"Nee, YANKUMI! We already graduated! Why are on a SCHOOL bus with YOU!?"

"Oh, don't complain, Kazama. I got this letter from the FF Network. They want us to come to their office."

"Oh, really?" questioned Ogata.

"Yes, I'll show you."

The six boys grabbed the letter out of her hand. "It's so official looking!" said Kuraki. They read it out loud.

"Dear Ms. Yamaguchi, we, at FF Network, would like to invite you to come visit us on August 12, 2009. We would also like you to bring six of your students from your first class at Akadou Gakuen."

"Oh, that's just BS," complained Honjo.

"Well, what are they doing here?" Kamiya asked, pointing to the big yakuza men sitting behind them.

"To make sure you don't all run off," she replied.

"And Kumai-san?"

"I got a letter, too. Here."

"Dear Mr. Kumai, we, at FF Network, would like to invite you to come visit us on August 12, 2009. We are sorry to ask you this so suddenly, especially since you are running a busy ramen shop, but it would be great if you couls come visit us," Yankumi read.

"Ugh. What do they want with us?" complained Honjo.

"We're about to find out," said Ichi. "We're here."

"How do you know?" Honjo said back.

Ichi pointed up, outside the window, to a thrity story building. "It says 'FF Network' right there."

"Let's go!" yelled chipper shorty in the tracksuit.

They walked through the revolving doors, and was hit by the intense change in temperature. "Ah! So cooool in here!"

"They must pay a bunch for air conditioning!"

But, Yankumi was too busy staring at the nine familiar (and troublesome) faces, sitting the waiting area in the lobby. "Ah...ah...you..wha...ha?!"

"Aw, she's so shocked to see us, she's speechless!" mocked a dark-haired one.

"Aw, Noda, don't tease her so much! She'll karate chop us!"

"Oi, Yankumi. Still wearing tracksuits, I see?"

"Ne, Hayato. She didn't change at all."

"KUMA! Long time, no see!"

"Shin, Uchi, Yabuki, everyone!"

"O-omera! You guys! You're here!? What're you doing here?!" The pigtailed one was close to panicking. All nine held up official-looking letters, all with the FF Network symbol on top.

"No way."

"It's true. 'Dear Mr. Sawada, we, at FF Network, would like you to come visit us on August 12, 2009. We are sorry to disturb you while you are hard at work in Africa, but it would be great if you could come a visit us.' "

"How do they know all this stuff?" asked Tsuchiya.

"Are they stalking us?!" cried the short redhead.

"Hello? I'm looking for Yamaguchi Kumiko and her party?" A young girl (probably a second year high scooler) came up.

"Ah! I'm Yamaguchi Kumiko."

"Hello, minna-san. I'm the head of the interrogation branch of FF Network and your host."

"Hmph. I thought business people dressed in suits, not like teenage girls," commented Sawada.

"I AM a teenage girl." Are tight jeans and sneakers weird?

"I-i-interrog-ation?" choked Wakamatsu. "I'm sorry, we don't DO interroga-"

"Well, you're already here. So, you may not leave."

"You say s-"

"YOU. MAY. NOT. LEAVE." Her eyes were beamed at him. He could've sworn they flashed red.

"O-okay."

"So, when do we start this?"

"We're awaiting a few more guests." Three men walked through the revolving door. "And here they are!"

Yankumi froze.

"Ya-Yankumi? Are you okay?"

"A-ah...."

"Hello, men!" yelled the host.

"Shi-shi....Ku-kuj....Na-na..." stuttered Yankumi.

Tetsu and Minoru huddled into a corner. "Aniki! What'll you do! Three men that had Ojou's heart! All in once place!" Tetsu got all squinty eyed and smiled his fake smile that matched his eyes. Speechless.

The, five ladies walked through the revolving door. "Yamaguchi-sensei! You're here, too!" they chorused.

"Wow...a big reunion...almost as if it was planned..." Her speech was so slurred from the shock of everything coming in all at once. Everyone was socializing with each other by that time.

"Minna-san! For those who missed it earlier, I'm the head of the interrogation branch here! Please follow me!" They walked out of the main building. "Ok, I'll explain the rules to the audience as we make our way there."

"Audience?"

"Yes. You guys have been filmed as soon as you arrived within ten meters of the building."

"Stalker agency...." Odagiri whispered.

"Ok," the host continued. "Three calls (reveiws) will equal one chapter. Don't be afraid to overwhelm us with questions, because the more you ask, the more we have to work with." Smirk. "And the more we have to torture thme with," she whispered.

"What was that?"

"Nothing. Anyway, if it takes more than twenty minutes (two months) to recieve three calls, then FF Network will just make up questions of their own. OH! I forgot to say! You may call me Niji-chan." (A/N: My username means "the rainbow" if you don't know. And niji means "rainbow.")

Niji? What a sweet name. If her name is nice, the place must be too, and so must be the experience, they thought.

At that thought, they finally arrived at the building. It was surrounded by barbwires that had traces of electricity bolts come up every now and again. The building was tall and gray, and the windows were covered by bars. For a second, it turned to night and lightning flashed in the background.

"Ah..." everyone's mouthes dropped.

Niji smirked. "Heheh...Welcome to the Interrogation House, ladies and gentlemen." How naive you guys are...

Well, you guys read all the rules! I thought I'd try this format, instead of the chat/ script style. If guys prefer that style, from now on, just tell me. And, I am willing to advertise your Gokusen fanfiction here as well.

So....ask away! Dares acceptable!

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