Just one of my stupid ideas...hope you'll like it.

Disclaimer:I don't own Oban Star Racers.....

*TAAARRR!*

Stupid alarm! As far as I can remember is Sunday…Shut up! I should have thrown the emergency cell phone right after the holiday started. Anyway back to my dreams….well maybe not to the one I just had, although it was sweet. Oh, dad will take me to a psychiatrist if he would know. Or maybe not….

-Daddy I’ve just had the most beautiful wet dream I can imagine….

-Mhmp…

Oh, I totally forgot he’s sleeping like a bear… I wonder what made him leave his bed for a less comfortable one. I definitely had no nightmares. Still the way he holds me…it really feels good and….AUCH! What the fuck?! Who’s poking my cheek? AAA the sunlight hurts more….

-You are so careless!!

-What are you talking about?

-About your “little” adventure.

-What adventure? What are you doing in my room anyway?

-Masako get out of my room before I tell dad you played with his sword again!

What a sweet charming voice, really makes me want to go back to my dreams and…hold it!….charming?!....my father sounds like a drunk grizzly in the morning. Wait was it real?

-What’s with that face?

-Masako….where and why am I?

-What you don’t remember how you fucked with my brother?

-How I….Aikka you pervert bastard!!!! Get off me!!!!

Off the bed….hit the ceiling….and that’s the opposite wall…WOW! I can win a karate championship!

-Cool! I can’t remember the last time my bro took a flight!

-Masako don’t laugh! What happened? Why am I not at home, in my bed…

-Or on Earth if we started?

-WHAT?!

*growl*

OOPS…that didn’t sound to nice. Did I really kick him that hard?

-WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

-What are you talking about? Nothing’s wrong with me! You were the one whose hands were in some forbidden places!

-What?! You asked me!

-DID NOT!

-DID TRUE!

-Well I guess it’s time for some girl talk. Aikka get out!

-It’s my room!

-And you’re getting out of it or I’m telling dad you fucked with an underaged girl!

Another girl who should go to a championship…I hope he didn’t fell to hard on the floor.

-Do this pregnancy test!

-Why?

-As I said you two are very careless.

-Ok, make me understand what happened….What had I done yesterday?

-Yesterday? Nothing. The day before yesterday: a lot of things!

-Tell me I don’t remember a thing. Just some whispers, kisses, caresses and that heavenly feeling….

-Well you kissed, caressed each other, he probably whispered a lot of things in your ear and you did some things that give heavenly feelings.

-Masako! I was on Earth, celebrating my 17th birthday in a club…

-Drinking, smoking some marihuana and then you continued the celebrations with Aikka, without condoms.

-Oh! My father is goanna kill me! And how the hell did I end up on Nourasia?! In only one night!

-Well when my brother asked you, again, if you would come with him, you said yes. And he had to much alcohol to, so he didn’t think about it to much. He just grabbed you, activate the transporter and here you are. How long dose it takes?

-I don’t know! It’s the first time I’m using one….What happened to my friends?

-Well some of them said something like the party girl was stolen, but I wasn't lucid enough to realize what was happening. I just know that I saw the lights of the transporter, some big guards and my mother's angry face. And when I asked her what happened to you and Aikka she said he took you to his room. And as any sweet little sister would do I spied you. Well for as long as my virgin eyes could take.

-It’s ready!

-Let me see! Let me see!

Auoch….And I thought I should be the first who sees. I hope is negative….

-I’m goanna be an aunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK!

*ZBUF!*

-What was that?

-Probably Aikka who passed out behind the door. I’m going to be aunt!! Tra la la la! I’m going to be an aunt! La la la la!

This girl’s insane….I kinda like her….But now the important stuff! I should bring my child’s father inside. Oh, hello there little girl. You should stop sucking your finger.

-Why do guys always pass out when they find out they are going to be daddies?

-Well they always forget it’s not them who will carry the baby.

-So when I have a baby I should first tell my husband he has no vagina?

What’s up with kids on this planet?!!!!!!

-Hey Nina! Why don’t you go play with the baby beetles in the garden?We are busy for the moment-grownups stuff.

-Why do grownups always pretend their busy,when actually everything they do is yell at each other.

-Go ask your mom, I haven't figured it out yet! Let’s take him in Eve; grab his arms, I’ll take him by the legs….Oh! SHIT! Aikka couldn’t you wake up just a minute to change your socks?! Hurry Eva! I’m going to die!

-He’s heavy!!
-That didn’t disturb you when you had sex with him!!

-I barely remember something!!!!

-Oh finally! Air! Air! And I told him to take it easy with his training. At least he trains in archery so he won’t become a gorilla as dad.

-So….That’s the great respect for the king…

-I respect him, I love him, but that doesn’t mean I have to like the way he looks. You’ll see.

-I’m not really ready to meet your parents….

-But you have to. You’ll give birth to their first grandchild.

-Massy….I can’t keep the baby.

-WHAT! You’re not killing my nephew! Don’t worry you little one I won’t let her do this to you!

-Hands off my belly! Aikka gave it enough attention the day before yesterday. And you don’t understand! I can’t have a baby! I’m just 17…

-And that’s the best age to have the first baby.

-Maybe on this planet! But on my planet 17 is the best age to study for the exams at the end of the high school, get love letters from guys in school, date and have just some innocent kisses.

-We get love letters, innocent kisses at 17 to. Well we don’t date so much, because at 17 we are usually married. In fact we can get married from 15.

15?...I was 15 when we met….ok I did not hear that!

-Well some humans don’t get married till 30!

-You humans are very weird. You are pregnant with your first child and you don’t seem happy at all!

-Masako I don’t know how am I supposed to explain this to my father and to your parents.

-Don’t worry about my parents. It’s Aikka’s job to deal with them. And to your father, how about:” hey daddy in a few months you’re going to be called grandpa”.

-I am not joking!

-Neither do I! How it comes that you are not happy?!
-I turned 17; left Earth and probably an angry father; lost my virginity and get pregnant in only one night and I don’t remember a thing! How happy can I be?

-Don’t worry! You have plenty of time to repeat the experience.

-God, please, take me now!

that's all for now, I'll be back