Naruto (c) Masashi Kishimoto

Uchiha Sasuke, the proud heir to the Uchiha clan and the Sharingan, and the leader of Team Hebi had a problem. A rather pressing problem he wanted to deal with as soon as possible but was unable to fathom an attack strategy to solve said problem. He hated to admit it, but it was more pressing than finding Itachi.

“I found him!” Karin shouted, right behind Sasuke.

“Gaah!” Sasuke fell off the rock he was sitting at, an glared at the source of his problem. The red haired tracker-nin was the source of his current predicament.

“Are you okay Sasuke-kun?” Karin asked.

“What did you do to him Karin?” Suigetsu asked, sipping at his water as he walked off.

“I just told him I found Itachi,” Karin shrugged.

“Don’t say that name!” Sasuke stood up and glared at Karin and Suigetsu. “And you…” he pointed at Karin. “Stop stalking me!” he shouted and marched off. Suigetsu and Karin stared after him, confused and puzzled looks on their faces.

“What’s up with him?” Suigetsu asked.

“I have no idea,” Karin shrugged.

“Hey, you, me, the moonlit lake, tonight?” Suigetsu grinned.

Karin smirked, “Sure, why not.”

Sasuke soon found himself pacing back and forth before Jugo. “Is there something wrong Sasuke-sama?” Jugo asked softly, petting the red breast of a happy little robin.

“Yes! As a matter of fact there is!” Sasuke snapped.

“Does it have something to do with Itachi?”

“Don’t say that name!” Sasuke’s eyes flashed Sharingan and Jugo coward a bit. Sasuke sighed, running a hand through his chicken butt black hair. “It has nothing to do with him…it has everything do to with a girl,” Sasuke looked at his feet.

“A girl?” Jugo looked at him.

“Yes, a girl, a very pretty girl,” Sasuke sighed, a very uncharacteristic smile on his face that Jugo would’ve descripted as dreamy on someone else but bit shit creepy on Sasuke. “Do I know this girl?” Jugo asked.

“Huh? Oh, yes, you do, you see her everyday,” Sasuke said.

“Oh,” Jugo blinked. “You like Karin, right?”

“Don’t say it so loud! She may here you!” Sasuke clapped a hand over Jugo’s mouth. The giant replied but it was muffled. “Sorry, what did you say Jugo?”

“I said: Sasuke-sama, why don’t you just tell her how you feel,” Jugo repeated.

“That…I can’t do that! Do you know how awkward that’ll be…I just…argh! No! I can’t do it!” Sasuke shook his head.

“Why don’t you pick some flowers for her,” Jugo offered.

“Karin doesn’t like flowers,” Sasuke pointed out. Jugo was about to point out that he has seen Suigetsu giving Karin flowers all the time, but he thought that if Sasuke knew he’d have competition for Karin’s heart, he may not bold well for Suigetsu’s future.

“Why don’t you make Karin’s favorite dish?” Jugo said.

“Okay!” Sasuke’s black eyes lit up, “Wait? What does she like?” Sasuke frowned, realizing that it better be either tomatoes or onigiri because that was all he knew how to make.

“I think its sushi,” Jugo said.

“Well, then Jugo, lets go to the market!” Sasuke marched off.

“Sasuke-sama,” Jugo sighed and walked after Sasuke.

The giant and the Uchiha were faced with an even bigger challenge. Neither one new how to shop. “Okay, Jugo, we’re going in that as if it’s a warzone, every man for himself, we meet back here in an hour!” Sasuke said, grabbing his katana and headed into the groud. Jugo stood watching Sasuke’s familiar hair style vanish into the crowd.

“Excuse me, you look a little lost,” a voice said. Jugo turned to see a short man in a red and black cloak.

“Yes, I need some help shopping,” Jugo smiled. “Will you be willing to help me?”

“Certainly,” the man said and led Jugo into the crowded market.

An hour later Sasuke and Jugo met up at the fountain. Jugo was holding a package of fresh fish, a bag of rice, dried seaweed and various vegetables. Sasuke had come back battered and empty handed. He looked up at Jugo, who had a blank expression on his face. “How did you get that stuff!?” the Uchiha shouted.

“A nice man helped me,” Jugo looked in the direction the man was when Jugo had met him.

“Hn,” Sasuke growled. “Well, it looks like we have everything,” Sasuke grumbled, “lets go,” Sasuke began heading back to came.

