Naruto (c) Masashi Kishimoto

Dedication: Sara and Melissa, because its just fun.

“We are going to get ourselves boyfriends!” Karin shouted, slamming her hands down on Sakura’s kitchen table, startling the pinkette. Sakura looked at her life long fried. They’ve known each other since baby-hood, lived to each other ever since, and they’ve been sneaking into each other’s houses since forever.

“Uh, Karin, honey, we only have two days until summer is over; pardon my French, but how the fuck are we going to get boyfriends in forty-eight hours!?” Sakura shrieked.

Karin gave a wicked grin and Sakura swore the redhead’s glasses glinted in a devilish light. “Oh-ho, you see Sakura, I have an abso-fucking-lutely fool proof genius plan,” Karin waved a vanilla envelope before Sakura’s face.

“What is this genius plan of yours Karin?” Sakura asked, sipping her mocha freeze. Sakura and mocha freezes were like Karin and her ipod, you just simply didn’t see the one without the other, because it simply just didn’t happen.

Karin shoved her glasses up on her nose before pulling out said ipod, found the perfect song; Sakura raised her eyebrow as Misery Business began to play. “Paramore?” Sakura asked skeptically.

“It fits the mood dumb-dumb; now, the two boys I happen to have oodles of dirt on are none other than Uchiha Sasuke and Hozuki Suigetsu!” Karin squealed and grinned like an evil witch.

Sakura rolled her eyes. Typical Karin. Get the two guys they were drooling over. Too bad Uchiha Sasuke was the world’s biggest prick with a tree up his ass, cause let’s face it, Sasuke was that big of an egotistical icecube that even the ugliest gnarliest stick wouldn’t do the stick wouldn’t do it; and Hozuki Suigetsu was your future mass homicidal maniac that was a skater at heart with a knack for sharp pointy things called swords and he loved blood and gore just a little, okay a lot.

Bottom line both boys wouldn’t notice either Karin or Sakura in a million years…

“What kind of black mail?” Sakura asked. Karin gave a smirk that was like a dragon before you got fried to a crispy crunchy person, and the redhead flopped the envelope down on the pinkette’s tabletop.

“Oh, just some pictures that may put their sexuality to question or confirm some rumors about them, depending on who you listen too,” Karin smirked, “and the usual naked baby pictures, Sasuke with orange hair when he pissed off Ino, Suigetsu with pee yellow hair after he insulted Ino, and that sort stuff,” Karin smirked. “Mikoto was more than kind enough to give me the really embarrassing baby pictures of Sasuke, I love that woman.”

“What are you going to do with these pictures and stuff?” Sakura asked.

“Oh, simple. My parents are gone so I can commandeer the scanner and if they don’t comply with our logical and totally reasonable demands, I’m posting these puppies up on the net and then everyone will know!” Karin then gave a manic giggle and Sakura clutched her mocha freeze to her chest. “Well?” Karin leaned in close to Sakura, their noses almost touching. “Whaddya say?” Karin asked. Sakura smirked.

“Oh, Karin, you know I’m in,” Sakura grinned, “let’s go nab ourselves some boyfriends.”

“Boo ya!” Karin then turned the song to Lost In Stereo and the two girls began rocking out as they plotted.

Itachi yanked open the door, hoping it wasn’t Naruto; he was pleasantly surprise to see Sakura and Karin on his doorstep. “Um…hi,” he blinked and then was rudely shoved away and somehow ended up holding a basket of Sasuke’s neatly folded laundry their mother had folded for him. Rolling his eyes and shaking his head, Itachi headed towards his brother’s room.

“Why hello girls!” Mikoto gave a manic grin. “Are you here about my boy Sasuke? I’m afraid that my angelic Itachi-chan is taken at the moment,” Mikoto ushered Karin and Sakura inside. Fugaku turned his dark eyes to the girls, hn-ed then went back to watching the news.

“Actually, we are here about Sasuke and Suigetsu,” Karin said. Mikoto blinked.

“Oh, kyaa! Suigetsu-kun has always been like a second son to me! I’ll go get them! You girls wait right here! Do not move!” Mikoto squealed again and ran towards Sasuke’s room. Karin and Sakura paled when they thought they heard Mikoto declare happily that both of her sons aren’t gay.

“Your mother is a little um…odd,” Sakura whispered to Itachi. The elder brother chuckled softly.

“She just wants grandkids really, really badly,” Itachi pulled out some onigiri. “Hungry?” he asked.

“Nope,” the two girls shook their heads. He shrugged and wandered off, eating the rice balls. Sasuke and Suigetsu came down, both boys looking annoyed and Mikoto smiling in a menacing and manic manner behind them.

