Karaoke

House, Cuddy, Wilson, Foreman, Thirteen, Cameron, Chase and Taub all go to a local pub. From there on they go to a karaoke bar. Comedy moments follow.

Chapter 1

It had been a tough day for the doctors of PPTH.

Cuddy had been in back to back meetings all day. She even had one with a donor who wanted sexual favours for a donation. He was middle aged, balding with a beer gut. Cuddy shoved him out of the door. The hospital needed money, but not that desperately.

House had nearly lost his patient on a particularly confusing case. And he hadn't even solved the puzzle, which left him frustrated.

Wilson had told 10 patients they were terminal. It bummed him out because he had followed these patients through their chemo and radiotherapy journeys, reassured them that it was going to be ok. But now it wasn't.

Chase had broken his arm and couldn't operate. He had fallen down the stairs and landed on his arm. Strangely enough, the rest of him was intact. No head injuries or brain issues. House reckons that it was because you have to have a brain to get a brain injury.

Cameron got personally involved with a patient again, and when they died, she got upset. Brandy Logan was 13 years old, and admitted with complications following her fight against leukaemia. She died a few hours later. Cameron was distraught.

Foreman had been hit in the mouth by the patient's husband. Serves him right really. He nearly killed the man's wife and called the husband a jackass.

Thirteen was struggling with the thought of monogamy to Foreman. She missed girls. She didn't mind a bit of both, but at least when she was with women, it wasn't exclusive. She could screw whoever she wanted. Now she was with Foreman, she had lost that freedom.

And Taub's wife had left him again...he had cheated on her with a blonde and busty nurse who was taller than him. Insert joke here.

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As all of the doctors sat in the lounge, they all had a look of despair on their face.

It had really not been the greatest day.

'I don't know about you guys,' said Cuddy. 'But I am in such desperate need for a cosmo, or 2, or 10.'

This perked everyone up a bit.

After getting changed out of their scrubs, they made their way down to Mitchie's Bar, a quite lively bar with a good atmosphere that Cuddy had suggested.

'Right everyone, first drinks are on me,' said Cuddy.

The team cheered.

House ordered a bourbon.

Wilson, Taub, Foreman and Chase ordered a beer.

Cuddy and Cameron ordered a cosmo.

And thirteen ordered vodka and coke.

'A toast,' said Cuddy. 'To the crappiest day in the world!'

'Cheers,' said the others.

The next round was to come from Thirteen.

'You have so got to try these cocktails. They're amazing.'

She handed them all one each.

They all sipped it.

'Wow,' said Cameron. 'That's good. What's it called?'

'Wet pussy.'

'Well Thirteen, you like what you like, huh?' said House.

'I like it,' said Cameron.

'What, pussy?'

'No the drink jackass!'

Foreman got the next round, he went with tequila shots.

Taub just got a regular round of whatever.

Wilson, drunk as a skunk by this time, bought a cocktail for everyone called 'bird shit.'

According to everyone's observations, it tasted like it too.

Wilson, being the drunkest of them all suggested they go to a karaoke bar and strut their stuff.

Too drunk to care, they all set out to Sing Sing Karaoke.