I had been mulling this parody around for awhile and I finally sat down and did it. I love the real version of this song, but I hope you guys also learn to love mine as well! Do enjoy!

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No duh you're brilliant, of that we're sure

Never seen quite a mind like yours

But there's just one thing that's bothering me

Yes, could it be the way you sit and you eat?

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You're disturbing

You're disturbing

You're disturbing, it's true.

You're twenty-five and yet have no life

I can no longer just wait…

L I'm getting you a date!

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That girl over there, she has pretty red hair

And her friend's not bad if you like thick girls like that

Let's go introduce ourselves and we'll see

If perhaps you and her have some chemistry

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And, aaah!

You're disgusting!

You're disgusting!

You're disgusting, it's true

You can't wolf down things, then talk with your mouth full

All those strange habits you do

40 Year Old Virgin was made for you

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Wow, you're hopeless

Wow, you're hopeless

Did you know you're hopeless?

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You're disgraceful

You're disgraceful

You're disgraceful, it's true

There's no possible way, no matter what I do or say

That I could ever change you…

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Guess it's time you faced the truth…

No one will ever date you