Me: Yes, you knew it was going to happen…….. And you’ve been waiting for some time now, eagerly waiting……..You have all been counting down……..Now the sequel to Fireheart teaches us what to do when is about to start……..But before we start we must read this:

Disclaimer: I do not own warriors.

And now this is the most important thing we must read:

Fireheart teaches us to do when the deputy is evil

1. Tell your leader.

Fireheart: Bluestar! Tigerclaw’s evil and he killed Redtail and he’s planning to kill you too!

Bluestar: Yea you have fun with that Fireheart.

2. Tell a sibling:

Fireheart: Princess! Tigerclaw is evil!

Princess: *mutters* I don’t get paid enough for this.

3. Tell your best friend:

Fireheart: Graystripe! Tigerclaw is evil!

Graystripe: I can’t believe Starclan let you make this video.

Fireheart: Some BFF you are!

4. Tell another clan leader:

Fireheart: Tallstar! Tigerclaw is evil!

Tallstar: Sorry Fireheart, but it’s not my problem.

5. Tell the authoress:

Fireheart: Wolfstar! Tigerclaw is evil!

Wolfstar: Hmmmmmm….. You should do something about that.

6. Tell the drive through guy at Burger k King and/or Mc Donald’s.

Drive through guy named Florence.

Fireheart: Drive through guy named Florence! Tigerclaw is evil!

Drive through guy named Florence: Would you like fries or a shake with that?

7. Tell...

Fireheart: Oh just kill the deputy!

Me: Now it’s time to begin the sequel, Firestar teaches us what to do when…….

Shadowstar: Fifteen…….

Sweetstar: Fourteen……

Silverstar: Thirteen…….

Brindlestar: Twelve……..

Timberstar: Eleven……..

Moonstar: Ten…….

Aquastar: Nine……

Flamestar: Eight…..

Icestar: Seven……

Kinkstar: Six…..

Rosestar: Five…..

Catstar: Four……

Treestar: Three……

Longstar: Two…..

Me: ONE!

Firestar teaches us what to do when the Shadowclan leader is evil

1. Tell Starclan.

Firestar: DUDES! ARE YOU LIKE RETARDED!? WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD GIVE TIGERSTAR LEADER NINE LIVES AND MAKE HIM LEADER OF SHADOWCLAN!?

Bluestar: He bribed us!

Firestar: WITH WHAT!?

Bluestar: Carl’s. Jr Portobello Mushroom six dollar burgers!

Firestar: …………

Yellowfang: What? The taste is awesomely delicious.

Firestar: WHY of course. *Eats burger* But Tigerstar’s trying to take over the forest.

Spottedleaf: *Does spit take*WHAT!?

2. If the first one doesn’t work then tell you best friend!

Firestar: Graystripe! Tigerstar is evil and he’s trying to take over the forest!

Graystripe: FIRESTAR! I KNOW THAT! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT! EVEN GEORGE LOPEZ KNOWS THAT!

Firestar: Oh by the way did you hear? Dustpelt stole George Lopez’s lollipops from Jupiter and now he’s giving them out over there! *Points* And Tigerstar’s selling the book he wrote too!

Firestar: Cool!

3. Question his accomplice.

Firestar: What color is my underwear!? *Slaps Darkstripe*

4. Attack him. WITH YOUR LAZA!!!!!!!!!!!

Firestar: I’MA FIRIN MAH LAZA! BBBBBLLLLLAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tigerstar: NOOOOOO!!!! I’M MELTING! I’M MELTING! *Melts*

Firestar: I didn’t know that was possible…………..

5. Have a victory party.

Firestar: PARTY!

Scourge: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU’LL HAVE TO DEFEAT-!

Firestar: *Hits Scourge with crowbar* I WIN!

Scourge: *Faints*

Everyone: YAY!

6. ONESTAR WAS HERE!

7. Sign him up to work at Burger King.

Firestar: *Sigh. Speaks in very boring and bland voice* I’m so bored. I think I’ll go sign Tigerstar up to work at Burger King.

Graystripe: Why are you speaking so bland?

Firestar: ‘Because that’s what the script says.

Me: DUDE YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT! CUT!

End chapter.

Me: Okay! Now wasn’t that great!?

Longstar: YES IT WAS!

Me: I wasn’t asking you! *Hits Longstar with a tree*

Catstar: Hey we also have the entire Harry Potter cast here too!

Longstar: *Stares at Remus Lupin*

Me: On another note I’m starting school tomorrow I’ll update like every other day or every three days or something like that….. I know, no fast enough.

Treestar: Longstar stop staring!

Me: *Whispers* Longstar likes Remus…… a lot.

Longstar: I heard that!

Treestar: *Shouts at Harry Potter characters* RUN FROM THIS ROOM! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!

Harry Potter cast: *Run out of room*

Me: Well I was planning on having this story out on October (My second favorite month) 1st. But that was too cruel. From now on we have a rating system so you can rate each chapter.

How do you rate this chapter?

1. Awesome

2. Great

3. Good

4. Fair

6. Not very good

5. Suckish

Me: Well, tune in again soon to see more! BYE!