Jeez, this took me long enough to write. Oh well, can you say writer's block? I was trying to think of a suitably gory punishment for Nick, now that...well...you know happened, but I don't think I did so well. Here goes anyway...

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Our group stands outside the ZYITWOYFCM, with the blood from their last battle not yet dry.

"We need to plan this a LITTLE this time," Littlewren said plaintively.

"You're right," Sar agreed. We can't just go running into cartoon worlds blowing things up. I didn't get the satisfaction of giving a long a painful death in BUM world." She heard murmurs of agreement all around. Katani-chan stepped forward.

"I say we do one really important thing when we go to Spongebob world," she said.

"What?" Everyone asked.

"We must leave Zim here," Katani-chan said in a duh-you-should-know-that voice. A chorus of startled "What??!!"s followed that remark, but Zim defeaned them all.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN LEAVE THE GREAT ZIM BEHIND?! DO YOU THINK I CANNOT HANDLE THIS FILTHY WORLD?! I..." Ztarlight grabbed Zim's arm, and quietly told him,

"Zim, SpongeWorld is under WATER." She put emphasis on water. Zim stopped his mad rant.

"Oh. Well then, I think I shall just stay here...and...um...do...stuff! Yeah, that's it! I'll do stuff."

"And I'll stay too!" Ztarlight said. The group nodded, and got ready to set off into SpongeWorld. But before they could enter the machine, a bag of wet start grenades fell out of the sky and landed on Mephisto's head.

"Ow," he said with no feeling. ZaiFae bent and picked up the bag. A little note on the front said "To the Nick Doomers. From: Dragon From The Black Lagoon."

"Oh cool," ZaiFae says. "THANK YOU DRAGON FROM THE BLACK LAGOON!" she screams into the ceiling.

"You're welcome!" a voice shouts back from a distance. Everyone giggles. Then, ZaiFae, Mephisto, and Xat use the transmogrifier gun to turn themselves back into humans. But Mephisto is not the human he was before. Oh, no, he is someone else and he is scary.

Mephisto shot up a couple of feet in height from his normal human self. His black hair became even more tousled than usual, and the irises of his eyes became mismatched, one being black and one being pink. An inverted cross hangs from a gold chain around his neck.

ZaiFae's eyes get really big and she runs and hides behind Littlewren. "It...it...it...it..."

"Spit it out," Ztarlight snaps.

ZaiFae points dramatically. "It's Murdoc Niccals! Ahhhhh! He's gonna hurt me, because in our scary little band thingy, Mephisto is Murdoc and I'm 2D, and Muds always beats 'D!"

Murdoc cracks his knuckles evilly, and waltzes into Spongebob world. The rest of the group looks around, and follows him in, except for ZaiFae, Ztarlight, and Zim (oo, alliteration.) ZaiFae takes a deep breath, pockets her transmogrifier gun, and sprints in before her mind realizes what her body is doing.

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Okay, Mephisto is having an identity crisis. He recently got me hooked on his fav band, the Gorillaz, so he is Murdoc now and forever! Wait, that's bad. Anyway, we'll doom the Sponge soon, never fear.