“Well, lookie here, the loud mouth bitch and her violent counter part,” Suigetsu sneered.

“You asshole!” Karin fumed and would’ve decked Suigetsu is Sakura hadn’t held her back.

“What do you two want?” Sasuke drawled, “Because I don’t want to waist my time dealing with an annoying bimbo,” he smirked.

“Bitch!” Sakura bunched Sasuke in the nose, pretty hard.

“Fucking shit!” Sasuke covered his nose with his hands.

“Language Sasu-chan!’ Mikoto chimed.

“How come you got to punch Sasuke?” Karin whined.

“Because I’m just that cool,” Sakura smirked.

“Whatever,” Karin shrugged and then kicked Suigetsu in the shin.

“Ah, shit!” he began hopping on one foot as he rubbed his abused shin.

“Nice,” Sakura agreed.

“Thank you,” Karin smirked.

After the boys were able to get their injuries under control, Sakura had hit Sasuke hard enough to cause a bloody nose, they were sitting at the kitchen table, with Mikoto pacing behind the boys, looking way too happy for their liking, the blackmailing began.

“Why are you two here?” Sasuke asked, looking annoyed that his nose was still bleeding and that Sakura punched him as hard as she did.

“Well, since you bitches asked, we’ll tell you,” Karin waved the vanilla envelope. “In there is your social downfall,” Karin paused as the boys’ eyes grew wide. “Now, we wont’ make a trillion billion copies, hand them out to everyone on the first day of school which is day after tomorrow FYI, and post these puppies up on the web, if,” Karin smirked, “and only if, you become our boyfriends,” Karin said.

“No,” the two boys said.

“Well, I guess you will have to explain to your mother why she’s crying herself to sleep when she finds out that one of her little boys is actually gay,” Sakura smirked, eyeing Sasuke’s mother.

“My wittle Sasu-chan is gay!?” Mikoto screeched snapping the chopstick in her hand in two.

“Well, he’s always hanging with Suigetsu now that Naruto is dating Hinata, and since he has shown like absolute zero interest in girls, the only reasonable and logical conclusion we can draw is that he’s gay, especially after seeing this picture,” Karin gave a dramatic shake of her head and sigh. Mikoto turned furious black eyes onto her son, and if looks could kill Sasuke would be six feet under right about now.

“Sasuke, you are going to take one of these two lovely young ladies out to dinner tomorrow night, you here me, because if you don’t you’ll regret it! I brought you into this world, I can take you out of it!” Mikoto thundered.

If there was one thing on this damn rock we call home that Uchiha Sasuke was honestly afraid of it was him mother, for the boy pushed out a girlie yip and grabbed Sakura’s hand at his mother’s death threat. Mikoto turned her flashing eyes onto Suigetsu.

“Fine,” Suigetsu grabbed Karin’s hand, he didn’t want a lecture from Sasuke and his mother, might as well suffer with his life long friend.

Karin looked at herself in the mirror, it was the day before school, the last day of summer, of freedom, of friends and fun, of no teachers and pointless homework; so Karin, listening to some random song by Avril Lavigne, was getting dress in the skimpiest punkish clothes she owned. It was a belly shirt that came up to mid shoulder, with a pirate skull on the front, and it was black, ratty shorty jean shorts, and to complete the outfit Karin pulled her red hair into a ponytail. She looked at her bright orange fingernails, she loved the color orange, it went with her hair so nicely and it was pumpkin orange even better, because Karin just loved smashing pumpkins after Halloween. She slipped some sex bracelets on her wrists, popped some bubblegum (Watermelon Blast super long lasting) into her mouth, grabbed her ipod and was about to sneak out and go to Sakura’s house when her door bell rang.

Swearing the red haired girl swore and ran down stairs to the front door. She looked through the peephole and nearly cheered loud enough that people in Beijing, China could’ve heard her. Standing outside of her door was none other than Suigetsu! Her blackmail scheme so totally worked. Grinning to herself, she pulled out her ponytail and ran her hand through her red hair, wondering why one side was shorter than the other and always seemed to be a bit messy, snatched her glasses off and opened the door. “Hi,” she grinned.

Suigetsu, who was wearing a purple muscle tank top, cargo pants and skater sneakers, looked at her up and down. He frowned. “Put your glasses on,” he commanded. Karin frowned.

“And what if I don’t want to?” she asked, hands on her hips, the little watermelon slice that was her bellybutton ring glittered in the sunlight as she cocked her hip out.

