A Xenaite fanfic poem

Aniah

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Hi! This is a Xena-version of the song "Particle Man" By They Might Be Giants. ENJOY!

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Joxer man, Joxer man,

Trying to look like he can

Take a fight

Enemy wins,

Joxer man.

Amazon woman, Amazon woman,

With her staff

Like no one can

She can fight

And she wins

Gabrielle can

Ares man, Ares man

Wanting to take Xena's hand

If he tries

He won't die

Pissed off man, Ares man

Thieving man, thieving man,

If no one can,

Autolycus can!

Give him gold

And he'll win

Thieving man

Eli's man, Eli's man

Eve of Rome is Eli's man

She used to fight

And kick a**

Saw the light,

Eli's man

Xena fan, Xena fan

Doing the best they can

They will

Try to get in

Convention fan, Xena fan

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Chicagoean? There's a Xena convention the weekend of 1/23/02 at the Rosemont convention center!