Author: AlexPayne PM
Sequel to Emmett and the Mechanical Bull...read that story first to understand this one! Alice grabbs the wrong file after their previous arrest...can the Cullen kids go back and rescue the missing file?Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 09-10-09 - Status: Complete - id: 5368010
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I do not own these characters…Stephenie Meyer, CBS, and Jerry Bruckheimer do :(
Chapter 1: Oops
Edward and I had just tucked Nessie into bed after returning from our very eventful trip to Las Vegas. We spent the entire morning and afternoon playing out in the yard.
Edward and I couldn't stop laughing as Renesmee played 'fetch' with Jake. She found a large stick and threw it into the woods for him to chase after. After about twenty minutes of fetch, Jake decided to teach Nessie a new game, hide and seek. The only problem was that she didn't understand the game at first. Jake would turn around so Nessie could hide and she would hide behind a tree, but once he turned around and said, "Hmm, where could Nessie be?" she would jump out and scream, "I'm right here silly Jakey!!" defeating the whole purpose of the game.
After playing in the yard for the better part of the day, we took Nessie hunting and then back to the cottage. We read her a bedtime story and now we just finished tucking her in and we were headed to our room. My right foot was hovering above the ground, just waiting to join my left foot comfortably on the bed when we heard chorus of screams coming from the main house.
Edward sprang out of bed and sprinted out the door and into the darkened forest.
"Call Jake and tell him to get over here to watch Nessie," he yelled before becoming completely invisible in the darkness.
Within five minutes Jake was with Nessie and I was racing through the woods towards the main house.
"Alice how could you have let this happen," Rosalie shrieked throwing down the pale peach folder in her hands.
I strained my neck to see that the top of the file read 'Harrison, Ronald'. It took two seconds for me to realize what was going on, Alice accidentally grabbed the wrong file from the LVPD.
"Which file got left behind?" I asked panic seeping into my voice.
"Rosalie and Emmett's," she said looking down at the floor with a pout seemingly frozen on her usually perky face.
"Yeah, she left the file that said 'suspected prostitute and pimp' in it," Rosalie wailed dramatically.
"Well then we will just have to go get it back," I said surprised at the bravery in my voice.
"Yeah, we will get it back, and I have the perfect outfits to wear while we are performing our little task," Alice said as everyone rolled their eyes and nodded.
Once we were all dressed in our all black outfits, complete with black hats, gloves, and boots, we smudged black paint under our eyes and lined up all in a row to get our orders from Major Jasper.
"Ok troops," he began, handing each of us a walkie-talkie, "Edward and Bella you two will watch the front door, which means distracting the receptionist Judy," Edward and I both nodded.
"Rosalie and Emmett you take the perimeter walk in opposite directions" Jasper instructed… "Yes Emmett that means you go one way and Rose goes the other," he said as Emmett raised his hand. He lowered his hand and nodded, a goofy Emmett grin plastered on his face.
"That just leaves you and me Alice, we will be the ones retrieving the file from Grissom's office," he said finishing his orders by giving us his patent Jasper head nod.
We piled into the cars once again to head to Vegas, I used to think that I would never get to go anywhere, or do anything, but since I met Edward my life had turned upside down and inside out…and I wouldn't change it for anything.