“Then I’m going home,” he said, “I’m not going out in public with an ugly slut,” Suigetsu said and turned his back on Karin.

“What?!” Karin screeched, jabbed her glasses back onto her face, slipped into her sandals and ran after him. “What did you say?!” she screamed.

“You are so ugly without your glasses,” Suigetsu pointed out.

“No I’m not! I’m ugly with them on!?” Karin pointed to her face, especially her glasses; Suigetsu looked her up and down.

“Meh, no you don’t, you actually look pretty hot,” he smirked. Karin blinked rapidly, feeling the blush coming up onto her cheeks.

“Thanks,” she looked at her bright purple toenails. “So, where are we going?” she asked, looking at his beat up Honda.

“Surprise,” was his vague answer.

“Well, lemme lock up really quick, not that my parents have anything worth stealing,” Karin rolled her eyes and locked up her house before hopping into Suigetsu’s puke green color car.

They were almost to the surprise location when Suigetsu handed her a blindfold. “Here, put this on and no peeking,” he said.

“Why?” Karin asked.

“Because I want to see the look on your face,” he shrugged. Curious, Karin didn’t ask anymore question and did as she was told. A few minutes later, Suigetsu was leading a giggling Karin into a building.

“Okay,” he pulled the blindfold off, “surprise!” he grinned. Karin blinked and looked at the five kids before her. “Karin, you know Temari and her brothers, Nara Shikamaru, and Matsuri, right? They go to school with us,” Suigetsu said.

“Why are we in a recording studio?” Karin looked around, awe on her face.

“Because, Temari graduated last year, and we are now recording the first album of our band,” Shikamaru rubbed the back of his neck. “We are Hell’s Gate Angels,” he grinned.

Karin screamed.

And the rest covered their ears. “Oh, my god! I can’t believe! I can’t believe it! I can’t believe it!” Karin was jumping up and down, clapping her hands. “How did you know? How did you fucking know I love music so much?” Karin asked.

“Its kinda hard not to notice,” Suigetsu rubbed his ears. “I swear your theme song is Lost in Stereo, you are always plugged into that ipod of yours,” Suigetsu smirked. “Though I’m glad you liked it,” he smiled.

“That’s an understatement, I love it!” Karin grabbed Suigetsu’s face as soon as the comment left her mouth and kissed him. They pulled away rather quickly, looking at each other, blinking rapidly and a blush creeping into both of their faces.

“Did you just kiss me?” he asked.

“Yeah, I think I just did,” Karin whispered, totally in euphoric shock.

“Lets do it again, just to make sure,” Suigetsu said.

“Good idea,” she kissed him a little more heatedly than last time.

“Oh, please! Guys get a room!” Kankuro whined.

It was six o’clock in the evning, Sasuke was picking her up at seven to go to some semi-fancy little restaurant, and Sakura was determine to make him beg for mercy before dating him. Karin’s blackmailing scheme may have worked, but Sakura was iffy about the whole long lasting part of it and the scary thing was that Karin hadn’t called and that liked never happened, unless Karin was in a really bad mood, and then all hell was two seconds from breaking loose.

Sakura looked at herself in the mirror. She had streaked her hair with purple and red the same shade as Karin’s hair, put in her eye brow ring, which she totally loved and thanked her Aunt Tsunade for allowing her to get it. Painted her lips with her favorite cherry flavored lip-gloss. She wore a black and white stripped three-quarter sleeved shirt, with a pair of matching capris, a black mini tee-shirt with the words ‘Rocker Chick’ in bright orange letters, biking gloves, her studded chocker, a jean skirt with a studded belt, and her favorite sneakers with ankle socks. She poked her hair, making sure the gel held before smirking. Sasuke wouldn’t know what hit him. The door bell rang and Sakura gave an evil smirk before grabbing a jacket with various band patches pinned on with hundreds of safety pins, oh, how she loved safety pins; and was going to go out in style.

Sasuke, who was dressed in a plain button down shirt that he had left unbutton and a white tee-shirt and nice dark blue jeans and sneakers, with his jacket, stood on Sakura’s door step; anyways his eyes nearly jumped out when she saw the pinkette come out of her door. “What the fuck are you wearing?!” he shouted.

“Clothes,” Sakura grinned.

“Oh, you are not going anywhere in that!” Sasuke growled.

“Why the hell not?”

“You look like white trash,” Sasuke pointed out.

“Excuse me, I look like I just got down with a Paramore concert, now, lets get going before I decide to hurt you,” Sakura locked her house.

“No,” Sasuke huffed.

“Yes,” Sakura cracked her knuckles. “Unless you want that pretty nose of yours broken,” Sakura smirked. Sasuke grimaced.