Karin moaned softly as Suigetsu’s hand slipped up her shirt. He was missing his shirt and she was about to lose her bra when she felt a familiar chakra heading their way. “Shit! Sui-kun, they’re back!” Karin began pushing against him.

“You like it rough today?”

“No! Sasuke and Jugo are back!” Karin shouted.

“Haha, nice try,” Suigetsu snickered.

“Ass!” Karin kicked him in the gut sending him flying, he splattered against a tree.

“Aw, jeez Karin, you didn’t need to do that!” Suigetsu groaned as he solidified again.

“What’s going on?” Sasuke asked.

“What happened to you?” Suigetsu asked.

“I went shopping,” Sasuke said. Karin and Suigetsu looked at each other, only to burst into laughter.

“Its true,” Jugo said.

“I see you got food, so, when do we eat?” Suigetsu asked.

“Its not for you,” Sasuke grumbled.

“What? Whaddya mean?”

“Its for a special person,” Sasuke said and walked off Jugo following him. Suigetsu looked back at Karin.

“How long do you think they’ll be gone this time?” Suigetsu asked.

“Depends on how fast you can do it,” Karin smirked.

“Oh, baby, you haven’t seen the speed master yet,” Suigetsu smirked as he neared Karin.

Sasuke stared at the directions Jugo had bought. It wasn’t tha the instructions were difficult to understand, its just that…well, Sasuke wasn’t domestically incline when it came to anything beyond making tomatoes and onigiri. He had his mother and brother (before Itachi went bat shit insane and killed everyone) to do that for him, then later he had Sakura, and then Kabuto, and now Karin (who, he must remind himself that he was doing this horrible mission for).

Sasuke was still staring at the directions, when Jugo came over with a platter of fresh made sushi. “Sasuke-sama, I’m finished,” Jugo said.

“How come you were able to make it!?” Sasuke shouted.

“I had a nice man help me,” Jugo blinked.

“Who in the fucking hell is helping you, dammit!?” Sasuke shouted.

“He didn’t give me his name,” Jugo pointed out.

“Fine,” Sasuke stood up and grabbed the platter. “I’m going to find Karin,” Sasuke grumbled and walked off.

“Karin,” Sasuke’s voice came out in a forced squeak. Suigetsu and Karin looked at the Uchiha, caught red handed.

“Hehe…Sasuke,” Karin blushed. Sasuke felt hot confusing anger bubble up, this was the third words day in his life! (The first two being when Itachi told him he wasn’t gay and when Itachi killed a clan).

“I love you Karin! I rescued you from Orochimaru! And then you go fuck…fish-boy!” Sasuke felt like throwing the platter of fresh sushi at Karin.

“Well, you are a whiny emo bitch, Suigetsu is more man than you,” Karin grimaced. “Sorry Sasuke, but it’s the truth,” Karin took the platter form Sasuke. “Oh, and I hate sushi,” she said.

“Then why did you take it!?” Sasuke asked.

“To do this!” Karin turned around and shoved the platter in Sasuke’s face. “Bitch,” Karin looked at Suigetsu. “Let’s go.”

“Haha!” Suigetsu got up and followed Suigetsu off.

Sasuke snapped opened his eyes, the dream was beyond creepy. “What’s going on?” he looked at Jugo.

“Karin and Suigetsu are fighting again,” Jugo informed his oh, so glorious leader. Sasuke glanced at the two bickering ninja. Suigetsu was covering his ears shouting nonsense at the top of his lungs, in an effort to drown out Karin’s screams. Karin on the other hand was like a red haired angelic goddess. Sasuke didn’t know what came over him, it was almost like he was trapped in a genjutsu because he doesn’t remember moving or grabbing Karin by the face and kissing her.

Karin’s entire body froze, as her brain rapidly switched gears, and willingly gave into the kiss. Sasuke pulled away and brushed some hair out of Karin’s ruby eyes. “Karin…I love you,” Sasuke stated. Karin blushed shyly.

“I love you too, Sasuke-kun,” she said and Sasuke caught her lips with his again.

“Just one thing,” Sasuke pulled away.

“What?” Karin frowned, annoyed that he stopped kissing her.

“Don’t sleep with Suigetsu,” Sasuke said.

“Eew! Just shut up and kiss me,” Karin grabbed Sasuke hair and kissed him again.

And…I’m ending it now. Because its too weird and stuff. I like SasuKa, and Team Hebi and…well, it was funny. Meh.

R’n’R

DJ