

"Not at me."

Lillith mumbled something that ended up sounding like "hairy pancakes."

"And yes, as a matter of fact; it's just one class, though... So why-"

"Honey, what did we tell you about talking to God?" Her Mother cut in.

Lillith looked her Mother with innocent eyes.

"That it makes me look like I’m on crack."

God gasped.

"Well, there's that-"

"That the Christan's'll think I’m Jesus."

God gasped again.

"Hello?" Jesus called.

"Not now Son, go back to your girlfriend, uhm... what's her name... Amiliee."

"She broke up with me, Dad..."

"Oh, what for?"

"BECAUSE I'M ABSTINENT!!" Jesus cried.

Lillith giggled.

"IT ISN'T FUNNY. I'M THE 5OO YEAR OLD VIRGIN."

Lillith burst out into laughter.

"See Lillith, this is why we're giving you a job on Earth." God spoke, ignoring his ranting Son in the back ground.

"Go ahead, she's one of the hottest girls in your school son, nooooo... She won't mind, i wish my Mother wasn't a-"

"SON. Now, anyway,-"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, JOB?" Lillith snapped her head at her Mom.

"You're to go to Earth, and make an unlikely couple admit their love towards each other, and to Guard them." God explained.

"Wait, what do you mean admit, if they love each other, why do they need me?" Lillith was sort of clueless.

"BECAUSE!! IF YOU DON'T HURRY UP AND MAKE THEM KNOW THEY LOVE EACH OTHER, THE GIRL WILL DUMP THE GUY AND GO OUT WITH A NYMPHOMANIAC FROM HELL." Jesus cried.

"See, Lillith, this is why you're failing." and he was gone.

"Wait, but-wha-who-huh?! DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS!?" Her Mother smiled, and tossed her a pair of keys.

"Here's the address, and here's the keys to your house, we already transferred your things. Please, Lilly, you must. We want the best for you." Her Mother explained, getting up, and fluttering over the phone.

"Cafe Mew Mew? How cheesy." Well, might as well get going...

And at the Cafe:

"ICHIGO!"

"ICHIGO!!"

"ICHIGO!!!"

"ICHIGO!!!!"

"ICHIGO!!!!!"

"ICHIGO!!!!!!"

"Momomiya-san?"

"ICHIGO!?"

All the voices, Ichigo shuffled to a halt, as the Cafe door opened, regardless of the closed sign.

"Aoyama-Kun!!" Ichigo beamed, dropping her broom, as she glomped Masaya [EWW.]

"Why are you here!?" She smiled, still hugging him.

Masaya frowned slightly.

"I was just in there, but you pushed me out."

oh. Ichigo felt shamed.

"Sorry, I just..." She trailed off, going over reason for him to be here.

"OUR DATE!! OH MY GOSH, I AM SOOOOOOOOOO SORRY!!" Masaya laughed,

"It's oukay, we can always-" "No-no-no! I'll get changed and we can go, sorrrry!!"

and with that, Ichigo ran the changing rooms.

Back tooooo LIiiiiiillith:

"Oh my... This is beautiful!" Lillith fluttered downward, touching the ground gently.

A white Cottage stood before her.

"Oh Mom, she shouldn't have..." She jingled the keys, opened the front door.

"I didn't." A projector upon the wall showed her Mother.

"You're Father did this, now..."

Lillith looked around, and found boxes and boxes of things she never knew she had.

"What are all these boxes for?" Lillith pondered, finding a check list.

"Most of it's this green paper called money. You need when you live on Earth, I suppose it's because Humans are greedy..." Her Mother clapped her hands, getting Lillith’s attention back.

"Huh!? Oh! Yus!" Lillith looked up.

"That is a check list; you are to do all that is on there to insure you can pass this class, Lillith. Now, I’m going to leave you, but I will keep in touch. Love you'" her Mother said.

Lillith could promptly hear her Father in the background.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE MY BABY HAS MOVED OUT AT AGE SIXTEEN, TO MEET AND BOY!! AH HA! WAH HA!"

"Calm down! She's trying to make two people fall in love! Sorry-"

The projector turned off.

"Oh wow. Light switch..." With those words, the lights tuned on.

"I'm so glad I got an A+ in Magic Skills... Now..." She looked at the check list.

"1) Clean and Unpack..." Soon as she said it, she was unpacked, and her house was sparkling.

"2) Meet Ryou & Ichigo... Who are..." A pink sheet fells off the clip board.

Ichigo - Red Hair, - Hard working, klutzy, hyper, kind, to Guard. Ang.

Lettuce - Green Hair, - klutzy, kind, gently, shy.

Pudding - Blonde Hair, - hyper, kind, circus-like.

Mint - Blue Hair, - Arrogant, wealthy, lazy [at work], kind [at times...]

Zakuro - Purple Hair, - Quiet, wise [rest are unknown]

Ryou - Blonde Hair, [Male] - owner of Cafe, to Guard. Ang.

Kiichiero - Brown Hair, [Male] - Co-owner of Cafe

"Oh. This should be fun... Now... To this Cafe..."

a l y k i n z ~ says (7:32 PM):

-cough-slutansnarcissist-cough-

[c=#3A46D1]S h a e b o o [/c=#AEF1F4] [c=#AEF1F4] I'm Not Giving Up, A Second Chance. [/c=#3A46D1] says (7:36 PM):

what?

a l y k i n z ~ says (7:36 PM):

ichigo is a slut

and ryou is a narcissist

[c=#3A46D1]S h a e b o o [/c=#AEF1F4] [c=#AEF1F4] I'm Not Giving Up, A Second Chance. [/c=#3A46D1] says (7:37 PM):

i'm just going to pretend i know what that means.

a l y k i n z ~ says (7:37 PM):

ou

it means someone who thinks they're the preittiest in all the world

xD

[c=#3A46D1]S h a e b o o [/c=#AEF1F4] [c=#AEF1F4] I'm Not Giving Up, A Second Chance. [/c=#3A46D1] says (7:38 PM):

LMAO

!!

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