“Fine,” he turned to his black Mustang, and looked over his shoulder at the girl his mother forced him to go on a date with.

“Sweet car!” Sakura squealed and ran up to it, Sasuke’s black eyes grew wide as she hugged it the best she could. “This is my dream car Sasuke, ask Karin she’ll tell you,” Sakura grinned and hopped it.

Sasuke couldn’t really say anything because Sakura had hijacked the radio and stuck in a CD by Escape the Fate and began to rock out. Sasuke wondered why Suigetsu always said that Karin was what was it, oh yeah, lost in stereo, Sakura seemed to fit it better than the redhead, then again, the two girls were practically sisters, so it didn’t really surprise them, but Sasuke personally hated the band but didn’t dare do anything to piss off the girl, so he suffered in silence.

They reached the restaurant, and it went fairly normal, but Sasuke was leery when Sakura ordered a triple chocolate ice cream sundae, and he ordered a single school of vanilla ice cream, he didn’t really care for sweets, but every now and then he’ll have a bowl of ice cream, because you’d have to be abnormal not to love ice cream.

Sakura was half way through her ice cream before she perked up, as the song began to play. “Squee! This is Karin’s and my theme song!” she pushed the salt and pepper shakers out of the way and jumped onto the table, holding the bowl of ice cream in her hand and began to dance, yes, dance on the table.

Sasuke groaned and wanted to bang his head on the table as he looked at his date. Sakura continued to move to the beat and finished her icea cream then ate the all of what was left of Sasuke’s ice cream, which was pretty much the entire thing before handing it to a passing waitress. “Sakura, get down,” Sasuke grumbled.

“Never!” and the pinkette began to air guitar, singing along, and Sasuke had to admit it was pretty good. “C’mon up Sasu-chan!” she called.

“No,” Sasuke refused to get on the table, because he doubted it could hold both of them for long.

“Life’s a bitch, fuck her!” Sakura shouted at the top of her lungs and pulled Sasuke up onto the table, she grinned, looking at him, dancing. “Bitch, move to the beat!” Sakura began dancing, her arms in the air. Sasuke frowned. “Now Sasu-chan!” she called. Sasuke sighed and began to dance. The manager must’ve thought it was good for business or something because the song kept playing over and over, and this crazy high that was totally induced by life’s little random bouts of happiness wouldn’t leave the two of them.

The table suddenly broke beneath the combined weights of the two rocking teenagers. Sasuke landed on his back and Sakura kinda sorta landed on top of him and in his arms. They looked at each other, and Sasuke couldn’t help but think she was the most beautiful girl in the world. Her cheeks flushed, her mutli-colored pink hair framing her face, her green eyes bright and that eyebrow ring was like a bow atop of a package, it just tied everything together.

He wove his hands into her hair and kissed her; with gentle tenderness. This girl was totally wild and crazy and he for some reason was drawn to it like a moth to a flame and he didn’t want to let it go. They pulled away and Sakura looked at him.

“I kissed you, yes,” he said before she could think about hitting him.

“I know, and I wasn’t going to hit you again,” Sakura smirked. Sasuke grinned.

“Good because I think this is the beginning of a really amazing thing,” Sasuke said, he knew it sounded totally corny, so sue him, he didn’t care, he was riding this really amazing high and he just rolled with it.

“Good, because lets do it again,” Sakura kissed him.

Four years later

The crowd cheered as the lights illuminated the stage. The four band members looked out at the see of faces and the pink haired young woman grabbed the microphone. “Hello Tokyo!” she called out to them, and waved. The crowd cheered. “Are you guys ready to rock!?” she asked.

“HELL YEAH!” the crowd answered.

“Awesome, because we are too,” the girl grinned, looking at her three other bandmates. The bassist was a black haired and black eyed boy, the drummer had white hair and purple eyes, and the guitarist had red hair and red eyes and wore glasses. “Get ready for our number one song, Stereo Love!” the girl shouted and the opening chords began to play and the concert began.

I wrote the first half last night and then I didn’t like the ending, because it didn’t really fit the title. (Which is also the title of a really awesome ItaSaku fic, FYI). So I changed it and I really liked how it ended up. Its so awesome! I just love it.

Written entirely to Lost in Stereo by All Time Low (ZOMFG! SARA! That song is so awesome!) . Stereo Love is just a song title I made up. So, yeah.

Guess the band members, the band name is Punk’d.

This is for Melissa’s prompt things! I hope you enjoyed it sweetie!

R’n’R if you don’t want me to push you in front of a man eating tiger.

DJ