Garfield’s top 10 Excuses for NOT Exercising

Hey Garfield here! And if you’re round and proud like I am, and someone is forcing you to exercise … don’t move a muscle (if you have any that is). These foolproof excuses are guaranteed to save you from breaking a sweat.

10. I can’t do leg lifts today, I’m supposed to get a face lift

9. Sorry, but because of this sclerosis I cant do sit-ups. But I can do lie downs instead.

8. Run in the gym gasping for breath and say: “I ran across the street to get here, and you still want me to exercise!”

7. Why should I be in shape anyway? Round is a shape right?

6. Leg lifts? I thought you said Turkey leg lifts

5. I’m not overweight, I’m just undertall

4. Why should I exercise anyway? I mean what’s wrong with a little exercise

3. I have a condition called exercise-o-phobia also known as the fear of sweat. So if I start sweating and screaming… don’t say I didn’t warn you

2. I know I look fat now, but in a parallel universe, I’m six-foot-two, 250 pounds, and extremely muscular. (hint, hint)

1. Tell your friend in a sympathetic tone: “I hate to break it to you, but working out, just isn’t working out for me.”